Short Comedy Quotes

“W-Why are you here? I already did what you wanted, didn’t I? I thought we had a deal?” Nina’s voice trembled as she blinked in disbelief. “I don’t negotiate, darling. You don’t get to decide what I do to you.” Hades smirked, his tone laced with amusement at her confusion and fear. “I’m not playing games with you, Hades! Please, just leave my house!” “Too bad. I can’t.” His smile darkened. “Now, are you going to be a good girl, or keep pretending to be feisty?” “Get out! Now!” Nina tried to slam the door, but Hades shoved it open, forcing his way inside. “No! Let me go! You’re hurting me!” He dragged her into the living room as she struggled to free herself from his tight grip. Her wrists burned under his hold. Then, with brutal force, he threw her onto the couch—hard enough that she stumbled and lost her balance. Hades stepped closer, his shadow swallowing the light between them. “Now… strip,” he said darkly. “I'm going to fuck you till you can't walk” Author’s Note: My first attempt at bringing a story to life. Thank you for reading!

Area 21+ Banyak adegan dewasa jadi harap bijak dalam membaca. Akibat salah sasaran membuat Harmoni mengalami kejadian yang tak diinginkan karena dia harus menghabiskan Satu Malam dengan Aiken Smith. Dia adalah pembunuh bayaran yang ditugaskan untuk membunuh kembaran Aiken tapi karena kesalahan sahabatnya membuatnya berada di dalam masalah. Setelah malam yang tidak diinginkan, Harmoni sangat marah. Dia ingin membunuh Aiken tapi mereka justru jatuh ke dalam laut. Kepala Harmoni terbentur karang, dia menjadi hilang ingatan. "Siapa kau?" Dia tidak lagi ingat dengan pria yang telah menghabiskan malam dengannya. "Aku adalah suamimu!" Demi mendapatkan orang yang memerintahkan Harmoni, Aiken membohongi dirinya. Bagaimana dengan hubungan mereka berdua setelahnya?

Blaze Carson always wanted to run his club free of a mate, but when Maya opened her vet clinic, he felt the pull no other female could ignite in him. Will he choose her, or will he fight their mate bond.

“You’ve come to kill me detective?” He whispered against her skin as he gently grasped her arm and turned her to him. Jude swallowed a gulp and looked up at him. His eyes were a cobalt shade of blue behind the mask, daring, cold and terrifying. “And you’ve come to me to be killed?” She replied in a hushed tone, gathering a lot of nerve and taking a step closer to him. Detective Jude Laurent should arrest Cassien, the deadly Maestro who now controls The Black Rose syndicate. Instead, she finds herself drawn into a dangerous game of cat and mouse, risking everything to uncover the truth about the organization that has haunted her since childhood. The same organization she believes holds the answers to her parents’ death in what everyone called a tragic house fire. But Jude has no idea she’s been walking straight into a trap years in the making. The real mastermind behind The Black Rose has been watching her every move, orchestrating her pain from the shadows. Someone who shaped her into the perfect weapon for revenge. And they’ve been waiting for this moment since the night her world burned. Now, as Jude hunts the man who’s becoming her obsession, and Cassien finds himself equally captivated by the detective who should be his enemy, neither realizes they’re both pawns in a much deadlier game. Because the person who destroyed Jude’s world isn’t the criminal she’s chasing. It’s someone far closer than she could ever imagine. And their final move is about to destroy everything she’s ever believed about her past, her purpose, and the man she can’t stop wanting. Some obsessions are worth dying for. Others are designed to kill you.

"The angel you saw on television? A lie. I am something far darker. Call me the Devil if you like. It suits me." - Rowan Zaroza Appearances is a deciever, iyan ang tumatak sa isipan ni Happy nang makilala na niya ang tunay na kulay ng sikat at kilalang actor na si Rowan Zaroza. Ang mabait at gentle character nito na pinapakita sa harap ng maraming tao ay taliwas sa kung paano nakilala ni Happy ang bago niyang babantayan bilang manager nito. Paano iha-handle ni Happy ang kaniyang sitwasyon lalo na at hindi niya namamalayan na nahuhulog na siya kay Rowan na hindi isang pangkaraniwang artista lamang.

He was supposed to be a pawn. Now I want to make him my king. Eli thought freedom meant escape. But freedom is just another illusion when the devil himself wants you. Trapped between the violent love of the men who broke him and the dangerous allure of the man who owns his next breath, Eli must choose: return to the past that nearly destroyed him… or surrender to the enemy who might ruin him in ways that feel a little too good. Lies. Lust. Power. Obsession. In this game, love isn’t pure. It’s deadly. Elias Carter willingly walked into hell. He sold himself to the Rossi Mafia under the disguise of being a victim when in actuality he was an FBI agent. He planned on taking down the devil, Luca Rossi the Mafia boss, from the inside out but things take an unexpected turn when Luca suddenly becomes interested in Elias and so did his second in command, Matteo Marino. One saw something pure he wanted to tap into and the other saw something pure that he wanted to ruin. Elias becomes entangled in their brutal games, burning touches and whispered threats that set his body on fire. A bond which should have never existed, began to bloom. The truth is exposed and Elias is faced with two impossible options: destroy them or become one of them. Now, his past wants him dead. His future belongs to the people he was meant to destroy. And his heart? It was never his to begin with. He was now trapped in a world where love wasn't soft, it was war. And he lost.

When Aneira's twin sister dies in a terrible accident, her family marries her off to her sister's fiancé. She thought she would be loved, but found out she was living her sister's nightmare. *** Aneira: "I thought he would love me. Just like he loved my dead sister, but when he claimed his parents died because of my father, I found out the marriage wasn't what it seemed. I was offered to the beast as the sacrificial lamb." Rafael: "When her father killed my parents, I vowed to make them pay, but when they offered her in marriage to me, she became my tool of vengeance. The downside was that I couldn't let anyone hurt her, but me."

In Catania, beneath the shadow of Mount Etna, the mafia rules with fire and blood. No name carries more fear than the Valerios and no one is more protected than Lucy Valerio, the youngest and only daughter of the ruthless boss, Salvatore. Sheltered by her brothers, especially Vince, the heir to the Valerio name, Lucy lives in a gilded cage where freedom is only a dream. Until one reckless night changes everything. At The Velvet Room, the city’s most dangerous nightclub, Lucy meets Angelo, dark, magnetic, and scarred by secrets. Their chemistry is undeniable, but their love is forbidden. For Angelo is no ordinary man: he is the prodigal son of Giovanni Mancini, Salvatore’s sworn rival. A man who once abandoned the mafia life, only to be pulled back into its shadows. As passion ignites between them, the past resurfaces. Old betrayals, family feuds, and the reappearance of Angelo’s first love turn their bond into a deadly gamble. In a city where love is weakness and betrayal is currency, Lucy must choose: loyalty to her family… or the man who could destroy it.

Attention: 18+ and Over Only. This content is intended for individuals aged 18 and over, as it includes mature themes and explicit scenes. Thank you for your understanding! ****************** In the bustling city of Los Angeles, accountant Maryjane Diego finds herself in a very unexpected situation. While at her father's dockside warehouse, she discovers a mysterious and seriously injured man lying there. Despite her fears, her medical training takes over, and she quickly gets to work saving his life. As she stitches him up, their eyes meet, and she can feel an intense connection between them, even though she knows it's dangerous. This man is Gustavo Silver, a feared underboss in the Italian Mafia. He's known for his cruel reputation, and he won't let Maryjane walk away after she saved him. Attracted to her innocence yet tormented by his dark past, he claims her in a way that both excites and terrifies her. In his world, the lines between right and wrong blur, pulling Maryjane deeper into a life filled with violence and forbidden desire. As tensions rise between rival cartels, Maryjane realizes she's become more than just a witness-she's a pawn in a deadly game. Caught between her powerful father and the dangerous man who controls her heart, she must choose how to navigate this perilous situation. Just when she thinks she can trust Gustavo, a shocking secret from their past threatens to tear them apart. In this world of danger and betrayal, Maryjane faces the toughest choice of her life. She knows Gustavo is the type of man she should stay away from, yet her connection to him is undeniable. Meanwhile, he is willing to destroy everything to protect her. But will their passion be strong enough to survive the storm closing in around them?

"อือ" เสียงครางดังออกมาเล็กน้อย "น้ำเยอะเลยนะเรา" ริมฝีปากหนากระซิบพูดใกล้ก่อนที่จะฝังจูบลงซอกคอระหง ที่เขาบอกว่าน้ำเยอะเพราะตอนนี้นิ้วเปรอะไปด้วยน้ำในร่องเล็กนั่น ใบหน้าคมไซร้ต่ำลงมาจนถึงร่องหน้าอกแล้วก็ดูด วันจันทร์ยังคงปล่อยให้เขาเชยชมเรือนร่างของเธอถึงแม้จะรู้สึกน้อยเนื้อต่ำใจในโชควาสนา เธอก็คงไม่ต่างจากผู้หญิงที่เขาเรียกมาใช้บริการ ไม่สิ..ผู้หญิงพวกนั้นเขายังเรียกมาแต่กับเธอเป็นคนมาหาเขาถึงที่เอง หญิงสาวที่กำลังคิดอะไรอยู่ถึงกับสะดุ้งเมื่อถูกเขาจับมือไปกำส่วนนั้นที่มันกำลังแข็ง วันจันทร์แอบวัดขนาดของมันดู..ไม่อยากคิดเลยถ้ามันเข้ามาอยู่ในร่างกายแล้วเธอจะรับไหวไหม "นั่งทับมันลงมาสิ" "ที่นี่เหรอคะ" ถ้ามันสว่างหน่อยคงเห็นหน้าตาที่ตื่นกลัวของเธอ เธอจะเสียสิ่งที่หวงแหนมา 20 กว่าปีให้เขาที่แบบนี้จริงๆ เหรอ "ไม่มีใครกล้าเข้ามาหรอก" "คือ..ฉัน.." "อย่าบอกนะว่าเธอยังไม่พร้อม แต่ที่เห็นนี่คือพร้อมมากแล้วนะ" ถึงแม้เขาจะดูเถื่อน แต่ไม่เคยขืนใจผู้หญิงที่ไหน ผู้หญิงส่วนมากจะเต็มใจเป็นของเขาเองทั้งนั้น