Reading Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

I asked him. “What's so funny?” he asked, irritation laced in his voice. “You're so funny, uncle. Sometimes, I wonder why you didn't go into comedy.” sarcasm dripped as I spoke. “Your highly respected Karl Palmer has been arrested and you are here laughing. What's so funny?” “Why would anyone dare to arrest Karl Palmer? Can't you just think of anything else that could sound real?” he spat. “You know what else won't be real to you? Your life in jail,” I countered.

he said with a chuckle. She laughed, and said, "It's a quote from Ben Franklin, I think." She then wiggled her ass, and said, "Slide that thing out of me, and then let's see if I can take it back up my slut-wife little ass hole in one long push." He took his hard dick all the way out, rubbed the head over the little hole-which seemed to be not quite as little now-and leaned forward, spreading the pucker apart, once again.

Jenny shook her head repeatedly and said with a smile, "Look at yourself! And you're asking me? Just take a look at yourself in the mirror. Your mouth's so open so wide... You obviously can't stop smiling. So there must be something to be happy about, right?" "Really?" Justin touched the corners of his mouth and burst out laughing. "You're exaggerating!" "Fine, I'm exaggerating. Still, what are you all happy about?" Jenny chuckled. "It's rare to see you so happy." "Hmm..." Justin pondered for a moment, then replied with a smile, "I met an interesting person... She's just ridiculous... but...I don't know why, but I feel that she's very funny. Stop talking about her. Come...let's talk about th

“What’s so funny? Why are they laughing?” “Maybe you should go ask,” Jordan urged. “Let them be,” Sara suggested, but I liked Jordan’s suggestion more. “Maybe I should go and ask,” I said and without wasting a split second, I went to them. “Hey, Zaylen,” Liana greeted, and I nodded in acknowledgement. “Hello, Boss.” I totally ignored Aaron and shifted my gaze to Liana. “What’s so funny that you two can’t stop laughing?” “Aaron is so funny and cute. I swear. He just sets the funny mood,” she said, and I clenched my fist once again.

“Will you stop?” Yet, he carries on laughing. I wet my lips and stare at the ceiling. “Any moment now.” “I’m so sorry. But it was so funny.” He says after a while. “What was?” “The flood thing. Comedy gold right there.” I roll my eyes but a smile threatens to slip on my face. He quickly points it out. “It wasn’t that funny.” “Yeah. You are just no fun.” This time I allow myself to chuckle. “Maybe it was a bit funny. But hey, we are talking about my needs here.”

“If I choose the job, I obviously can’t go back to my mom, though?” It took her few seconds before she sighed. “Yeah, it makes sense. Sorry, I got it from p*******t and thought it was a cool quote.” I bite my lip to stop myself from laughing. But failed miserably as she made an eye contact with me. I cracked up to the point she throws the sofa cushion right onto my face. “Shut up.” “It’s a cool quote, though.” “Fuck off.”

The people who looked at his contagious laugh also began to smile. ~Hahahah "Oh, my god! Hilarious… that was freaking hilarious. ~Huff ~Huff… "my sides hurt so much... I might just die!" ~Tch "Stop laughing!" Kiara spewed slurs, "What the hell is so funny you fucking cockalorum?" ~Hahahaha "Just look at your face." Akash kept laughing at her face, "I never thought I'd see this day in my life. The first time you asked someone out and got shot down like a tool… you must be so embarrassed… Hahaha!"

he asked her, giving her an innocent look. “You think you’re very funny, don’t you, you little piece of Gorilla Fart?” she asked him angrily, trying to turn his joke on him. Mac and Tara actually laughed this time. N-1-9-8-9 gave her a dazzling smile. “Ahhh… she is smart,” he said. “And nope, I’m not funny. I just think I’m a little too hot.” Mac took a gulp of his beer. “Left fist or right fist, Yenny. Just say the word and I’ll give it to him,” he offered.

She chuckled and then broke into delighted laughter. He grinned. “You get that I’m joking?” “Well, of course you’re joking. Vomity ones.” She laughed again. “Too funny.” “Most people don’t get my jokes. Say they’re inappropriate.” He finger-quoted inappropriate. “Are they idiots?” “Arguably.” She laughed again. “A woman who gets my jokes…” His pleased little grin turned into a broad smile. “Can I buy you a coffee sometime? Or a jet?” “A jet?” She laughed until her stomach ached and she had to bend over with her hands on both knees to catch her breath. “You’re killing me.”

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.