Slapstick Novels & Stories

And I will make sure that aside from her son, I will be the reason why she laughs like this time. “Mister… You are too confident with yourself. If I were you, I will not make a fool of myself.” She shook her head while laughing. But the smile in her eyes turned to an icy stare. “After you insulted me during Andrew’s bachelor’s party until now… Do you think your generosity will flutter me?” she asked mockingly.

I laughed, knowing that I had hit a sensitive spot. But then, Sophia suddenly looked up at me, a sly grin spreading across her face. "Actually, my ex-husband was a cheapskate," she said, her voice dripping with sarcasm. "He took me to the most luxurious place he could afford... the McD*nald's drive-thru." I burst out laughing, unable to contain my amusement. Sophia's joke was hilarious, and I was impressed by her quick wit. As I laughed, Sophia smiled, looking pleased with herself. "I'm glad I could make you laugh," she said, her eyes sparkling with amusement.

He stuttered and he scowled at him like he just slapped him with a hot knife. He pushed him roughly and he stumbled against the chairs in the classroom. "What do you say?" He snared. "Thank you." Slap Slap Spit He closed his eyes and swallowed down the sob that tried to break out of his mouth, knowing that a sob would only make them hit him harder, but when the class began to chuckle and giggle, the helpless cry he was trying to hide broke forth and he covered his mouth, but it was too late. Pascal first slammed against his face, shattered his glasses and sent him stumbling on the floor. His hand broke at the force with which he had landed on the ground with. The whole class sprang to their

It wаѕ fаіr tо ѕау уоu соuld have hеаrd thе slap over thе music. “Bіtсh.” He lаunсhеd fоrwаrd but a guу bеhіnd grabbed аnd pulled him back. “Mаtе, wе don’t want tо get chucked оut. Cаlm thе fuck down.” “That bitch juѕt slapped me,” he grоwlеd. “I knоw but nоw іѕ nоt the time оr thе place.”

Nate backed an inch to the wall, looking like a scared little mouse in the hands of five huge cats, me included. Tony caged Nate in between his arms. Nate shivered uncontrollably. “I heard you are gay, aren't you?” he asked. Nate didn't reply but a tear rolled down his eyes. “Why don't you answer me?” Tony asked and slapped him on his cheeks. His face completely turned to one side from the impact of it. It was a really hard slap that would leave red mark on his face for a while. I winced while Amelia laughed, latching her dainty hands around my arm and leaning her body weight on me.

Smack! As his words fell, Philip suddenly moved and slapped Geoff's left cheek directly. He asked, “Are you going to apologize?” Geoff was stunned by that slap. Anger spread all over him as he shouted, “F*ck this! You’re dead!” Smack! Philip slapped him again and repeated, “Are you going to apologize?” “F*ck! You’re—” Geoff’s eyes went red! Smack! Another slap. After three slaps in a row, Geoff was a little dizzy and could no longer tell east from west. He was also filled with disbelief.

Emily staggered, pain taking over every inch of her body. "Connie, your slap is still not hard enough," Lucy approached, pushing Connie aside in a superior manner. She then slapped Emily a second time, harder, making laughter echo around them. Jennie, sarcastically, said, “Two slaps? Still not enough, right?” She threw a third slap with vengeance, making Emily’s body fall to the ground. Emily endured the pain on her reddened cheeks, her hands clenched tightly, trembling, holding back tears that were about to burst.

"You look... tense." my smile could have frozen the champagne in her glass. "You look like you've forgotten what happened to the last woman who touched my husband." The slap was a masterpiece of precision. I stepped forward (left foot at 45-degree angle for balance) My weight transfer (hips rotating for maximum torque) Then I struck (palm slightly cupped to create that perfect *crack*) The impact echoed through the hall, Sylvia's head snapping sideways with enough force to send a loose curl tumbling from her updo. Blood welled at the corner of her mouth—just enough for dramatic effect without requiring medical attention.

He crashed to the floor with a swollen cheek. “Y-you dare slap me?! At the GAQS office?! You are dead!” “You are dead meat!” “Kneel!” The others came up and wanted to beat Andrius up for the act of violence. Andrius chuckled. He did not budge from his spot, but he slapped every one of them who approached him. His slap was so strong that it sent them all flying. Less than five seconds later, they were all on the ground with cheeks so swollen that not even their parents could recognize them now.

Revenge brought her back, Beware for she will stab your back Push her buttons you will crack, For she has planned how to attack. ---- Third Person's POV: Everybody's having fun. Dancing and drinking like there's no tomorrow. Group of friends are enjoying their last night as a college student. But they forgot something or someone. Their shot glass cracked, their tables cracked, the mirrors cracked, everything cracked. The last thing that cracked made them confused. For an egg has cracked.