Reading Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

he said with excitement and she smiled as he began to narrate the ordeal of their meeting. "I've never seen my brother so excited all his life, except for the times you were spending with Jessica back then," she said and he smiled "True friends are actually like diamonds and they're one of the most valuable things you can ever get" he said with his face beaming with a smile "Look at you, giving us friendship quotes" she said as she laughed "Hey, why did you have to act that way in front of him?" He asked again She sighed and increased the speed of the car.

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Then, when they noticed the smirk on Alpha Zackery's face, they looked at each other and roared with laughter hysterically. "Your Excellency... You really nail it! He's a... a grilled hot dog... Haha... I can't... catch my breath..." Alpha Julius pointed at Alpha Cyrus and laughed. "Your Excellency... Your joke is... killing me..." Alpha Cyrus laughed so fiercely that he started to cough in tears. "Really? I thought only malt kills people." Alpha Zackery laughed out loud, with eyes gleaming with ominous sparks.

LUNAVIA LUMINARI I spat out what was in my mouth before I even realized it, “Mr. Haven, that joke is not funny at all” I took the tissue he passed to me and wiped my lips and dress but looking at his facial expression and it didn’t look like he was joking at all.

He does that sometimes to make me feel better. I put on my best fake southern accent. “We weren't aiming for ya, but I doubt I woulda come to your funeral!” “Well, aren't you just a big fat liar?” He grins and I laugh out loud. “Okay.. what's happening here? What am I missing?” Morana asks, looking between us. We do this sometimes. We just start randomly talking in movie dialogue to each other. It is just a thing we do. “He was quoting my favorite movie to me.” I tell her, but she continues to look at me blankly. First off, how can anyone not recognize the lines?

he quotes Becky using finger quotes, “will be here.” “Will you do that again?” I ask as I grin at him from across the table. “Do what?” He sips his coffee. “Air quote Becky,” A bubble of laughter bursts out, “You look so adorable doing that.” Grinning, he flips me off, “Be good before I put you over my knee and spank you.” “Don’t threaten me with a good time, Mr. Palmer.” I wiggle my brows. “Jesus, I’ve created a monster.” Pinching the bridge of his nose, he shakes his head back and forth, chuckling.

My uncle stared at the tear that slipped down my cheek, and instead of shutting up or acting human for once, he burst out laughing again. “Oh my God,” he wheezed, wiping his eyes dramatically. “Ryan, this is getting TOO funny. Ah-ah! Look at you. Crying. YOU. Crying for a woman. Wonders shall never end.” I stared at him, clenching my fists. I swear on everything, for one hot second, I actually considered punching him. Because what the hell was funny here? What was amusing? What part of my chest cracking open was a comedy show? I glared at him so hard my vision blurred.