Old Tagalog Jokes Novels & Stories

i said dapat lang nila marinig no ako nahihirapan sila nag papahinga lang? " dapat sa sunod kung balik dito, gising ka na ha? Sasama ka pa sa plano ko, magtutunggali pa tayo" i said agad akung napatawa stupid eresh. stupid. May kumatok at binuksan ang pinto "Hija uminom ka muna nito" the old woman said tinanggap ko iyon, wala namn sigurong lason to "Nasaan ho pala ang magulang niya?" I ask.

"No. Alam mo? Mabuti pa iinom mo nalang muna 'yang init ng ulo mo ngayon. I'm sure you will like this coco juice they have here." Pagkasabi ko dun, I frowned when everyone around me except Mr. Del Fuero laughed at me, na para bang may nakakatawa akong sinabi. "Coco juice daw?" Pang-aasar na tanong ng isa sa mga kasamahan nito saka agad ng humalakhak ang mga ito, causing me to look at them with confused look. I wonder what got these men laugh like this.

Grandpa Song whispered. Grandpa Tang smiled mockingly, "You are but a sickly old man. You will end up as a patty if you try to go between them." "Who are you calling a sickly old man?" "You, of course," Grandpa Tang stroked his beard, "I'm still in the prime of my youth." "You..."

“Is that okay?” “Yeah?” Dizen wasn't so sure if that would satisfy his father or he will throw another corny joke. Whatever it is it's not on him, it's up on his father. They all looked at the old mister Lopez when they heard him cleared his throat after that he let out a big smile on his mouth. Maybe that was the sign they are waiting to see. They remain quiet soon as old Mr. Lopez started speak. “That was a joke, but let me tell you another one.”

"What do you say, old man? Would you accept my offer? I can make you filthy rich." The old man stood there for a few seconds and just stared at me before bursting into laughter. "Hahahahaha! Hullu hullu hullelelele hullee!" He said something to his tribal fellows in their language, making them all laugh madly. He then turned to me and said, "Foolish young man. If I wanted gold, I could take it from your ship even after killing you. You and your crewmates have no chance to escape from us, neither you can fight us." He then threw his hands up in the air and cried, "Hulululululululu!" The other men copied him and did the same. "Hululululuululu!"

Umiling ako kahit ang totoo ay meron. “You seem off.” “Hindi naman po,” pinagaan ko pa ang boses ko para mapaniwala ko siya. Well, I can lie to some but I think it’s impossible to lie with my grandmother. Older people are the most intelligent ones. Surviving and living for more than five decades gave them so much wisdom and lessons that teach them. “Anong problema hija?” “Ha? Wala po talaga.” Even my smile isn’t convincing enough.

A table sat between us, and of course a man like him belonged in furniture that reeked of old money and tailored luxury. “You really are as funny as he said.” His gaze lingered on me, a hint of amusement in his eyes. I watched him, folding my arms tighter across my chest. Here it was. Exactly what I’d feared another madman, another demon I’d have to face every single day. I sighed. “Was what I said supposed to be funny? And do you even speak Tagalog?” My brow furrowed. Maybe he didn’t understand a word I’d said and was laughing at me like I was some kind of joke.

He made me laugh, a genuine, bubbling sound that felt good after the fear. “Your turn,” he challenged, when he finished. “Tell me a joke. Something to keep the darkness at bay.” I thought for a moment. “Okay, okay… What do you call a fake noodle?” He raised an eyebrow, a slight smile playing on his lips. “What?” “An impasta!” I delivered the punchline with a flourish, and he actually laughed, a deep, booming sound that warmed the room. “Alright, alright, that was a good one, for a rookie,” he teased. “My turn. Why did the scarecrow win an award?”

One of the old ladies approached, saying, "This is a fertility ritual to the moon goddess my lady. A Luna should always perform one on her mating ceremony so she can bear strong and healthy pups quickly." I didn't wait for her to complete her statement before I screamed in astonishment, "What! You can speak English?" Lisa was just as surprised as me. The old woman laughed, and the rest of the elderly ladies behind her joined in. After a while of their continuous laughter, of which I stood there looking stupid, my embarrassment growing and I rubbed my palm on my cheeks . The old lady finally spoke up, saying, "My lady, pardon me for laughing at you, but I've never met anyone with a better jok

napangiti pa sya rito at saka kinindatan kayat napakamot naman si lucas sa kanyang ulo "Anong gusto nyong ulam?" pag tatanong naman ni John sa mga bata nya "Lechon baboy hahaha" sambit naman ng isa pang kasamahan nila Heaven "Sige bumili na kayo.." Maya maya pa ay kumain na silang lahat at pag katapos ay lumabas na muna si Heaven para mag pahangin.