Sarcastic Witty Quotes Novels & Stories

she ask " Yea let just forget it," "wow! wow!! wow!!! forget what made me search the waste bin you are unbelievable" she said with a sarcasm "it ok Tilly let get to work," "hey " Tilly said with annoyance "Do you realise am your boss" i said getting annoyed ,"so what? so what if you are the boss?? you are very very arrogant," "you are crossing the line " i warned She laugh "you are just a arrogant sarcastic jerk,do you think you are better than anyone?"

Shayari asked with a sarcastic smile Her words were laced with sarcasm. She slapped his usual words on his face only. He said these kinds of words to her many times. "Tara please i know that I did wrong you do not have to be sarcastic and use my words on me and make me more guilty then I am already." Aarhan said with a sigh

I shouted sarcastically. I could see him stifling a laugh which only made me angrier. "Sarcasm doesn't look good on you." He commented as he casually poured himself a glass of wine. "Well wine doesn't look good on you either." "What?" Before he could say another word I tipped his drink onto his trousers and made a run for it.

He said and I found myself smiling. “You should be happy then.” He flashed a fake smile. “Can't you see how happy I am?” He replied sarcastically, making me laugh. Rain was an effortless comedian and I would choose to be with him a million times over Lucas whom I had to bend my back over just to get his approval

I said and turned back to what I was doing. "I could help you with things you might need ,I have been here way longer than anyone ," he said . "Great so tell me the history ," I said sarcastically and he scoffed. "I am just saying you might need my help, that's all ,I turned abruptly and twisted my foot to the wrong side making me lose balance ,but Mr idiot was able to save me from falling. Great ,note the sarcasm. "Get your dirty hand off me ," I said , breaking free from his stupid embrace.

“You just attacked his men. That’s not exactly what allies do to each other.” He purses his lips thoughtfully. “Isn’t it? I had no idea!” I roll my eyes. “You know, they say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit…” He grins wider. “Oh, but that quote is incomplete. Oscar Wilde actually said ‘Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but the highest form of intelligence.’” I scowl. “It doesn’t change the fact that it’s not nice. It’s self-serving.” “How so?” I take a deep breath, eager to talk and distract him so he won’t decide something uncool. Like hurt me, for one. I need to stay alive until Kaan finds me. “It aims to belittle the other person and make the one who uses it feel superior.”

Raising my tone, just as he did, although if someone heard us talking, they would surely mistake it for a murmur. “And then you earn…how much? A hundred crores, like that takla writer, right? I really don’t know where you got those ideas from!” he had now invoked the most lethal of all linguistic weapons – sarcasm – more powerful than a thousand arrows of invectives, yelling, screaming and all those tools that one can use while making their dissatisfaction, disagreement or disapproval over something obvious. Kela and Baal hurt, but sarcasms leave serious wounds for the entire lifetime. Wounds that don’t really heal.

I did not allow him to continue his speech, as I said, objecting with great annoyance: You are proving to me that you are just a deranged. "You're making fun of me, no doubt," she said sarcastically, "it's hard for you to stop your nonsense!" Listen, I have no desire to listen to this madness. If that's what you're saying when you're being serious, then go back to your sarcasm, please! This is much better than hearing similar things.. I finished my sentence while I was standing, and he indicated to me to sit quietly, in which he did not hide his sharp tone: stop babbling and close your mouth a little to finish what I am trying to say!

"Hmmm, very FUNNY. For me to protect Miss Maxine from you is hilarious." "That's sarcastic, 'ya know?" "Your life itself is the definition of sarcasm, young master." Locking his jaws, Dwight took a sip on his water without backing his stare on Isaac down. There are only three reasons for Dwight to get annoyed: the Holmes siblings, getting bored and slow internet connection. Yet now, he thinks he'll add one more person on his lists.

he looks down smirking. “Vitali says sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.” “The lowest form of wit is anything that comes out of Vitali’s mouth,” he corrects. I cover my mouth to muffle my laugh. “What the hell did you just say about me, jerk face?” Sounds Vitali as he pokes his head around the front door of the packhouse. “I said you’re an idiot,” Chris deadpans. “Takes one to know one,” Vitali retorts. “Is Setia still not here yet?”