Patawa Jokes Tagalog Romane & Geschichten

Hannah Nicole Villareal, a Grade 7 Student, but she's not a normal student to begin with. She will work as a spy to watch and capture the Ten Traitors, who will try to destroy their school. And their first step? Making the Principal resign. They would do anything just to stop that from happening, but the big question is... Can they?

Si Ziantynna Quinzel ay kilala bilang spoiled brat ng pamilyang Quinzel. Ang ganoong katangian ni Ziantynna ay nagsimula ng aksidente niyang marinig sa kaniyang ama ang kasunduan na ipapakasal siya sa isang lalaki na ni minsan ay hindi pa niya nakikita. Dahil doon ay ginawa niya ang lahat upang mabahiran ng pangit na imahe ang kaniyang magandang reputasyon ngunit ganoon pa man nangyari pa rin ang kagustuhan ng kaniyang ama. Kaya naman sa kaniyang ika–dalawampu't tatlong kaarawan ay dinala siya sa isang bahay na mala palasyo ang laki na ang nagmamay-ari ay si Zacharias Lamprouge. Ang negosyanteng lalaki na may tagong katauhan. Dahil sa kawalang kakayahan tinanggap na niya ang katotohanang makukulong siya sa piling ng lalaki. Ngunit magagawa rin kaya niyang tanggapin ang katotohanan sa kaniyang pagkatao kung malaman niya ang nakaraan at kung sino talaga siya?

Shantal Gabriella Ortega promised to herself she wouldn't fall for a guy until she can't make herself successful. But destiny played her, she unexpectedly met the very handsome and playboy CEO who happened to have an interest on her too. But life really can't called life if it won't hurt. For Shantal, it hurts to let people go especially Migo. A couple of break up, hurtings and everything, will Shantal run and hide forever? Or will still be back in arms of the CEO?

Series 4 of 8 Read At Your Own Risk! "Do you want to kiss me?" He asked huskily. My jaw dropped as I turned my face to him, my eyes widen because of surprise. Paglingon ko nakangisi na siya. Napatingin ako sa labi niya nang pasadahan niya iyon ng dila. "Do you want to kiss your professor, Xena?" I gasped and swallowed the lump on my throat. He's staring at me using his menacing eyes. "S-sir.." Inangat niya ang isang kamay na nasa bulsa niya at inilipat sa bewang ko. Naiwang nakaawang ang mga labi ko at nakatingala sa kanya, napapatingin sa mapulang labi niya. "Just say it, Xena.. because I want to kiss my student." He grin evily then bit his lowerlip sexily, trying to seduce me.

"Going back to heal and be gone." I thought the flow of my story will be the same in the future, just like how I am living with my life now, a normal living. Lahat ng iyon ay nagbago, when the future me came! Just what exactly happened to my future why she came here hurting and wanted me to change OUR future?

Lovely Mendoza is a simple and invisible girl in her society. People may not always notice her unless she's doing something ungrateful. She thought that all people unlike her except her mom who always sees her good deeds, and believes that someday she will be a great person. Until Lovely meets Irma, Agnes and Prim the three girls have been Jake's (ex) girlfriends at the same time. Wanting them to have a revenge to Jake who broke their hearts, they use Lovely to make Jake fall for her and then break the playboy's heart.

Love, mercy, kind and forgiveness; are the most disgusting words and cursed feelings for Arra Castillo. As she grows up the only feeling that she knows is "Revenge." She only wanted the right justice for her parents, but the law could not give it to her. That is why, she will gonna make her own justice— a kind of justice that they would never want. For Arra, among all the people that she wanted to get revenge, only Larry Santrivella is really hard to find. Though, she already knew that Larry Santrivella was the mastermind of all what happened to her family, the problem is, she cannot find where the hell Santrivella was hiding. Until such time, she needs to pretend to fall in love with someone and this man was the son of the man who killed her parents. She needs to do this because for her this is the only right thing to do to catch and kill this killer, and she could have the justice that she's longing for a long time. What if in her pretense that she love this man name Kenny came true? What if she already fall in love with him? Does she could still kill the father of the man that she already loved?

You can call her Cindy or Elle, well her name depends on the town she's living in. Her real name's Leira Mint Salcedo, the girl who wants to die. Or at least that's what she always says and thinks about. Until at her fourth suicide attempt, an intruder named Chris suddenly came to her, asking for help. Soon as she opened her glass door, it felt like she welcomed him in her life. Crisostomo "Chris" Ychavez, a self-proclaimed man of his words who intervenes with Leira's fourth suicide attempt. He is kind, thoughtful, and a very understanding man who would want to help Leira to appreciate the beauty of life and making things right. Chris and Leira's uncanny encounters continued. They always meet accidentally. When she needs help, when she's afraid, when she's alone, even if she doesn't want Chris' presence, he is mysteriously, always there. After Leira runs away from her best friend, she is now jobless and renting at Lumiere Town. Without a job, she's on the verge of becoming homeless until Chris proposes something to her. Chris wants to travel to the Disney Republic and so she proposed to Leira to travel together. All expenses are shouldered by Chris, all he is asking is for Leira to come and join him. Left without a choice, she agreed. And so, they traveled the country together, met a lot of people, discovered some truths and lies, and the reason behind Chris' kindness towards Leira. Time is ticking for Chris and Leira is still thinking about her own death. Will Chris be able to save her after she finds out who he really is in her life, or it will gonna be a reason for her to continue her final suicide plan?

Akala ni Ellaine ay katapusan na niya nang mabangga ng isang malaking truck ang sinasakyan niyang kotse. Laking-gulat na lamang niya nang sa muling pagmulat ng kanyang mga mata ay nasa isang madilim na siyang kuwarto... sa kama ng isang hindi niya kilalang lalaki. Akala rin niya ay iyon na ang pinaka-wild na nangyari sa kanya pero hindi pa pala. Mas wild pa pala nang ma-realize niyang napunta siya sa loob ng romance novel na huli niyang nabasa bago siya namatay. Ang masaklap... ang kasalukuyan niyang katauhan ay hindi ang Female Lead, hindi rin ang kontrabidang babae, maski ang secondary character na bestfriend ng Female Lead ay hindi pa rin siya. Siya lang naman ay isang cannon fodder character na hindi man lang naabutan ang simula ng main plotline! May mas masaklap pa pala... ang lalaking nakaniig niya nang unang gabing napunta siya sa loob ng nobela ay walang iba kundi ang Main Villain– ang big boss ng mga big boss ng mga kontrabidang hadlang sa buhay ng Male at Female Lead! Ano na lang ang mangyayari sa kanya kapag nalaman ng malupit na Big Villain na iyon ang nangyari sa kanila? Sigurado siyang hindi na talaga siya aabutan ng pagsisimula ng main plotline kung mananatili siya kaya napagpasyahan na lang niyang tumakas at mangibang bansa. Wala nga lang sa mga plano niya ang sorpresang iniwan sa kanya ng unang gabing iyon.

Daniel Lee is a successfull businessman at the age of 28. He continue living his life to the fullest but his conscience is still hunting him thinking that he's the reason why Crisanta Alvaro, a girl who confessed her love for him, went missing and couldn't find. After so many years of looking for her, he finally found her. He helps her recover from her traumatic experience and gain confidence again. Is the one sided love confession of Cris from their past up until now can turn into real one? Or the love growing between them will shatter into pieces after knowing the truth?