Sarcastic Soulmate Novels & Stories

-Karen- He took my hand within his. “A soul mate is someone who inspires you to live your life to the fullest- They can be your best friend and even the love of your life. They’re someone who loves you for you. That person typically complements your personality and makes you stronger in ways you never thought possible. They’re there for you when you need someone most- They carry your deepest secrets and take care of you when you fall apart. They can be a pillar of strength when you feel like you’re about to shatter.” Conor explained. “I’ve been told that a soul mate is someone you absolutely cannot be without. I’ve also heard it’s supposed to be an amazing feeling when you finally find them.

I was too weak to push her out of the way. I flipped the magazine open anyway, punishing myself with glossy spreads of them holding hands, whispering in each other’s ears at the charity gala, the world eating up every fake smile. The captions made me want to tear the pages apart. “The couple of the century.” “Soulmates.” “Her fairy-tale come true.” Soulmates. Elena and Damien weren’t soulmates. He was mine! My soulmate. My hand tightened around the stem of my glass until I thought it might shatter.

“Good. Now imagine that but on steroids. And crack. And more steroids. And maybe mixed with a fever dream no one asked for. That’s a mate.” I blinked. “So… a soulmate?” She shook her head. “No darling, soulmate is soft. Cute. Romantic. Mate is… violent destiny. Mate is permanent. Mate is stick-to-you-like-glue energy. Mate is ‘if you die, I die’ nonsense. Mate is a cosmic marriage contract signed with magical blood and no human consent form.” I stared at her. She stared back. “That sounds like kidnapping with extra toppings,” I said. “Welcome to the supernatural world,” she replied.

Like she had no soul. She tsked as she walked towards Mia, shaking her head. “Mia. Mia. Mia. You're quite small for the trouble you're causing. Aren't you ashamed of yourself?” She stopped just an inch away from Mia and she had to crane her neck to keep looking at her, jaw clenched. “You should be. Dalian is my mate. My soulmate. Mine, Mia. And you're shamelessly holding on to him. He’s blinded by you. By what he sees in you.” She looked her up and down, a twisted look in those soulless eyes. “Which I'm finding difficult to see.”

- Incompatible Souls: Made for each other -Caged: In the dark embrace of my saviour - Light in my Dark (Xaphan's Story) Keep smiling :-)

He dreamt of someone whose spirit could match his fervor, whose strength could stand toe-to-toe with his, and whose intensity resonated with the storms he often felt within. Silas, on the other hand, with a mischievous glint in his eye and a playful chuckle, painted a different picture. He imagined a mate brimming with wit and humor, a beacon of lightness and joy. This envisioned partner would be someone who could spar with him in jests and jesters, someone who could bring laughter even on the darkest days, and someone who would challenge and complement his jovial disposition. Their shared laughter, genuine and hearty, echoed in the chamber, serving as a poignant reminder of the bond they sh

Elara “That decision is stupid,” he said in a way that I found insulting. "The fact that you decide about us is an absurd, foolish decision and something I will never understand. The point of being soulmates is that we can not only know each other but also support each other and, more than that, be each other's pillar. The fact that you have three pillars you could lean on, but you don't want to lean on them because you're afraid of what some damn old book says... it's disappointing."

One day, my habit of laughing at serious moments will become the reason for my death. "That son of a b**ch, a**hole, d**head, bu**er dared to leave me!" She slammed her hand on the table making the stuff jump on the table in terror. She is really something else! "Now where is this amazing person of yours?" I asked her sarcastically. "He left for Italy with his girlfriend" she pouted and tears welled up in her eyes again. Awww!!! "I would say that it is good he left you as he was not the one whom God has planned for you. Don't worry you will meet your soulmate very soon" I don't know from where these words came from but I said this with my heart.

So what else can I look after and be proud of? And now I'm moody. Not to be contrived, but this is how I am. Want to be forced cheerful can not, instead that came out again tears. There's too much sadness in my life lately. My God, who's my real soul mate? I never thought I'd experience my bitter, dark love story like this. ____________________

she twisted his ears making him yelp. "Mom… ouch… ouch… it hurts. No one would marry me in future, If I have big ears," he whined. "I don't care," Sita said and gave one last hard twist to his ears. Even though no one spoke, the atmosphere turned lighter. ----