Short Comedy Quotes

"Why are you blushing Mia?" I shiver at the sound of his voice, get a grip. "No reason" I squeak, thinking about all the ways he could take me right now in this car. "Why are you crossing your legs so tightly Mia?" his voice low making me squeeze my legs tighter, my lower region on fire. "Ace" I whine, Im not sure why though. "What is it Mia, tell me what you need" ***_*** She was big, curvy and bullied She left running with her tail between her legs Now she's back and out for revenge He left home for his country He was the sweetest But war changed him Now he's full of smirks, covered in tattoos He was her childhood crush, she was like his little sister. They both are in a world of shock seeing how much the other has changed. WARNING Mature themes Mature language Mature contents

Siya yung tipo ng babae na exaggerated mag-isip. Sobrang layo ang nararating ng utak niya, sweet at mabait pero may pagkatang* at childish nga lang siya. Yun ba'ng lagi nalang siya nasasabit sa gulo dahil sa pagiging down to the highest level niya'ng mag-isip. She's Amie Hera Madrigal. What if dahil sa katangahan nito ay makikilala niya ang hindi inaasahang tao? A man that might think every girls dream. Isa lang naman ito sa pinakasucessfull businessman. Nah, scartch that. Isang aroganteng tao. A man who hates stupid people the most. That man is King Alexander Jauqez, a boss from hell. He is worst than a control freaking dictator. He is the saboteur of office romance, and no one ever dare to obey him. May pag-asa kaya na magkasundo silang dalawa? Ngayon pa at parehas nilang kailangan ang isa't isa o mauuwi ito sa walang hangganang bangayan? May pag-asa ba na mabuo ang salitang "Love"? Is there really a happy ending in every story? Or not every story has one?

"leave me you beast" she pushed him away "no never baby whether you are willing or not you should love me only me that's it you are mine only mine" "go to hell iam not your plaything" Rishi Malhotra is a handsome coldhearted playboy who never had any serious intentions towards girls he loves to play with them he treats girls as a plaything everyone thinks he is a stone hearted and ruthless person but he needs something else from people infact he too don't know what he is expecting Avishka is a cheerful and playful girl who wishes to find her dream boy she is never experienced in love what will happen when she meet Rishi can she change him or will she hate him can she able to give him what he really needs or will she also become a plaything to him when this both arrogant people meets what will happen will they start a romantic war or cold war to know follow the story MY PLAYBOY PRINCE guys this story belongs to my own fantasies and my fictional characters this story contains family,friends,love,mature content,comedy it's a mixed emotions story warning :mature content so read at your own risk 18+ so read with your own consent

Hopelyn Reeniee is a gold digger that doesn't digs, why? Because she's gold of herself. She is hated, loathed, and vanished but will do everything just to get the man she wants Joseph Alejandros. She will kneeld, beg and give her body. Even that she knows that he loves someone else and she's just a part of his wicked plan to get the girl he truly loves. But, how can it be if she found out that the man she love makes the girl of his dreams pregnant? And, when she found out that she's pregnant too! Can she still hold on for the sake of her efforts and sacrifices, especially now that she is pregnant? Or, she will let go in the name of unselfish love knowing he doesn't love her?

It's just a simple love story of two persons. A memories, But Lucas is the only one who can remember it because they're too young at that time, a time when he helped the little girl when he's just a 5 years old kid and the girl named anianette is just 3 years old. Even if it's just a short time he feel something...a strange feeling. "Nako nako! nakatuwa kayong tingnan nito si Ania nako talaga pag nagkita pa ulit tayo ipapakasal ko sa iyo itong si Lucas ko". Will he stick to what his mother said even if he knows it's just a joke or will he choose to believe it because this is what he wants to happen,maybe it's just a puppy love yes...this is just a puppy love. "Thankyou Lucas". And the moment when anianette kissed his cheeks. "Goodbyee Lucas" Maybe destiny will find a way for them to see each other again if it's possible. He knows that it's not the end for them. Because it's just a start.

Sixteen years old spoilt brat, with weird quotes from her diary, Katherine Amelia Jones is being stripped off her position as the only child when her Dad remarries a woman with five children, who she develops this sudden hatred for. From being bullied to getting wanted and longed for, by her bully, her step brother.Things takes a sullen turn when she finally lets her guard down and gets involved in a proscriptive relationship with the eldest male of her step siblings.***A mind blowing story filled with suspense. Totally worth reading.

Amy's parents died in an accident after that her uncle was the only one who can be called as her family, one and only family. She was living happily with her uncle. Until... On the day of her graduation her uncle died due to some unknown reason most likely a murder. She was devastated and needed a support from someone so she rushed over to see her boyfriend hoped that he would console her. But who knew was having an affair with someone else. All this made her heart broken which lead her to run from that hellish place which only showed her weak self. Her likely to be aunt and late uncle's girlfriend was the only one who was with her and took her to Egypt ,where her late uncle worked. She went there to investigate his uncles death ,but little did she knew that a Mummy was waiting for her arrival to set him free from his curse. One day she was kidnapped and was brought to the basement of the museum . She was told to break that seal by force. Without having any choice she does the same as they ordered . The Mummy gets freed and make her the host of the new world. One is from the past and the other is from the present. Will they be able to form a great future. This is my first book and is truly fictional . Your reviews are like a gem to me.

Si Czarina Althea Cervantes ay isang corporate lawyer na masungit, maarte, at masyadong ma-pride. Siya 'yong tipo ng babae na hindi mo puwedeng maliitin at tapak-tapakan ang pagkatao. Subalit ang lahat ng mga katangian na iyon ay bigla na lang nagbago nang makilala niya ang CEO

Scott Anderson who was known by everyone to be gay because of his bad association with girls,took a challenge from his best friend Jackson McClain. Leading to the entanglement of he and Kylie Martin who got pregnant for him. Kylie had no interest in making a family because of what she passed through. Through a series of circumstances,the man and woman get to live together. Will one fall for the other?

Get ready for heart-pounding romantic comedy! From the very first time Boss Valerion saw Katrina, he was instantly captivated by her beauty and charm. So deeply impressed was he by her grace and personality that he immediately thought she was the perfect woman to become his son’s wife. He had provided significant help to Katrina’s family over the years, most especially to Katrina's father. Because of this debt of gratitude, her family felt compelled to honor his request, even if it meant arranging a marriage Katrina never asked for. However, she was not one to simply accept her fate. Determined to stop the marriage from happening, she goes out of her way to make herself appear less attractive and purposely acts stubborn and difficult, hoping to drive away the arrogant man she’s being forced to marry. Will the wedding still take place? Or will love unexpectedly bloom between two unlikely hearts?