Broken Night
The statue suddenly opened her eyes.
He (she) staggered backward, almost tripping over one of the clusters of candles as she did so. The statue pushed itself up into a sitting position and all the while a voice screamed into his (her) ears about how punk's not dead, backed up by what sounded like the entirety of a music store falling down a flight of stairs.
How can it be sitting up? He thought to himself-madly, it doesn't even have any joints.
The stature, clearly not caring if it was built with joints or not, swung its legs around, so it was now sitting on the table facing Byron/Julia. It opened its mouth and spoke in a voice that was identical to that of the poor, fictional Ms. Meers.
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