Online Dating Funny Quotes

Walang mga lalaki sa aming nayon. Kapag umabot ng 18 taong gulang ang isang babae, sumasailalim sila sa isang seremonya ng pagdating ng edad sa ancestral hall. Suot ang mga damit pang-seremonya, pumila sila para pumasok, at paglabas nila, ang mga mukha nila ay may halong sakit at saya. Noong ang panganay na kapatid na babae ko ay naging 18, pinagbawalan siya ni Lola na dumalo. Gayunpaman, isang gabi, lumusot siya papunta sa bulwagan. Paglabas niya, hirap siyang maglakad, at may dugo sa pagitan ng mga binti niya.

Alicia thought college would mean books, lectures, and late-night gossip. Instead, she’s stuck with an arrogant, annoying attractive roommate, a charming coursemate who hides scars deeper than his smile, and a secret bloodline that could destroy or save the supernatural world. Raymond is her fated mate, though neither of them knows it yet. His protectiveness is suffocating, his temper terrifying, and his touch dangerously magnetic. Kevin is everything Raymond isn’t kind, dependable. But Kevin carries a painful truth: he was chosen by the Moon Goddess not as her lover, but as her protector. Now, torn between a bond she doesn’t understand and a loyalty she never asked for, Alicia must embrace her true nature as the daughter of a witch and a werewolf. But destiny always demands sacrifice… One will claim her heart. One will guard her life. And one will pay the price for partial redemption.

Alvandra Zayn Malik, harus menelan pil pahit pernikahan atas pengkhianatan yang dilakukan oleh istrinya, Hanum Attabina. Pada awalnya Hanum menerima pekerjaan Alvandra yang hanya sebagai supir angkot, tetapi hal itu justru membuatnya selalu mendapat hinaan dan cacian dari mertua, bahkan dikucilkan oleh keluarga Hanum. Hingga akhirnya Alvandra menerima tawaran bekerja di Malaysia demi merubah nasib. Tetapi saat ia menyempatkan diri untuk pulang ke Indonesia, ia mendapati istrinya sedang bergumul dengan seorang lelaki di kamar pribadinya. Dan dengan lantangnya, sang istri memilih lelaki tersebut hanya karena ia orang yang berpangkat. Alvandra pun kembali lagi ke Malaysia dengan hati hancur, dan di sana dia sempat mengenal yang namanya minuman keras. Namun tak lama, Alvandra kembali sadar. Ia pun bertekad akan merubah hidupnya agar tidak menjadi bahan hinaan dan cacian lagi. Bagaimana kah nasib Alvandra selanjutnya?

Kayla, seorang ibu muda dari satu orang anak berusia 3 tahun, dan istri dari seorang pria bernama Azzam. Ditengah himpitan ekonomi dan juga tekanan dari ibu mertua, Kayla harus berjuang sendiri mencukupi kebutuhan anaknya karena pekerjaan Sang Suami yang hanya sebagai security tidak mampu menutupinya. Selama menjalani biduk rumah tangga, banyak sekali kejanggalan yang Kayla rasakan terhadap Azzam. Bahkan banyak berita yang beredar jika Azzam seorang petualang wanita, namun Kayla masih berusaha menepisnya. Hingga akhirnya datang seorang wanita yang diakui Azzam sebagai istri kedua. Kayla merasa terpukul, kesetiaannya sebagai istri berbalas pengkhianatan dari Azzam. Kayla tidak terima, dia merasa harus berontak memperjuangkan hidupnya juga anaknya. Kayla tidak mau harga dirinya terus-terusan diinjak oleh Azzam dan keluarganya, ditambah lagi sekarang ada wanita yang memaksa ingin menjadi satu-satunya dalam hidup Azzam. Namun di saat Kayla sudah memantapkan hatinya, Azzam bersikeras tidak mau melepaskan Kayla.

"Jawab pertanyaan Kakak! Benih siapa yang sedang kau kandung?" Kanaya terdiam. Gadis cantik itu memang luar bisa mempesona, tetapi dia masih polos karena dua kakak angkatnya sangat membatasi lingkungan pergaulannya. Namun, mendadak ia hamil! Mungkinkah salah satu di antara mereka yang menjadi pelakunya? Kalau iya, mampukah Kanaya mengungkapnya?

Lydia and Cornelius have never seen eye to eye but what happens when a case of fake dating brings them together?

Phobias of sexual relations (Genophobia) make Zeline Zakeisha have to give up her love story that is always foundered because of her lover cheating. Her friends took the initiative to register Zeline on an International Online Dating Site. Those sites make Zeline know the figure of a man who was in a country quite far from where she currently lives, successfully. Indonesia - New York. A handsome man with a million surprises. Tired because of being lied to by some of his ex-girlfriends who only wanted his material. Ricardo Fello Daniello, a young New York Trillionaire chose to find a partner through an International Online Dating Site. It not because he's hopeless, it's just that it feels like he can judge which women are sincere or just want the material alone. A slow response woman in a Southeast Asian country, precisely Indonesia, can steal his attention and make his feelings turn upside down. Will destiny unite the two of them even they are from different countries?

A young guy keeps getting into trouble in very funny and unfortunate ways. He wrecked havocs on people too, mistakenly. He hallucinated and had great fantasies about people to brighten up his hearers. Afterwards, he came back to his mundane reality.

Sydney Soriano is a daughter that every parent would dream to be their child — responsible, caring, intelligent, kind, and everything you can ask for. Her carefree life ended after an incident that changes her life forever. Her mom suffered from a stroke, which puts Sydney in a complex situation that leads her to drop out of school and take all the responsibilities as the eldest sibling. Then she met Tycen in an online dating app called “Tinder," they spent 3 months talking through the app until they decided to exchange Facebook accounts. He helped her adjust to her new life, persuade her to go back to school, and pursue her passion which is writing, but Sydney didn’t know that she would fall for him, and little by little, Tycen fall for someone else. The time she was ready to confess her feelings for Tycen, Tycen introduced his new girl. She decided not to confess and root for his happiness and cut ties with him. Months passed she met Hade — the desperate rich ghost beside her bookshelf. He proposes a good deal with Sydney and will do everything to repay her kindness if she helps him return to his body. As she begins her investigation about Hade together with Jarred. Everything seems to bring her back to Tycen. She unveiled a story that throws everything she believed into question. And now Sydney is ready to face everything without running away. She's ready to take risks to see wherever it leads her.

When her identical twin sister and her mum pass away in a road accident, Araya and her dad move from London to Texas for a fresh start. In an effort to deal with the pain, Araya creates an online account in her late sister's name. In an unexpected twist of events, Pierce, the guy she has a crush on becomes friends with Sky, her online utraego. As senior here begins, the pressure on Araya mounts as she deals with high school, coaching a famous footballer, and running her own players' agency. As she falls more in love with Pierce and it looks like he might return her feelings, she has to decide whether to tell him her secret or not. Things become even more middled when Gunther, Sky's boyfriend whom she also likes gets back into the picture, and Pierce starts falling for both Sky and Araya, without knowing that they are one and the same. Will Araya finally choose herself? Or will she forever live in Sky's shadow?