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Besides, who exactly gave Todd the illusion that he was someone important? I scoffed. "Todd Westman, from the moment you had the audacity to spout all that, you lost the right to speak to me." People could only communicate meaningfully when they were on the same intellectual level. Seeing how resolute I was, Todd struggled frantically and screamed, "No… Babe, listen to me. I can explain. I was just confused for a second. I love you!" "Shut up. Just listening to you makes my ears feel dirty."

“Thinking, huh? Or overthinking? You do that a lot, you know.” “Maybe I don’t do it enough,” I replied, dipping my toes further into the water. “Maybe if I over-thought things more often, I’d have the clarity I need.” Stephan leaned back on his palms, studying me with a mix of curiosity and amusement. “What are you going on about now?”

he quoted. “The what?!” He burst into laughter again, “You didn’t know?” “Woah! That’s so rude of them to call me that” I gaped at the thought. “Hey, stop laughing! I’m gonna take back the friendship handshake if you laugh anymore” I threatened. He sat straight immediately clearing his throat. “Sorry, it’s not my fault you quote too much”. “But schmuck?” I placed a finger under my chin squinting. “That’s so rude. Who even came up with that?”

"Oh please, like you even know what it takes to be a boss. You probably couldn't even handle a basic Excel spreadsheet." "Coming from someone who probably thinks a PowerPoint presentation is their biggest accomplishment." Adrienne's eyes narrowed, her smirk turning into a devious smile. "You know what they say about assumptions, right? They make an ass out of 'u' and 'mptions.' Trust me, you're an expert at that." Linc raised an eyebrow, his expression unyielding. "Says the queen of cliché quotes. You should consider a career in motivational posters." Adrienne feigned surprise, her voice laced with sarcasm.

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

" I thought I was the only one who was an over-thinker ." I looked across and smiled at Toby. " Welcome back to the land of the living. I hope you were lost in peaceful dreams. I am an over-thinker. I just like to process things and get into my head. Sometimes I get stuck in my head and I can't get out but when I do get out I sound normal, I don't have my head voice on. "

"Shit brother, even Oscar from Sesame Street was loved by some." "Yeah," Joel replied. Shotgun got quiet and I could tell he was lost in his own thoughts. It kinda happens like that. A touchy subject would be brought up and then anyone involved ended up lost in thought analyzing themselves. It was weird. That is why a lot of "emotional" talk and thoughts are not really entertained by most people in here. I think it makes the time even harder.

"Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology." "Why don't you slip into something comfortable, like a coma." "Shock me, say something intelligent." "You are so fat when you wear a yellow coat, people scream 'taxi'" "Why don't you shut up and give that hole in your face a chance to heal." "You so ugly when who were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back!" "Fine! I quit, you win. Anyhow, we are going for some ice cream." Jake, at last, commits to his failure.

My family, the way I never thought I’d have. Maeve shifted next to me, her presence breaking the knot of thoughts I’d gotten into. She just had this way of knowing when my brain started going too far. “You’re doing it again,” she teased, the smirk on her face incandescent. “Overthinking. It’s all over your face.” I could only laugh, though it was a soft, tired laugh. “What can I say? It just … it doesn’t feel real, you know? I keep, like, waiting to wake up or something.”

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken