Babysitting The Bad Boy
Zeke says, coming out of the water and wiping his face with his towel.
"I have a date tonight," I start putting stuff into my beach bag and dry off my body.
"That hurts you know, going on a date with me during the day, then going out with someone else at night. You're such a player, nerd," Zeke says sarcastically with his hand on his heart.
"This wasn't a date," I start putting on my shorts and t-shirt over my wet bikini.
"Whatevs," he says in a girly tone. "You know there was a shark in there? Don't worry though, I sucker punched that fucker right in the jaw. It swam for its life, screaming and warning its friends about a hotty with a neat throw."