Sarcastic Witty Quotes Novels & Stories

“Truth hurts, doesn’t it?” “What about ‘persistent’?” He counters. I roll my eyes. “That’s one way to put it.” “Or, maybe ‘physically strong’?” “Absolutely not.” “Smart?” “Good one.” “Right right. Insanely intelligent. That’s better.” “You forgot ‘humble’,” I retort sarcastically. “Ok. How about clever?” “That’s pushing it.” “Frustrating?” “Yes!” I give him a mocking clap. “You finally got one right.”

The cashier is currently wrapping the purchases. "Well, this is what they call little happiness. Gosh! You, you're abnormal. Everyone our age is crazy about W*****d, but you? Jusko, where are your sweet bones, your thrilling flesh? Are you gone?" This is a sarcastic question to me. It's good to fight.

The air was filled with their laughter as they retold splendidly outrageous and laugh inducing anecdotes. Sara launched the story, but with a dash of sweetness in her voice. “Austin presented me with a cup of coffee only for it to trip and spill all over my notes as if I am its clumsy oaf.” Austin interjected, he was doubtlessly sarcastic. “Of course no one could believe that Sara was reliable enough to observe a cup of coffee coming around.” Sara dodged with a smile that would not disappear from her face. “I don’t belittle your lack of intelligence; such is the case with some of the people.”

We caught eyes and he nodded to me and I returned the nod. "Hungry?" Eli asked Hampson who shook his head. "You need to eat, man." "I will," Hampson muttered and waved his hand dismissively. "Make sure you do," Eli warned. "Wow, who knew you had emotions," I said sarcastically. Eli rolled his eyes. "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," he said. "Does it look like I give a shit?" I said and shrugged my shoulders. "Obviously not," Emma murmured, looking me up and down, her nose wrinkling in disgust.

You two are going to meet each other a lot more often. The sarcasm was too much for Zin to contain. "Wow," he said. "I am so... excited."

I said sarcastically. "Yeah, very funny. You're not hilarious," he rolled his eyes. "What? Yeah right, then you have to be reborn until you see my charm." I jested and rolled my eyes since I was being sarcastic, "I already have." Oh shish. Please! Calm down, my heart. Calm down!! "W-We should head back, we might miss Ione. Haha, let's go." I said instead.

I commented sarcastically. -"I want you to know that I don't usually hang out with these kinds of women. I don't like paying for love." -"You only pay to have a wife" -"Please Melina, don't....You know that is not true. I will not tolerate you degrading yourself." -"Οh! How thoughtfull of you!" I said sarcastically. -"I mean it! Yesterday was only work for me!" -"Yes...yes everyone saw it in the picture! It was an unbearable sacrifice for you! You clearly had a bad time" I taunted him.

Sarcastic! “You are insane” I insulted him and returned to my seat. Charles went back to his seat too but packed up his things along with him. “Just tell me you’re resigning!” I said. “Opps! See you on monday” He laughed weirdly and left my office. “Arrrgh!!” I mithered frustratedly. “I hate that guy! I hate him! I hate him!!!, Aaaaarrrgh!!!!” ***** To Be Continued

Yvroz said with a satisfied smile plastered on his lips. Zenah tsked, "What a humble beast." "Oh, that's for the compliment."He said with a smile. "Idiot! That's a sarcasm!"Zenah said loudly. Before Yvrozz could speak back, a loud laugh was heard by both of them. Turned out it was Mr. and Mrs. Quivan who was already outside, can't wait to see them that's why they come to fetch them. The Mrs. Quivan, laugh, "Did you hear that, Dear? She called him a humble beast? And she said it was a sarcasm? Damn. That was so smooth to get burned by those sarcastic words." She was laughing as she was tapping her husband's shoulder.

He sarcastically said I rolled my eyes, adjusting the level of my bag "Sarcasm is that what we’re doing now?" "Oh please, Tara. I wasn’t being sarcastic" "Really why don’t you tell me what that was all about, you know the manager thing you just said," I said walking into the elevator and pushing the button. "That was just..Uhm-Uhm." "Uhm-Uhm" I mimic him "You know what, I will let it slide, I am tired anyways but I haven’t forgotten about it so you better get your ass early for work if you don’t me cutting your salary short."