Professor Poopypants From Captain Underpants Novels & Stories

I_pooped Willy, who the heck taught you that? Are you cheating on me with another peasant? Will_the_devil No, I- I_pooped ... Stop talking like that! Who is teaching you these things? Will_the_devil Comments on wattpa- I_pooped Finish the damned sentence, Willy, or I am going to kill you! Cereal_killer Sksksksks I_pooped ... Cal...are you okay? Cereal_killer Yeah, I am laughing? Isn't that considered okay? Jajajaja

The mug stayed levitated inches from his lips as his eyes darted to the digital clock on his desk. 8:52 AM. A subtle glint flashed in his dark eyes, and a devastatingly sly, mocking smile crept onto his lips. He decided to play along and trap her. Dr. Yousef: Dr. Grumpy Pants? Why grumpy? What does he even do to you guys for you to call him that? Leaning against the wall to catch her breath, Hala typed back with furious enthusiasm: Hala: Ugh, Dad, if you saw him teaching! You’d think he’s plotting world domination! He’s super serious, never smiles, and literally the entire cohort is terrified of him. But honestly... he does have an aura!

“Sitting on your professor’s desk with your legs spread, no panties, dripping for me. Do you have any idea what would happen if the dean walked in right now?” I bit my lip and reached down, boldly palming the thick bulge in his trousers. “Then maybe you should do something about it before someone does walk in,” I challenged softly. Professor Black’s control frayed. He unzipped his trousers, freed his thick, heavy cock, and stepped between my spread legs. He rubbed the fat head up and down my soaked slit, coating himself in my wetness. “Just the tip,” he warned, voice strained. “For now.”

"What? Are you afraid that I might eat you up?" I swallowed hard as filthy images flashed in my mind. "Relax, kitten." When I looked at him through the rearview mirror, I caught a glimpse of a dirty smirk on his face. "I don't bite," he said. Liar. We'd always related well within the academy walls. But this was different. I was literally heading into his territory. What kind of school allows the students to sleep outside the dorm? "Did you notice? Professor Storm wanted the exact same books you took," Professor Hale suddenly uttered, pulling me out of my frenzied thoughts.

“Sooo… was that really Professor Kieran?” I sighed. “Yes.” She gasped, eyes wide. “No way. He gave you a ride?” “It’s not what you think,” I said quickly. “It was raining. He offered. That’s it.” Sandra gave me a teasing grin. “You know, it doesn’t have to be nothing.” I shot her a look. “Sandra.” “What?” she said, hands up in mock surrender. “He’s young, he’s hot, and so is Dante. Honestly, Lessie, if I had professors like that, I wouldn’t be complaining.”

The others also chimed in and tell what they wanted to eat, the appearance of a person that everyone knows and also the bunch of bodyguards that were all look menacing with their black suits and black sunglasses on, does attract a lot of attentions. “...Umm…is that you Mr.President?..”. (Lady Dwarf) “Hmm?..yeah?..eh…Polly Grokham?..what the heck are you doing here?…on top of that wearing that White lab coats?…aren’t you a Captain in the 01 Battalion army?…”. I was very surprised to see this Bubbly dwarf, with the enormous bronze goggle on top of her head, and that oversized lab coats that she wears, made her looks like an eccentric researcher. But as far as I know, she was a Captain in the a

“You really think too well of yourself.” “Maybe. But, right now, after given you pleasure all afternoon, I really want to bury my cock in you and start putting a pup in you.” He says as he starts to undo his pants. He lets his member spring out of his pants, and I can’t help it, I start laughing. “Cock, you say? That is a toddler penis, not a cock. Seriously Cullen, is that why you made me orgasm so many times? You needed me swollen enough to feel you?

SELENA There was a sharp rip, the sound of fabric giving way. My panties shredded with one impatient pull. "Professor" "Quiet," he said, his palm smoothing over my ass like he was memorizing it. "You’ve been walking around this campus without a bra, licking lollipops like you’re auditioning for a porno… and you think I’m just going to keep grading your papers like nothing’s happening?" I smirked over my shoulder. "Maybe I wanted to see how long it would take before you—"

Now he was looking away, like that coward Zander, he was also staring down at the ground as he spoke. My frown deepened. I will deal with him. I will deal with all of them! The professor let out a cutting chuckle. We all squinted our faces. Even Zander who looked like he could careless what was going on stared up at professor Anderson in disbelief because that reaction made no sense with the situation on ground. “Is this a joke to you?!” The professor's smile disappeared almost as quickly as it came. He looked down at his watch as if he had somewhere more important to be and we were stopping him with our childish game.

He stood up straight, walking towards me. Then he stopped. I craned my neck, staring up at his tall frame. “Why do you keep calling me professor?” He asked., cocking his head to the side. I shrugged nervously. “It just… stuck I guess.” He nodded, then stared at my fingers gripping the meat like it was my lifeline. “I see you're enjoying my food.” he said. “Yeah… it's really good.” I replied quietly. “Hmm… so good that you'd dip your hands straight into the pot?”