Sexy Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

I sigh sadly. "I feel like a library card since I've been totally checking you out!" He exclaims, again. "Did you notice that I'm like a best seller? Currently unavailable." I raise my eyebrow. "If you were a McDonald's burger, you'd be the McGorgeous." Lame Alert! "Thanks, Ronald, but I've already talked to enough clowns tonight." I scoff. "Excuse me, does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?" "Not as much as that pick-up line smells like desperation." I laugh so loud after this.

Her lips were big; fake but that didn't matter because I didn't care if it was fake or real but whatever it may be, I'm having those wrapped around me tonight. Fuck! I cursed again as I almost came to that wild thought. When I finally got close to her, she was smiling at me. "You are a goddess" I started, hitting it off with my pickup line that worked like magic at all times. Only lame guys start with shit like, *what’s your name, beautiful?* "Is that what you tell those girls that make them remove their panties?" She asked. From there I knew it wouldn't be easy trying to….. "Because it just worked on me" She finished her sentence and I smiled, knowing I'd hit the jackpot again.

My core coils with need. “Fuck, you are the sexiest woman alive. I can’t wait to lick your cunt out and taste your honey on my tongue. Be a good girl, sweetheart and take off your bottoms and your panties. Then start fingering yourself and show me exactly what you like.”

This was out of this world. “It’s…” I trailed off. “Do you like it?” he asked. “Yes! You’re so lucky! You literally get to sleep beneath the stars. That is the last thing you see before you go to bed?” I shook my head in disbelief. “The last thing I’ll see before I go to bed tonight is you. You can have the stars,” he said. “You’re… way too good at that,” I murmured. “At what?” he asked. “At pickup lines,” I said. He chuckled.

If you haven't guess my best friend is your typical billionaire Playboy whose not ready to settle and enjoy everything life have offer ,he has way why settle down and be stuck with one when you can have them all. We got to the section ,I offered Samantha a sit close to me. I could feel she was uncomfortable with the eyes practically eye raping her including that of my best fried who had already sent the two woman away to focus on on my sammy. "Woah!.....what do we have here..an Angel in disguise.." He said in an husky voice uses and the same lame pick up line he uses to lure women to his trap. "My name his Samantha Novara " Sammy said uncomfortably are beautiful blue eyes looking every wher

“Of course you can sugar. Just ask for Ivy and they'll know where to find me. And keep that tip tonight to take out some hot, sorority girl who will snag your ass up.” He chuckled, his hand skimming up and down her bare arm. His touch gave her goosebumps. She felt herself leaking down her tanned thighs. Thank God for rubber sheets! “Now I know you’re just feeling sorry for me. But I can’t complain. Best sex I’ve ever fuckin’ had. You really do work magic.” “Honey, I’ve got even more tricks up my sleeve. And you ain’t so bad yourself. I can feel my pussy leaking clear down to my toes because of you. And you got nothing to worry about with those scars on your back. Chicks love scars.”

I followed his body figure back to the bed and when he stopped in front of me, I made sure to add. "Note, I am not a virgin, and I will not hesitate to put that um.. uh.. avocado in this wet … um, bottled water fountain?" I palmed my face at my failed attempt at a sexy comeback line. "Just get it over with fucking me." I rolled my eyes with a sigh. I went on my knees and hands and arched my back on the bed. "You suck at everything including sexy lines but I like your sense of sex." He said in a low voice, holding my waist and pulling me towards his erection.

“I know you are going to give it to me cause you want to see me again.” She moves closer to me once again and runs her fingers down my chest, “What makes you think that.” “The smile on your face while you were sucking me.” She gasps as if in horror, “Did you watch me.” I confidently answer, not even afraid to admit. “There is nothing sexier than your tight lips wrapped around my cock.” “Is that one of your lines.” “It's the image of you that is going to be stuck in my head tonight.” “You make asking for my number sound like a porno.”

He took a swig out of the bottle before addressing her again. "I'm sorry, I know that's not much of a pickup line, but it is the truth. You are absolutely stunning. And I know this is incredibly forward, but the truth is I hate playing games so I'm just gonna put this out there. If you are interested, I would love nothing more than to spend the night fucking you senseless." Destiny nearly choked on her martini. Was this guy serious? She stared at him in disbelief. "Are you joking with me? You can't really expect that to work, can you? I don't even know you."

A lustful smirk appeared at the corners of his lips, as his gaze lingered on my bosom. “Oh stop it! Stop staring at me that way, Mr CEO!” I teased. “What if I don't?” “Then, I won't let you have the dinner I prepared for you.” “How about I have you for dinner instead?” I was silenced by his wits. With mouth agape, my eyes popped like they'll fall out of their sockets, while I covered my widely opened mouth with my palm. Still reeling from the shock of his unexpected raunchy pick-up line, I heard him say,