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“I don’t need a visual of you shaking your dick in some poor girl’s face.” He laughs. “You should try it.” “No way would he do it,” Quinton says from the chair, his attention focused on the hockey game. “More like no way would you do it,” I shoot back, giving him a pointed look. “Hey, the ladies like their dark men thick,” he says, rubbing his hand over his not-that-thick belly. “Trust me, I don’t need to dance at bachelorette parties to get the goods.” “You’re both pathetic,” I say. “I would have thought that our days of university were behind"

“Do you have siblings?” “None,” he answered quickly. This is still the process he wants. I also hastened to throw away some questions. “Girlfriend?” “None. Quit it.” “Fling?” “I said stop it,” he replied, annoyed, so I just bit my lip to stop laughing. “Lights off or lights on?” “Off.” “Sex or chocolate?” “Sex—what was that? I said stop this!” I burst out laughing. I couldn’t control it anymore. “Do you want to participate in the documentary?”

An old lady said "ahh...you look cute together" Rakshit and I couldn't stop laughing. God this day was indeed cute. Happy reading 😄