Sexy Jokes Novels & Stories

My fist clenched and I took a swing at him but only ended up bruising my knuckles as they ended up on the wall beside his head. Sen threw the ugly head back and barked out the most hysterical laughter I’ve ever heard. “He…he…said…you shouldn’t abuse…sex pills… hahahahahaha!” Sen wheezed while holding his stomach. “Ha-fucking-ha very funny!” I seethed, grabbing my jacket and shrugging into it.

"Remember that the other shoe slipped from his foot and was carried away by the waves to the shore." Their laughter exploded together in the silence of Ezra's forest house. Mila was very entertained by Felix's ridiculous jokes. At least that can relieve a little of her irritation at what Jonas is doing today. “Stupid joke. Where did you get that idea?” Felix tapped his temple. "From here. It's better than us wasting our time crying over Ezra's death." "I'm not sure Ezra would be happy if he was made the butt of a joke." “When else can we make fun of him like that, hmm? Are you feeling better now?”

Amy snapped at the guy who immediately did as he was told. “Getting pregnant in college is not only disgusting, it gives this ‘loser vibes’,” one of her friends, the blondie blurted, air quoting the ‘loser vibes’. “It gets nastier when the baby belongs to your stepbrother. I mean, how do you even moan for him?” Everyone laughed like we were in a standup comedy show. Cassie giggled. “I think I know. You say, ‘Ahhh, bro, pound your sister's pussy, give me that family jewel.’” She laughed as she cracked the joke, clutching her stomach as if she was running out of air from laughing excessively.

He swept me up into his arms and I laughed hysterically. "Oh trust me Babe. I plan on coming many times" he smiled, obviously proud of his sex joke. I shook my head at him with a smile. Pervert! But I love him. Yes. I finally told myself. I love Scott.

Juliette reasoned, chuckling softly. "And why would your parents even let you read that?" Beckham added, to which Sam just gave a small shrug. "You should have seen the one Jessica got." She paused, looking like she was trying to bite back a chuckle at the memory. We however, just stared expectantly at her. "Help! I'm Sex Obsessed." She finished with a laugh, the rest of us echoing the throaty sound. "That's crazy," Juliette managed to say when her laughter died down.

What kind of sick joke was this? "It's true, Miss, it's an ectopic pregnancy, and you are in labor!”

“I sat here to relax, but you guys make it so impossible.” “Okay. Sorry, sorry. Don't kick me out.” “I’m not sorry to the one whose virginity probably grew back in.” Jessica, despite her apology, can not stop herself from laughing at the joke. “I have something that can appease you.” Jessica finally says when she stops laughing. “A Mr. Walker shaped dildo?” “You know Cecilia, it’s terrible manners to walk on someone who is already down.” She loses her laugh at the mention of her full name. Good.

“Don’t you mean fangtastic?” “I most assuredly do not.” His face was now stern. I rolled my eyes. “OK, got it. Dick jokes are OK but vampire jokes are not. Touchy much?” His mouth was drawn in a thin line “Funny jokes are acceptable. Others should be met with the derision they deserve.” There was a pregnant pause and all silly jokes and puns rushed out of my head, so I settled for rolling my eyes at him as I jumped off the bar stool instead. “Do you have anyone you need to let know you’ll be away?” he asked

' And he meant it in a good way. Sheena resumed her intense laughing at the irony. She took deep breaths to calm herself. Her stomach hurts from laughing so hard and now, she was grinning. 'I should cry like this often. You should tell more corny jokes then.' She said as she wiped at the tears in her eyes. He was right. It had been a long time since she laughed her heart out like this. Jake was the only one who could make her forget she had problems. At moments like this, she couldn't help but fall deeper in love with him.

“In the middle of a dark forest, a man and a woman have sex. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, ‘Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!’ The woman replies, ‘Me too. You’ve been eating grass for the past ten minutes!’” Then I burst into loud laughter. ********* “Stop it, Conan. For Christ’s sake.” I laughed frantically to get away from him. A chuckle broke out while he tickled my neck, armpits, and waist. “If you don’t stop being childish, I will surely kill you.” “Would you like me to tell you another joke?” “Oh, no!” I blurted out. “I’ll pee in my gown if you don’t stop your dirty jokes.”