Patrick Spongebob Quotes Novels & Stories

l was replied with a smack on my head as Giovanni said"U don't have a job so trust that money was never earnt" I was calculatong my options so l did the only think l could think off which was playing dumband say stupid things."Oh hey Gio l did not see you there what a lovely weather we have today hmm l have been thinking why does spongebob live under the sea when he can just live in a sink it would be nice having a sponge doing our dishes just for a penny don't you think but l think..."

He was wearing all white, with a polo shirt and white cargo pants and white desert boot yeezy sneakers, our outfits complemented each other quite well. He ordered the uber once I had finished my makeup whilst I was pre-drinking. "You look good and smell good babe", he complimented me as we were walking out the building. "Thank you", I responded getting into the uber and connecting the aux. "SpongeBob pet Gary, I'm a slimy mother fucker, Lookin' for a fairly odd mother like my name Crocker, green goblin not the grinch, stealin' out the stockings, how to dance , the chick from grease the pots stole made from crocker, oh the teeny bop pull up like a diaper on a toddler (huh, huh) strong like a

Ok, maybe not exactly that, but you get the idea. "Well, then, all the best in your endeavors, SpongeBob. But don't be too disappointed later on when you realize my tear glands have really stopped working. If Titanic couldn't get it to work, trust me, nothing else can."

Maya and I laid lazily on my couch, watching Ted over and over again till we became tired. Most of the time, Tristan and the thunder buddy song raced through my thoughts. I hadn't been seeing much of him since he saved me from taking a blow. I grabbed the remote and changed the channel to Nickelodeon. My eyes brightened when I saw SpongeBob on screen. Even if I was eighteen, SpongeBob was definitely a cartoon I'd never stop watching. How could anyone be like SpongeBob? He was very annoying and didn't know when to quit, but I still loved him.

And if she thinks she'll do the same in college, she's not even mistaken, she just literally proved to me she's even more dumber than Patrick on SpongBob. "It's okay," Alexander smiled. "Why wouldn't it be anyways?" I restrained myself from rolling me eyes. Alexander wasn't even mad at me and just whispered the words: "You're definitely something else." ~~~~~~~~

Me: “Sure I can. You aren’t here. Besides, you have your sexy Spainard Antonio.” Bubbles: “Do not get too comfortable. I will come back soon.” Me: “You have been saying that for a long time. It never happens.” Please do not come back. Please do not come back. Please do not come back. Bubbles: “This time, I mean it. I want to see everything up close and personal anyway.” Me: “Will you bring Antonio and Jackson with you?” Bubbles: “Girl, you know that would only cause problems.”

I said pulling my hand from his tender grip but he held on tight. “Whatever it is that happened between you three, don't dwell on it okay, it'll only bring you down. Always think of brighter days and forget the past” he said gently. “Do you wanna come in?” Why in the name of Spongebob did I ask that! You little stupid brain please stop leaving me when I'm around this dude.

I will ask. "Well... I just wanted to ask something but..." Bennet looked away and I stopped smiling when I saw the slight reddening of his ears and cheeks. A sign that he was feeling embarrassed about something. "I just wanted to ask... why... why..." "Why what?" "Why... hmm.. oh damn!" Bennet was annoyed. "Why do women find Spongebob adorable?! I mean... he's nothing but a yellow stingy sponge that lives under the sea? What is it about him that makes women want him?!" asked Bennet in shock.

But I make no promises to answer every question o 😌😌 I still have to keep up the enigmatic aura 😉 Oh, yeah, a question I've been meaning to ask somebody all this while; Please, who knows when Plankton in SpongeBob SquarePants is finally going to successfully steal Mr Krabs' Formula and use it? 🙄🤦🏽‍♀️ Because after several years of not watching that cartoon, I finally go back to it and discover that he's still trying to successfully steal it 😑 ♟️

She cringed at that. "You don't like them?" I asked, confused by her reaction. "I'm allergic to nuts. When I eat them I puff up like Mrs. Puff from Spongebob Squarepants." Sophia laughed nervously, "Anyway, who wants to attempt to speak to her today?" I inhaled sharply, turned around in my seat to where Alina stood, and then exhaled, "I'll go, like every other day." With that, I woke up from my seat with confidence. Today would be the day she would finally speak to me. I didn't care if I had to pin her against a damn wall for her to do so.