I Never Regretted Leaving You
Kassidy said, "Don't stare at me, you know I didn't have any luck with the opposite sex."
Samuel shrugged and waved his hand, "But I was in the laboratory every day, surrounded by men. It had been a long time since I had seen a beautiful girl. Not to mention girls, there wasn't even a single female around."
Kassidy exclaimed, "What should we do?"
Samuel thought for a moment, "There's no other way, so I'll have to let my robot girlfriend take over."
Kassidy's eyes sparkled, "So, will you lend me a robot boyfriend?"