Naughty Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

Me: You pay me Nate: Whoa, I'm scared! Me: Go ahead and debauch! When I catch you, I'm gonna leave you full of marks Nate: is that all? Me: and make you moan so much Nate: Really? Careful not to over promise Me: I never promise too much, what I promise, I keep! Nate: And you're coming to keep that promise today? Me: I think I'll expand my repertoire of excuses my parents will start to get suspicious Nate: Just say you're dating

His pick up lines never fail to make me blush even though we're not new to each other. "Bear me later. Just rush back to the meeting or else I'll feel guilty the entire day" "You better be. Because I'm not feeling like to stop talking to you. Get ready to pay for distracting me," he scoffs. "Bye," I giggle whispering on the call and cutting it. A playful thought hits my head as I roll my eyes evilly. He still doesn't know the worst way to get teased. Christian I get back to the cabin again where the clients have been waiting.

His mouth brushes mine smoothly and I almost, almost feel the taste of his mouth, a delicious mix of menthol and rough male. Ouch! If I raise my face a bit more, his mouth will surely touch mine. I look around and my friends stare at me surprised, me, the cool, rich, stylish one… letting myself be seduced by this untamed idiot. “You speak bullshit, Kayden, I’m leaving, I have other things to do rather than to listen to your chat up lines from the middle of the road.” Natalie gets her friend by the arm and when she’s walking away I say it out loud so she can hear me:

Just showing you horrible pick up lines I found on some lame website Feyi: Suuurrreee Ay, show me the better ones you can come up with. Ayo: Alright, get ready to fall into my arms baby. Feyi: Don't call me baby😬 Ayo: Of course 😂. I have 4 percent battery remaining. I chose to message you. Did I choose wisely? Feyi: For one, your phone is never below 50, and two, this is more horrible than the first one. Can I get a yes? Ayo: Nope. It's actually pretty good. Because my phone is on 49 percent and that's as good as it being on 4.

“Alright, I dare you to give Drew your best pickup line.” Reid sighs, the corner of his mouth twitching as he faces Drew. With a completely deadpan expression, he leans in slightly, dropping his voice into a mock-sultry tone. “I’d tell you you’re beautiful, but they say beauty is on the inside. And I haven’t been inside you yet.” My jaw drops, equal parts horrified and amused. “Oh my god, that’s terrible!” Drew doesn’t miss a beat. He leans closer with a wicked grin. “Wanna find out for sure?”

“You’re not any woman. I grabbed you because you’ve been in my head for the last damn month and it’s drivin’ me crazy. Who are you?” Macie snorted. “That is the worst pick up line I’ve ever heard.” Those blue, blue eyes narrowed. “That wasn’t a pick up line.” “Good thing, because it sure as hell isn’t working.” “Look. Let’s start over. I’m an artist. And I’d like—” “—to show me your etchings?” She snickered. “Har har. I really am an artist.” “Yeah? So was the last guy I was involved with. Been there, done that, have the tie-dyed T-shirt and the roach clip to prove it. Move along, Picasso.”

I say and give up. "Nasty ass."

he asked, I can feel his gaze fixed on the side of my face. " You should feel egoistic. Because if you think, all women will find you attractive then you are too full of yourself." I say without looking at him, letting him know that, I am not going to fall for his cheesy looks. " But you are one of that beautiful woman from whom men can't take their eyes off," he said scooting closer to me. " Boys at school use better pickup lines than you," I say savagely looking at him. " Well, I am not a boy, I am a man. Given a chance, I will prove what else I am good at than those frat fuck boys." I didn't realize it, but when I felt his breath got my ear I realized how close he was.

*wink*' The text was supposed to a flirty pick-up line or something funny. Unfortunately, my brain had still not changed gears and the only words my eyes highlighted were –I have been told. Told by who? How many girls had he massaged? Oh yes, he's a player, the count would be over the fifties. Again impulsively I typed. 'Oh yeah of course you have been told, I forgot you were a player. I can manage, thank you very much.'

Finn had asked me to take a picture of my juicy pussy when I'm done, but my wetness covered my phone screen as I navigated through the phone to take a picture. I finally took the naughty pic and sent it down to Finn with the caption, "Look how wet you've made me, you naughty boy." "What' am I going to do now?" I bit my lower lip anticipating the next reply from my naughty F******k lover, Finn. "Your cute pussy is hungry; I am going to feed it!" He replied passionately. "Feed it now, my Finn; I'm so fucking horny and waiting." I eagerly replied to him. "Are your sexy legs still wide open?"