Randomness Funny Novels & Stories

“ Do you like what you see, Love? “ He asks with mockery... My face reddened profusely and Jamie was caught off guard... Darn! He caught me drooling at him, I'm such an idiot, and he's about to laugh out loud, but he saw me pout my lips, and he stops... “ Mm... Ah-huh... San Francisco has a lot of scenery to offer, a sight I love to see... " I told him to cover up my embarrassment. I raise my eyebrows when he was about to tease me again, and he can't do anything but to back off. He caught me staring at him but I don't want to admit to him, he will laugh at which I will never give him satisfaction... Haha! A devilish smile forming on my lips...

"I knew right then she wasn't cut out for the big leagues." That was a recital when I was eight years old. It was my first time facing such a large audience, and I did get stage fright. But Rhys was the first one to rush onto the stage to comfort me back then. He told me, "Maeve, you played wonderfully. Those people just don't understand music." Now he was using it to humiliate me. Laughter echoed through the room, and my cheeks burned. He was mocking me in public, turning my past humiliation into a punchline.

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

The room was filled with an infectious energy, a blend of friendship, humor, and the thrill of discovering life’s unpredictable beauty. As the night wore on, our conversation grew more relaxed and playful. We swapped stories of our most embarrassing moments, each tale wilder than the last. I recounted the time I had accidentally walked into the wrong classroom and sat through an entire lecture before realizing my mistake. Favour shared a hilarious anecdote about a disastrously overcooked dinner in her first shared apartment, and Gift boasted about her uncanny ability to misplace her phone even when it was in her hand.

Jasmine grinned causing me to frowned. "Don't listen to Jasmine she's such a bitch sometimes" Lucas said shooting her a glared. Jasmine stuck her tongue out at him and rolled her eyes, she seriously had a thing for Lucas. "How bad are you feeling?" Cameron asked. "Like I'm about to puke" I choked out. I rested my head on the desk and hold my stomach, the feeling is really awful and I want to puke but it's not coming up. Why did I ate that damn octopus? Cameron was rubbing my back to comfort me and Lucas started packing my things in my bag.

It started as a giggle, then tur‍ne‌d i​nt‌o a hyst​eric‌al, sh‌ak‌ing laugh. "W‍hat is funny?" I‍ de⁠manded, sitt‍ing up. "We are covered in shit."‌ "You‍," she pointed at me. "T​he great Lo‌renzo Moret⁠ti. The m‌an who‍ irons his s​ocks⁠.‍ Look at you‍." I looked at my h⁠ands. The​y were b​la⁠ck with grime.

"I just did not count that day because we both know that you were never against it. You even enjoyed it. So, technically, this is the first time that you've become truly against having public sex with me, which again, I understand. And why do we even keep on talking about public sex? This is not what we should be focusing on." This time, I wasn't able to hold back my laugh anymore. "You sound so ridiculous. And it was you who opened up that topic! But you're right, that's not what we should focus on." Gunner nodded immediately and consecutively, which reminded me of that Japanese lucky cat figurine. And having that thought made me laugh again. "What is so funny?" Gunner asked with a frown. I

And though the evening had been fraught with awkwardness and discomfort, she couldn't help but feel a sense of gratitude for the laughter and camaraderie that had ultimately emerged from the chaos. And so, with a smile and a shake of her head, Rachel resolved to embrace the absurdity of life, knowing that even in the most awkward of moments, there is always room for laughter and lightheartedness. After all, as she had learned, sometimes a simple sound is more than it seems, serving as a catalyst for unexpected moments of connection and joy.

I questioned, finally regaining myself and coming out of whatever trance I was in initially. They both glanced at each other and then busted into laughter. Ok, what the hell is funny? "The fact that you're dumb is what is actually funny," Arla mocked. "I am not dumb," I retorted. "Accept it, you are," Arla argued, refusing to back down. "You know what it's pointless arguing with you." With that I blocked her, temporarily stopping her from speaking to me. I wonder why she had to be annoying sometimes.

I shouted at him, raising my fist as if to hit him. He glared at me fiercely for a couple of seconds, realizing he was in the wrong, and left in a hurry. After that jerk drove away, I couldn't help but burst into laughter until my stomach hurt. I crouched on the ground, holding my belly, continuing to laugh. I laughed so hard that tears streamed down my face. I didn't know if I was crying or laughing. Gradually, I wasn't sure if I found it funny or if I felt sad, but who cares? My life has always been like this, filled with chaos and contradictions. Whenever I try to go right, I end up going left; whenever I do something with good intentions, it turns out bad; just when I think I'm lucky, mi