Ridiculing Pronunciation Mga Nobela at Kwento

Do they think I couldn’t hear them, I could perfectly hear them talking about me. Paanong hindi e napapaligiran siya ng gorgeous and hunk men. To those whispering bad things about me, I ignored them completely. “So what’s your name miss?” The man's name is Asmod-d—what? Ang hirap naman banggitin ng name niya. To my annoyance cause I can’t remember his name, I rolled my eyes. Napakunot na ‘din ang ang noo ko sa frustration. I meet a gaze with the curly guy whose name is—wait. A-Am-m—f*ck! Finn nalang para madali! It’s hard to pronounce his name!

“How about Floccinaucinihilipilification? Or Antidisestablishmentarianism. supercalifragilisticexpialidocious can be good too.” Wala akong maintindihan ni isa sa mga sinabi niyang pangalan. Pangalan na lang aso bakit kailangan mahaba ba. “Wala ba mas maikli? Alam mo sa mga binanggit mo ikaw lang ang makakapag pronounce ng mga iyan.” Komento ko. Ni isang word sa mga sinabi niya wala akong nakuha. “Actually, Jase, Nate, Brother Mark and Julius know those words and they can pronounce them.” Bigla siyang nag preno nang may bigla na lang dumaan na pusa.

Pati ako ay parang ayokong kumausap dito dahil nakaka-intimidate yung accent niya. "Oh dats grit!" Sagot naman ni Manong Estong. Bilib din ako kay manong dahil kahit hindi maayos yung diction and pronunciation niya ay hindi naman siya wrong grammar. Verbally understandable pa rin naman siya at hindi naman siya sinisita ng lalaking kaharap ko at wala naman akong makitang pangungutya rito.

"What a flirt." I rolled my eyes and smirked. "Jealous?" "Why would I? I'm much more prettier than you." I laughed sarcastically. "Where on earth did you get that?" I laughed really hard. "Have you heard on this invention? This is what they call 'G****e'. Emphasizing every single letter of it. "Of course. I'm not stup*d," then she rolled her eyes that made me grinned and smirked.

Pambihirang babae, oo! Talagang mas naging concerned pa siya sa maling pronunciation ni Baldo sa pangalan niya. Her name is pronounced as ‘Kar-mayn’ not ‘Carmen’ pero dahil din naman sa sinabi niya ay unti-unting nabawasan ang takot at kilabot na nararamdaman ko sa kaniya. “Hahaha.” Napatingin kaming lahat kay Amihan ng marinig naming tumawa siya. Gulat na napatingin siya sa amin pabalik. “Oops!”

This time, more passionate. N/A: Hugh is pronounced as "HYOO"

Sobrang mali ba? Dahil sa hindi maipaliwanag na paggaan ng aking kaba,napatawa nalang ako ng marahan. "Yeah, since we do not have that sturdy accent of yours, we just pronounce words on how they are supposed to be read and pronounced. Why? Does it sound so bad?"

to see". It can be various belief systems, religions, ideologies, and science. Example sentence; It is illuminating just to know Ambassador Hugo's energetic conclusion and then move slowly into its utopian dimensions of Maharliakas' Weltanschauung." May problema sa pangungusap. How dare they call this a utopia when it's a dystopia? Now, the big problem was that I can hear a "V" in its first letter. Pronunciation might be deceiving! And the tone, morphology, phonology, phonetics! But I think we are included in the "Spell" category today. I know there's a G on its last letter but I don't want to die. I don't want any of us from District G to die.

Pati ako ay parang ayokong kumausap dito dahil nakaka-intimidate yung accent niya. "Oh dats grit!" Sagot naman ni Manong Estong. Bilib din ako kay manong dahil kahit hindi maayos yung diction and pronunciation niya ay hindi naman siya wrong grammar. Verbally understandable pa rin naman siya at hindi naman siya sinisita ng lalaking kaharap ko at wala naman akong makitang pangungutya rito.