Sexy Jokes Novels & Stories

I laughed, knowing that I had hit a sensitive spot. But then, Sophia suddenly looked up at me, a sly grin spreading across her face. "Actually, my ex-husband was a cheapskate," she said, her voice dripping with sarcasm. "He took me to the most luxurious place he could afford... the McD*nald's drive-thru." I burst out laughing, unable to contain my amusement. Sophia's joke was hilarious, and I was impressed by her quick wit. As I laughed, Sophia smiled, looking pleased with herself. "I'm glad I could make you laugh," she said, her eyes sparkling with amusement.

"Pregnancy has become disadvantage to you, Kitcat...I bet he'll tell you the grass is too green for you to step outside tomorrow." "Shut up, Liam. I'm not trying to make jokes." "And see...your pregnancy has become a disadvantage to me too...look at him snapping at me because of a fetus." "I'd advise you to shut your mouth, Liam...his face is getting red, it's about to swell...he's transforming into..." "Angry bird!" Liam and Fredd bursted out into hysterical laughing at their apparently funny joke...but Zillon didn't seem to find it funny, he was as serious as judge. "F*cking idiots..."

“Jesse, my man, which is why I’m encouraging you to talk some more! It doesn’t have to be about anything life changing. If you were me I’d say crack a joke but I don’t know if you even know any jokes.” “I know jokes.” His face lit up. “Oh yes? Tell me one then.” “Can you guess what the therapist said when I told my therapist I’m scared of dying alone? “Uh, no what?” “He said, “Most people don’t die with the company,” I said, chuckling. “Get it?” Rain looked at Matt. “Matt, am I supposed to laugh at that?” “Ideally someone is supposed to laugh when they tell a joke,” Matt said with a sigh. “Jesse, what have I told you about your morbid jokes?”

Rohan who had been introduced as Jay's older brother said, then winked at her. "If wishes were horses." Sana said. "And I don't want to be on the same team as you, you disgusting man child." Charlie snapped. "Oh baby, you know you want a piece of this." He leered. "I don't know who's more gross, Warren or you." Sana shuddered. "Hey! What did I do?" Warren protested. "Better check your pocket for used condoms." Charlie laughed, Jay and Sana joining in. It must have been some sort of inside joke, but with how leaky these people's mouths were, I was sure the rest of us will know all about it before the day ended.

I burst out laughing so hard I nearly choked on my soda. Jenna looks deeply unimpressed. “Yeah, real fucking funny,” she mutters, side-eyeing both of us. “Keep laughing, you bunch of soggy mofos. I’ll remember this when you two need someone to body a man for you in public and I’m too busy teaching spin hooks to felons named Big Maria.” Dawn snorts into her drink. “You’d thrive in there, don’t lie.” “Shut up,” Jenna says, but she’s already smiling.

“Hey, what's wrong? “ “Can't you stand to be that close to me? Do you start to feel what the other girls do?” “Why does that joke sound more sexy than funny to me? What is going on?”

Jake piped in and Nick burst into laughter. "What? Me? No!" Kai exclaimed. "Okay," Jake snorted. "You're just saying that because you're an asexual jerk who needs to get laid," Kai fired back. Jake raised his hands in mock surrender. "My sexuality has nothing do to with you being a womanizer, just saying." Nick was full on laughing by now and I couldn't help join him because his laugh was contagious. "Okay enough with the bickering," I said in between fits of laughter. "I can't take any more."

he says, smirking even wider, "shouldn't I be the sly one?" "What!" I ask with a little laugh and feign hurt, touching my chest with a little gasp, "I'm not sly." "Well, you're definitely not straight," he says with that sexy smirk still on but with a twinkle in his eyes that wasn't there before showing he's finding something amusing, "or are you?" My eyes widen immediately I get the joke and a sudden laughter erupts from me. "You're insane to think I'm going to discuss my sexuality with you right now," I say, bringing my mirth to a pause.

“Yeah, I’ll be here. Your room stinks by the way, and you had the nerve to ask Bobbie to stay in here.” Jake groaned and laughed. “Still stupid, Jacky.” “Oh, no, Jake. Jacky took over Dwayne Johnsons’ routine,” I butted in and Jake snickered. “I bet he did... he’s all body but no brains.” Jake mocked, which made Jack laugh loudly. They exchanged more indecent jokes to each other before Jack left the room. My cheeks were hurting from all the laughing from these two. I connected my phone to a Bluetooth headset while finishing my cup of hot Choco.

I could actually feel him roll his eyes. “I was just thinking about my back arching as your rock hard penis rams into my dripping…” “STOP! I swear to hell, Scarlet, I will come down there and fuck you in front of everyone!” Jaxson warned. “Hmm, tempting!” I kept teasing him. “Fucking pregnant nympho” Jaxson muttered before cutting the link. I couldn’t help but bust up laughing, out loud. “Care to fill me in?” Jennifer asked. “Just messing with Jaxson is too easy.” I said, smiling.