Sarcastic Witty Quotes Novels & Stories

His words hung in the air, causing a swirl of conflicting emotions within me. I laughed nervously, trying to hide the vulnerability that his words had stirred within me. "Yeah, in just a few hours, I have made you feel more alive and loved than anyone else ever has," I said sarcastically, a bitter tone creeping into my voice. The truth was, his words touched a raw nerve, reminding me of past disappointments and broken promises.

I used noodles since I didn't like the MC cussing. In fact, if the other person is sarcastic, a question can be responded with another inquiry. End of text.

“You just attacked his men. That’s not exactly what allies do to each other.” He purses his lips thoughtfully. “Isn’t it? I had no idea!” I roll my eyes. “You know, they say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit…” He grins wider. “Oh, but that quote is incomplete. Oscar Wilde actually said ‘Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but the highest form of intelligence.’” I scowl. “It doesn’t change the fact that it’s not nice. It’s self-serving.” “How so?” I take a deep breath, eager to talk and distract him so he won’t decide something uncool. Like hurt me, for one. I need to stay alive until Kaan finds me. “It aims to belittle the other person and make the one who uses it feel superior.”

Did it mean no one was seeing things from my perspective? Devastating. *** Kathleen ________ Absolutely, there was no one as stupid as the woman I called my best friend. Sometimes, I wondered if she was mentally unstable. How could anyone act this childish? "So, what's up?" She finally set her gaze at me. So annoying. "I really need to get rid of this idiot," I mumbled, referring to her. "I heard that!" She threw her arm up, glared. I widened my eyes, being sarcastic . "Oh, you did? Um, well, I'm not so sure I care."

so he answered sarcastically. "Isn't it obvious?"

he said simply, a mischievous crinkle to his eyes. “Yeah I’m just not seeing the difference,” I quipped back, crunching an M&M dramatically in imitation. The chuckle he let out had my heart soaring. I want to see that, hear that, all the time. I need more of that. The dark, sly, sarcastic, unsure guy letting go and laughing like this… I mean, I made him laugh like this - me. Oh god I’m in trouble.

evident sarcasm rolling off my tongue. "Your sarcasm is not appreciated McCarthy " His smirk turned into a pout making him look really cute with his lips pointing out like that. And the little heart shaped birthmark below the left side of his lower lip. "you know if you want to kiss me, you can just ask. "

she says with a sarcastic face, emoji. In amazement, he loudly says without holding back, "Never! As in, never being this close or?" He asks with disappointing spirit. Susan laughs out loud then replies to him to avert him thinking that she is one of those who will play with his feelings of being friendly. "It's a joke. You pulled a nice one so I can say I learnt from the best." "You! Ahhhhh. Yeah, you really learnt from the best. But for now, I'm just enjoying the sound of the rain." He exclaims to her as a response to her joke, while looking out of the window.

he said smiling. *Dug-dug-dug-dug!* Terrible! does this man want to give me a heart attack? My heart is about to explode. Help me! "Really? So, you want me to hit you 24/7? Every night? Seconds, Minutes, Hours? So you can have fun." I asked sarcastically. "HAHA! No, What I mean is, I like the way you make me laugh, Every single crazy thing you do is just--is just--- You're so stupid, HAHA!" he said while laughing as if there was something funny about what he said.-___-

I told him desperately wanting to know what I did wrong. “Oh, you should stop talking to sort out all the problems!” He said very seriously that somehow made me laugh. I know I have a big mouth. He is being sarcastic. I love this Arjun, funny and sarcastic. But I stopped laughing when I didn't hear him laugh with me.