Rat Burping Meme Novels & Stories

I’m in a fucking meeting and you’re giving me a boner! I bite my lip, laughing out loud as I quickly send back a wide grin emoji with a little “oop!” typed above it. Me: You better hurry back to your hotel room… because I’ve got a lot more to show you.

“Just do it.” Gritting my teeth, I shift her awkwardly against my chest, one hand supporting her back as I tap her lightly. It takes a few seconds, but then a small burp escapes her tiny body. I freeze. “Holy shit,” I mutter, eyes wide. “Did she just—” “Yes, congratulations, you successfully burped a baby,” my father deadpans. I glare at him. “That’s some magic shit, don’t act like it isn’t.”

She’s still sleeping with her slightly protruded lips. This isn’t the first time Brett woke up with a girl beside him. But with Maxine, it feels very new. Brett felt giddy and thrilled, as if there are butterflies in his stomach. He thought that it was weird he couldn’t remember eating worms or raising one inside his body. On the second thought, Brett remembered that butterflies came from being caterpillar, and that caterpillar is not a worm. “Damn it. I think I am turning stupid,” Brett whispered.

Mentions, messages, tags. My stomach tightened as I opened one. It was a meme caricature of my old picture. There was a poop emoji on top of my head, my brown eyes were replaced with a red laser, and a boldly written text on the picture said ‘SLUT’. I groaned and locked my phone immediately. But it was too late. I’d already seen it. Another buzz. Then another. Curiosity got the better of me again. I saw a particular message from a private page in my DM.

During this period, “burrito” became an unspeakable word among the players. Because the moment someone said that word, a boss would immediately appear at their door. On the player forum, every post revolved around burritos. "Who on earth kidnapped this woman! The entire horror game can’t eat burritos anymore!" "Because of this woman, all the bosses entered berserk mode, and the player survival rate dropped below 10%!" "Please! Hurry and find this woman and end this!"

Buddha 🧘🧘: I have made it to where the target is. Chief 🇺🇸: excellent! Let us know when we can visit. I will be in the waiting room with the rest of the team. Zombie 🧟‍♂️ : Why is this group chat GREEN?????? Badger 🦡 : Yayyyyy!!!! I am on my way with Lennie and Ollie!!!! And Z ask the noob. And Buddha you better not go in without me! Bodhi 🏄 : *GIF of one of the Olsen twins saying “HOW RUDE” *

Comment down below. Don't bother about the sickness, it just popped in my brain, it's not real. See you next time!!! Much ❤❤❤and

HE IS BITING HIS KNUCKLES, SHAKING WIT LAUGHTER. Cereal_killer I...I...DAMN! I CAN'T DO THIS, LMAO. ANNABELLE REMINDED ME OF ANNABELLE. Not_annabelle ... I_pooped WAIT, WE GOTCHA. TRANSLATION: ANNABETH REMINDED HIM OF THE MOVIE ANNABELLE. Not_annabelle OKAY, GOT IT. OMG, STOP LAUGHING, YOU ARE DISTURBING THE TABLE. The_real_prince_charming OOF, GUYS, DON'T MIND ANNA. CONTINUE.

Heartbeat thumping loud and strong. The baby flips, tiny hand raised like it’s waving. Or flipping the camera off. The chat explodes. 20 million viewers watch my baby give the middle finger to the world. I smile (small and sharp). “There’s your sympathy.” I end the live. The internet loses its mind. #BabyFlipOff trends worldwide in minutes. Memes flood in, the ultrasound with clown makeup on Amara’s face, the baby with sunglasses and a crown. Amara’s podcast clip is ratioed to hell. Her mentions are a war zone.

Rhalia fired off, followed by a slew of red flags and eggplant emojis. "I don't know how you did it, but girl... It's been what? Almost a year?? And you still don't feel the urge to jump that absolute Adonis??" Liora added with her signature dramatic flair. I felt heat rush up my neck as I fumbled with my phone, frantically typing, "Oh my God, guys-", but before I could send it, Maelis delivered the kill shot. It was a meme of dogs humping in full force, with the caption: "Don't be shy, sweetheart. If you need tips, I can help. 😈💅"