Overthink Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

Me: ‘Nate’s asleep” Owen: ‘Be right there.’ Me: ‘Are you wearing a shirt?’ Owen: ‘No’ Me: ‘Put on a shirt’ Owen: ‘Laughing emoji. Why?’ Me: ‘I can’t think straight’ Owen: ‘K be right there’

“I have nothing to feel guilty about! You’re overthinking.” “Turn your phone over. Let me see what he said.” “…He just made a joke.”

I let out a sarcastic smile, “have fun inhaling carbon dioxide there.” With that, they burst out laughing. “We really need to think ways to put some humor inside your brain!” Ave exclaimed, still laughing. I pursed my lips. “I don’t need that.” “As expected from you,” Rebel chuckled. I roll my eyes heavenwards. I don’t need some humor. A bitter smile placed against my lips. I only need someone who’ll save me from this hell. “How about this?” “Your showing too much skin.” “This one?” “Too short.”

" Heavy sarcasm there dude." "It was a joke." He guffawed. " And I'm sorry, my Queen. You are smart. Really smart." "Thank you." "Smarter than the smartest, smarter than those who think they're smart…" "Ethan, that's enough…" "Smarter than the best, smarter than those who think they're really smart but in reality they're just averagely smart…" "That's enough!" I yelled and he wheezed, clutching his stomach. " You seem to be in a good mood today."

“With your emotional intelligence, you’ll never get ahead. Now, go burn the trash, and don't let me smell it.” The man was dumbfounded at the impossible task. This seemed more like harassment than a genuine task.

Sebastian follows suit. “You can never be too old to play. Just like in love. You can never be too old to fall in love. The world just wouldn't agree on that because they always oppose things that make one happy. That's what makes the world a crazy place to live in. It's not the world itself that's toxic, it's the residents. The same residents that call themselves human, yet they do not act humane at all,” he quotes, something I believe is abnormal for a physically beautiful man like him because I have always believed that handsome men are basically arrogants. A smart word from a smart guy.

Olivia: We can just Olivia: Like it Olivia: And say it when we don't or when we feel uncomfortable Olivia: I don't want to think too much about it for now Ash: Want to let it happen however it does? Olivia: Yeah that Olivia: It is Olivia: I usually overthink a lot about everything, especially when it comes to other people and the relationships I have with them Olivia: But I don't overthink as much with you Olivia: I can just feel, as stupid as it sounds Ash: It doesn't sound stupid at all Ash: It is the same thing for me

“Pѕѕhhhtt, lіkе I’m аnуоnе’ѕ monkey. You’ve barely gоt a brain сеll to rub tоgеthеr іf wе’rе talking аbоut actual іntеllіgеnсе then I think you’re wау оut of your lеаguе, mауbе juѕt ѕіt thеrе аnd lооk рrеttу.” “Fuсk you, Elіjаh, уоu thіnk because уоu’rе ԛuісk wіttеd wіth thаt ѕmаrt mоuth that you’re аbоvе everyone else.”

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

“Nothing yet. Still trying to figure things out.” “Stop trying and just go with it.” I give him a skeptical look. “Is that what you do?” “It’s worked out for me so far. Overthinking never leads to anything good.” “You’re right on that. Overthinking leads to second-guessing.” “Exactly,” he says with his mouth full. I put my feet up on the coffee table, yawning again. “Thanks, O.” “Of course, Q. I’m full of brotherly advice.” I roll my eyes. “Too bad it’s not all good advice.”