Reading Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

“Are you going to deny me after sleeping with me? I can’t believe you used me for your pleasure. How could you do this? I thought I could trust you! I can’t believe you used me and now you want to dump me.” I laughed even more at his words and the dramatic way he said them. I sat up because I couldn’t stop laughing and it was starting to hurt laughing while laying down. “You are very funny. Why would you say it like that?” I asked between laughs and he did something funnier by pouting in sadness. Oh goodness, I think my stomach might burst from laughter. Why is he so funny? “I am glad you find my pain funny, darling.”

I said "See, you can't do without me I said it already and you're proving it" He said "Arrggghh where on earth did I find you?" I said hitting my palm on my forehead "I found you" He said laughing and I wondered what was funny that made him laugh that much "What the fuck is funny to you?" I asked when I couldn't hold it in "Your your expression" He said laughing again while I just stared at him waiting for him to finish his little drama

"Well that just cruel who knew I will be accused of murdering a pretty girl twice in one night " "That's not my normal Friday night if you ask me , Tuesday nights yes but not Friday" he says which makes me laugh at his joke . "Well sorry for that I will come back on Tuesday"I say with a laugh and he cackles like what I said was the funniest. "You are a funny girl you know that and by the way it actually the latter " "I don't give away free drinks to all the pretty girls I meet because in an exclusive club like this, you meet a lot but sometimes"

"I know you are trying to tease me now? She says, not taking him serious. "I don't think I have said anything that should warrant you to laugh. You were even accusing me of acting like I am the mother of my mother, so what is funny in that? Lucious started laughing out loud, as if that was the reason he feels amused. "I didn't even remember this part. Do you know that if I had remembered this part, I wouldn't stop laughing". He says as he kept on smiling. Now Lauren was no longer finding it funny, she looked away, since he doesn't want to say anything reasonable, he just want to keep laughing, but then Lucious pulls her back, still feeling amused, he tells her something that seem not to add,

She drank the cup of coffee in her hand, pretending not to care about the crazy person. Waiting for her friend to finish laughing, two minutes later, she also finished drinking her cup of coffee, but couldn't help but ask: "What's so funny, why are you laughing like that?" “Sorry, sorry, I didn't mean to laugh at your feelings, it's just that I think you're a bit slow to understand, don't tell me you didn't have any relationships in college?”

I say, grateful for his help. “You know you’re not as boring as I initially thought you were. You know how to crack jokes making you relatively funny and you know how to hold an interesting conversation” I tease. “Gee” he scoffs, “thanks so much for the compliment” he replies sarcastically.

Maddie said with plea heavy in her voice. I didn’t even know when I burst out laughing. It was probably from the look on Jared’s face but whatever it was, I was laughing and they were looking at me. I missed interactions like this and seeing someone that was not part of our friend group talk about Jared that way made things amusing. “I’m sorry,” I said, stopping my laughter. “Everything about Jared is stupid and funny.” “Come on now!” I laughed again and Maddie followed suit. Jared got annoyed and sat up then dropped some cash on the table.

I snap at him, making quotes gestures in the air. Ethan draws his head back and runs his eyes over my face for a few seconds before he bursts into laughter. What’s so funny? After catching his breath, “do you think I’m one of those men?” he inquires.

I want her here every morning, making me coffee while I cook her eggs. I want to watch those gold-flecked eyes peeking over the top of her mug as she tells me something brilliant. I want to earn that easy smile by saying something humorous. Record scratch, I'm not funny guy. I never say anything humorous except I had in the Elevator. I'd made her laugh then, Around her I turn into someone else. Someone better, You're not the bad guy.

“Why would I change when you’ll never stop trying to earn a joke from every situation?” “Isn’t life more fun with jokes? Something to laugh about once in a while. You know, it makes the world beautiful and fun when it’s dark. Studies even say laughter heals faster than herbs do. Lowers pain, strengthens the heart, clears the head. Makes the blood flow freer. In short — that’s why I’m looking younger and living longer. Which of those old people in the pack is as old as me, uh? None. I’m the oldest.”