Reading Funny Quotes นิยาย & เรื่องราว

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

My vapidness would love to smack some sense in him. ‘Cheers!’ Another wrote with clinking glasses. His teeth would look better on the ground or better as toppings. ‘Can I have some?’ The following goes on. I'd like to have some of your arteries too. ‘Cheap drunks!’ You think you can afford the cheap in the wildest of your dreams. The netizens had a gala day sharing memes amongst themselves. I have become a laughingstock. It ranges from hilarious to disgustingly vulgar. For what? For outspeaking and spitting facts at a jerk's face. For standing up by the side of a vampiress who is forced to become his sex slave. For having opinions that do not reconcile. For wanting to be admired.

"You don't have to lie. Bennett might actually catch up to me in looks if this keeps up. I need to work out. Hike, or something." "Do they not let you go outside?" "Depends on the day." Sebastian raised an eyebrow. "Really?" "No. Why is everyone taking my jokes so seriously? Am I not funny anymore?" "Well seeing as you were never funny in the first place..." "What? I'm hilarious." "Yeah, maybe to people that like dad jokes." "I don't tell dad jokes-" "Is that what we're really here to discuss though?" Sebastian interjected, a hint of a smirk on his lips.

he replied with a sarcastic remark so good I laughed. "That's funny??" he asked me, smirking. "Nope, but it's funny seeing you giving jokes a try babe, it's still not your thing," I said to him sweetly not to hurt his ego but to be honest, it was honestly true, I did think he was a hottie with good jokes, just sometimes, you got to break their ego a little, it helped put them in their place.

"Sorry love but are you gonna let him step on you like a carpet?Take this bullsh-t by the horns and show him he messed up with the wrong cookie..." Lucy would make a good motivational speaker. "That's funny..." She started laughing and I gave her a deadly glare that made her cover her mouth. "Sorry love but are you gonna let him step on you like a carpet?Take this bullsh-t by the horns and show him he messed up with the wrong cookie..."Lucy would make a good motivational speaker.

“Why did you not laugh?” Fay slowly got to her feet and cast a patronizing glance at Mina. "How do you feel about that? Is your joke truly funny? Check to see who is still laughing among those in attendance. Furthermore, a joke isn't considered a joke if it doesn't make the person telling it laugh,” After pausing, she went on, "It is called having a foul mouth." Everyone's odd eyes shifted to Mina as Fay said these words. Mina’s cheeks abruptly turned scarlet, and her eyes were full of hate as she gave Fay a scathing glance.

I replied to him. We started a random chat and before I knew it, I was laughing out loud. Fred is so funny, I really enjoyed his company today. We stayed up while chatting and he said so many funny things that made me laugh.

His tone changed to disbelief, questioning her statement. He unconsciously pouted. "I couldn't be happy to meet her?" It was like a grunt. And he responded with laughter. Anna could hear it clearly through her phone. "You're laughing again," she pointed out, the annoyance showing not only on her lips but all over her face. "Really, what made you do that? Am I really that funny to you?" Laughter was still heard. But slowly, it reduced. "No offense, Ann. That's me. I find you funny, and that's a good thing. I mean, laughter is better than anger or crying, right?"

Jeff jokes around and laughs his ass out. “Shut up,” “Shut up!” Both Seid and I yell at his not-so-funny joke.

"We're hoping you'll find it funny and entertaining. Nerius squawked in encouragement, causing me to smile. “Um, what did the Griffon say when he walked into the bar?” I asked. “What?” Szan asked. “Ouch.” Only the Fiery Lynxes found that funny. Yeah this was going to be pretty rough. One after another we went up and told our funniest jokes and yet there was nothing. Not a chitter, a chuckle or even a snort from the Griffons. We were becoming hopeless.