Novel & Cerita Rat Burping Meme

“You know what? Maybe you should ask Professor Bennett.” His eyebrows lifted. “I thought you were my tutor.” “I am. I'm not a miracle worker.” For a moment, he just stared at me. Then he laughed. Actually laughed. I looked at him in disbelief. “You think this is funny?” “A little.” “You've been deliberately frustrating me.” “Maybe.” “Why?” He shrugged. “You get this look on your face when you're annoyed.” “What look?” “That one.” I narrowed my eyes. “You are impossible.” “I've been told.”

My brother yelled. With that, they all made a quick run. "Are you okay?" He asked while grabbing a towel from his backpack and cleaned my face. "No, they hate me cause I'm fat." I cried. "They always make pig noises." "They're idiots." He wiped my tears. "Mommy says that's a bad word." "Then we don't tell her I said that." He whispered making me giggle. "I love you, scotty." I hugged him. "I love you too, munchkin. If they bother you again, let me know."

“Just do it.” Gritting my teeth, I shift her awkwardly against my chest, one hand supporting her back as I tap her lightly. It takes a few seconds, but then a small burp escapes her tiny body. I freeze. “Holy shit,” I mutter, eyes wide. “Did she just—” “Yes, congratulations, you successfully burped a baby,” my father deadpans. I glare at him. “That’s some magic shit, don’t act like it isn’t.”

she murmured, turning her head slightly to look at me. Her voice was soft, almost tentative, as if she were seeking my approval. I scoffed. "No, I didn’t like the food, that’s why I ate three plates." She chuckled at that, a sweet sound that made her eyes crinkle at the corners. It was infectious. I found myself grinning before I even realized it. And then— A burp. Loud. Unexpected. It echoed through the room, bouncing off the walls. Her cheeks flushed red as she let out an awkward giggle, trying to play it off. "Hehehe."

He has a scowl which is normally there, when he isn't scowling he's laughing. "You alright there bud?" I ask trying to break the awkward silence. I retract my hand from the window and roll it up. "Yeah I'm fine... Why?" His face twists into a laughable meme. Like he ate a million lemons and the caption is, Bitch dafuq? (Bitch the fuck?!) "I don't know felt right to ask, you looked like someone murdered your puppy," I shrug not entirely knowing what to say. And considering that I lack communication skills, I'm doing quite well. But I'm pretty sure my social battery is now half empty.

“The one with the really boring voice?” “Exactly!” Harry slapped the table, his eyes twinkling with mischief. “I swapped all the flashcards in his presentation with ones that had ‘cat memes’ on them. The entire lecture was an hour of memes, and the best part? He didn’t even notice until halfway through. None of the students told him; they just recorded it silently while trying to control their laugh.”

They next two filed in and called their preferred duties until the last one came in and saw all four of us already there. "Oh, shit" he said. Turns out it was the dude who started the burp fest. I laughed at his comment and he gave me a smile. "Oh my Goddess. No fucking way. Burp guy?" I laughed out. We all joined in the laughter and he let out a burp in recognition. We laughed again and then moved to our respective positions in order to get on with our work. 🥀 Okayyy...now that was something. Hope y'all are loving the book😚 Love you guys 🦋❤️

A message bubble lit up under his name, cheerful and oblivious. Just another one of his dry, stupid jokes—something about his dinner being so terrible he was convinced the restaurant was trying to assassinate him with undercooked chicken. He'd probably attached one of those ridiculous GIFs he was always finding, something animated and silly that was meant to make me laugh.

My vapidness would love to smack some sense in him. ‘Cheers!’ Another wrote with clinking glasses. His teeth would look better on the ground or better as toppings. ‘Can I have some?’ The following goes on. I'd like to have some of your arteries too. ‘Cheap drunks!’ You think you can afford the cheap in the wildest of your dreams. The netizens had a gala day sharing memes amongst themselves. I have become a laughingstock. It ranges from hilarious to disgustingly vulgar. For what? For outspeaking and spitting facts at a jerk's face. For standing up by the side of a vampiress who is forced to become his sex slave. For having opinions that do not reconcile. For wanting to be admired.