Tempting The Bad Boy
I laugh, trying hard not to picture it, but it's all I can imagine now.
"Maybe that's how he moves so fast, the third leg gives him extra speed." She bursts into a fit of hysterics. "Seriously though, I couldn't walk straight after the first time, I was doing the crab shuffle."
She stands up and demonstrates her best crab shuffle, and I lose it, laughing so hard that I'm crying, but unlike before when my tears were for my sadness, these are happy tears. She's cheered me up.
"So you're officially together now?" I ask her, trying to calm myself back down. She's just too funny.