Smooth Pimp Quotes Novels & Stories

My vapidness would love to smack some sense in him. ‘Cheers!’ Another wrote with clinking glasses. His teeth would look better on the ground or better as toppings. ‘Can I have some?’ The following goes on. I'd like to have some of your arteries too. ‘Cheap drunks!’ You think you can afford the cheap in the wildest of your dreams. The netizens had a gala day sharing memes amongst themselves. I have become a laughingstock. It ranges from hilarious to disgustingly vulgar. For what? For outspeaking and spitting facts at a jerk's face. For standing up by the side of a vampiress who is forced to become his sex slave. For having opinions that do not reconcile. For wanting to be admired.

he replied with a sarcastic remark so good I laughed. "That's funny??" he asked me, smirking. "Nope, but it's funny seeing you giving jokes a try babe, it's still not your thing," I said to him sweetly not to hurt his ego but to be honest, it was honestly true, I did think he was a hottie with good jokes, just sometimes, you got to break their ego a little, it helped put them in their place.

he replied. I raised a curious eyebrow. I hadn’t expected him to say ‘yes’. I tried to think of what might be a good phrase and something I wouldn’t say by accident. I thought of quite a lot of random phrases and ideas, but most of them seemed kind of silly. Of course, keeping it sort of silly might make this idea work best. A small word or phrase to keep us smiling whenever I say it, instead of fighting. "Unicorn," I finally replied with a giggle. "And you better watch out or I’ll be saying that in front of your tough mafia buddies."

“Uh, what are you trying to say?” Mimi frowned. “Think about it. We have this guy who’s famous for being super uptight, stone-cold… Just, generally, a nasty piece of work. You’re telling me he suddenly, like what, found God in his heart and turned the other cheek for me? C’mon!” she replied with a hint of sarcasm. “You don’t think this is one of those quid pro quos, right?”

(smiley emoji) Sissy: Thank you! (heart emoji) Yannie Ace: Is Josh with you right now? Sissy: Hmm. Why? Do you want to talk to him? (wink emoji) Yannie Ace: (blushing smiley emoji) I felt my cheeks warm up at Yannie's emoji. Sissy: I'll tell him to chat you (smiley emoji) Yannie Ace: Nah, it's okay, Ate. Sissy: Why? You're changing your mind so quickly, hahaha!

‘Those who belittle others are usually so little themselves. Small people belittle others. Great people make others feel they to can become great.’ Quote by Nick Verd. April barely had time to plaster a small smile on her face, still covering her braces, before they entered the hall. To claps and cheers. In her mind, she had very little to be happy about right now. The way Noah had looked at her made her self-conscious of her overweight body. She didn’t want to be here.

Imagine your twin calling herself ugly and you have the same face) “Molto fastidioso.” (Very annoying) I snort out a laugh. I’ve been there, in those exact shoes. Sofia didn’t want to leave the house because she felt ‘ugly.’ “Avevo un brufolo!” (I had a pimple!) she frowns, crossing her arms over her chest like a child. Everyone laughs. “E non ne ho più avuto uno da allora.” (And I haven’t gotten another one since then) she grins proudly.

I said, giving him a mocking smile, "That sounds like something a typical man would say." “I like my version of the quote, especially because it’s wrong.”

Putting up air quotes at ‘girls like me’. Someone needs to knock this girl off her high horse, I internally growled to myself. She laughed as if what I said was funny, and replied with a fake smile, “Boring girls.” She then flipped her hair, “He is a handsome, smart, and such a gentleman. Guys like Joe, date beautiful, and smart girls. For example,” she then pointed to herself “girls like me.”

“I believe that is an apt description. I’ll take it.” Her pretty smile reached her eyes, crinkling just a little at the corners. I liked that she was a pretty smiler. So many of the women I dated had this idea that smiling caused wrinkles. They would offer weird lip movements instead. I liked genuine people. “Everyone seems to be enjoying themselves,” she commented. I nodded. “I agree.” “Ah, you are a man of few words.” “I thought I was a prickly cactus?” She giggled, sounding very young. “Yes, yes, you are.”