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What are you supposed to do when you find your Alpha mate and he is much older than you and already has a fiancé'? What would you do when you find out he is trying to juggle both of you? When you confront him at a fancy upscale restaurant in the city and meet your hot new neighbors that just happen to be the rival hockey team captains and twins. After that, the hot twins transfer to your college while one has decided to try to bully you. The other asked you to pretend to be his new girlfriend so he can dump his latest girlfriend and help you get rid of your pestering ex. He thinks it's a win/ win. A total no-brainer. However, things quickly take a turn and get extremely complic

I ordered an incubus online, but when the package arrived, there were two of them. One was gentle and obedient, the other was hot-tempered and unpredictable. I immediately messaged customer service to ask if they'd sent the wrong one—I had only ordered the gentle kind. The reply came cheerfully. "Congratulations, you've unlocked the hidden variant! This model is a bit special—buy one, get one free!" Wait… what? I remembered hearing people say that raising an incubus is like raising a puppy, only better—they keep you warm at night and don't shed. Well, if that's true, whether I had one or two made no difference. So I ended up paying the price of one and getting two—what a steal! Or so I

He’s arrogant, infuriating, impossible to ignore. And most especially, the last person I had ever wanted until my cheating boyfriend leaves me exposed and vulnerable. Now, I’m forced into a fake relationship with his worst enemy. Publicly we’re perfect, privately, the sparks between us are scorching. Every touch, every stolen glance, every heated argument makes it harder to remember this is supposed to be fake. And suddenly, the man I hated isn’t just my ex's rival, he is the one I can’t stop craving.

I ruined his jersey. And now he is ruining my life. Axel Wolfe, was the university's hockey king and a certified jerk, I don't really know what came over me that day, but I ruined his precious hockey jersey, spilling latte all over it, not only that I bruised his ego infront of his teammates and fans, and left as if I haven't done anything, the next morning he makes me his personal tutor just to mess with me then he ups the stakes… “Fake date me,” he says. He offered to help to piss off my ex, I should have said no, but I agreed thinking I was playing the game. Turns out, I’m the one being played.

BLURB “Just give me time, El.” “How much time?” Ellie whispered. “How much longer do I have to be your secret?” Blake was her first love, the only person who ever made her feel seen in a world that treated her like she was worthless. But when their forbidden relationship is exposed, Blake chooses his future over her, denies everything, and leaves Ellie to face the humiliation alone. Heartbroken and desperate to escape the pain, Ellie makes one reckless mistake at a party. She kisses a stranger. What should have been a meaningless drunken kiss turns into a scandal when the stranger turns out to be Chase NightShade, Nightfall’s star Alpha and captain. To silence the rumors threatening h

Twenty women. One billionaire hockey captain. And a reality TV script he destroyed just to get me back. To save my family’s clinic from bankruptcy, I sign up for the country’s hottest reality dating show, Love on the Rocks. The plan is simple. I am to survive six weeks in a luxury villa, win the cash prize, and go home. Until the secret celebrity bachelor steps out of the limo and my entire world goes up in flames. He is Zane Sterling. Captain of the Seattle Vipers. The silver-haired hockey god who shattered my heart five years ago. I try to quit on the spot, but Zane drops a bomb. He rigged the entire show. He tracked down my audition, bought the production network, and ad

It all started as revenge. Cassie Monroe was humiliated and betrayed by her boyfriend and best friend at a party she was supposed to be celebrated at. She didn’t think the night could get worse until she found herself tangled in the sheets with Ledger Rivers, the infamous playboy and captain of the school hockey team. It was supposed to be a one night stand but Ledger had other plans. To keep the rumors at bay, he proposes a fake relationship and Cassie agrees, thinking she can control the lie. What she didn’t expect was Ledger's relentless pursuit, his tenderness behind the charm, or the way he slowly chips at her guarded heart. As the line between fake and real blurs, secrets

Dumped by her boyfriend, heartbroken Regina decided to go ahead with a pretend boyfriend arrangement suggested by her friend, Karina for the Christmas cruise vacation as a way to move on from Remy. Turned out that fate had its own plans, because she ended up fake dating with Karina's brother, Kristen. A hot billionaire heir who saved her from drowning in the beach. The chemistry between them couldn't be denied, but one obstacle was in the way— Kristen was engaged. The events of the cruise vacation heightened their love for each other and Kristen was torn between following his heart or maintaining the engagement with Billie, a heiress of the Sternberg group, for the growth of his

Blurb I was his secret weapon. The girl who broke down his plays. The girl who made him win Game 7. Then he lifted the Cup… and kissed the owner’s daughter. So I did what any unhinged woman would do. I bought a lighter. My target? The VIP suit. The problem? I torched the wrong door. It belonged to *Captain Rhys Virek*. “Black Ice.” “League nightmare.” “Don’t breathe near him.” He caught me. Soot on my face and lighter in my hand. The Cops were 2 minutes out. He didn’t call them. He slid a contract across the burnt table instead. *“You’re my girlfriend now. Three months. Fake. Public. Or you burn for real.”* I have a deportation date. He has a PR cr

THIS BOOK CONTAINS VOLS. 1 AND 2. THE FIRST IS A YOUNG ADULT BULLY ROMANCE AND A GOOD GIRL, WHILE THE SECOND IS A BILLIONAIRE CEO AND STRIPPER ROMANCE. -- BOOK ONE He owns the school. I barely survive it. When my best friend Matt chooses my bully over me, something in me snaps. Then Lucien Knox Ravenscroft steps in. Heir to Ravenscroft Academy, dangerous, untouchable, and very aware that she is his ex. He offers me a deal: a fake relationship that turns the school upside down. I want Matt to regret everything. He wants revenge for being replaced. Then comes his bet. If Matt notices me again, I win. If not, I’m Lucien’s for as long as he wants me. The more we fake it, the more