Smooth Pimp Quotes Novels & Stories

Guess life can be full of unexpected surprises. "Glad I met you Simran" I said going to sleep. ~~~ How was the chappy? Do Vote and comment on your thoughts because they always motivate me Vote Comment Follow Share

I ask. "Emily barely looks up from her iPad when she talks." What the hell am I doing? God is for the money, be kind on me. “You post everyday and for I*******m captions,” she says while chewing a kale salad like it personally offended her. “Keep them short, ironic, and never too deep. You’re a vibe, not a philosopher.” “You mean no Shakespeare quotes?” She glares. I write: “No Shakespeare. No sincerity. Vibes only.”

I can't take this anymore I am SOMIA AHMAD SIDDIQUE i will show him who i am ........... You can't beat me . Never Never ever mister. (Ab hmari somia wapis aa gayi hai to be ready🤭🤭) "Chal tu mera puter chutii kar . Bht ho gya . Main idher tamashey lganey khari hun . Shukar manao main ne tumhein apna bhai nhi bnaya abhi tak . BHAIIIIIII"

He smiled proudly. " You're right on that but not my diagnosis." I smiled. "See, there's that beautiful smile we all know and love." He pinched my cheeks. " Why don't you go for a stroll? It's a cool evening." He suggested. " No joor, I'm tired, I'm going to lay down." I yawned. " Alright champ, just do you." He quoted. " Better stop reading quotes online." I teased. " JB Soyinka, in the making." He bragged and we shared a laugh.

“Why does this crap always happen to me?” “Because you have the mouth of a sailor and the impulse control of a raccoon in a candy store,” she replied, dead serious. “Okay, rude. But accurate.” She suddenly snapped her fingers like she’d just solved world peace. “Wait! What if you say you were quoting Shakespeare?” I stared. “Shakespeare. And what play, exactly, has the line ‘Fuck you, shit’ in rapid-fire succession?” She shrugged. “A modern interpretation?” “I’m gonna modernly interpret my foot into your shin.”

Damn! oh no why me always!! "Nora?" "Oh yeah?" I realised I didn't answer me. "So tomorrow?" He asked slowly. I looked at my pimple pouting. I want to go but this stupid pimple is stopping me to go for my happiness. "I...." Oh God why me always?!!! "I will come." I will apply three thick layers of primer and boom the pimple will disappear! Yay! Bye bye bad happiness sucker! Okay I never said I am mature so that should define my stupid talks in my mind to non living things.

Sampson told me. I rolled my eyes and took a seat in front of his desk. “I know he’s your best friend, but seriously? He’s a slime ball,” I told him. Sampson barked out a laugh and nodded. “Yes, he is… but he’s good at his job. He’s a hit-and-quit kind of guy. Once he has you, he won’t want you anymore. You could just fake it,” Sampson told me, not for the first time. I shook my head.

Smokey replied. "OMG, that is so fucking hilarious! She's playing you so well and you're in hook line and sinker. I've never known you to be a weak stupid man who couldn't see through manipulation as blatant as she's doing. Really wondering if you just don't want to see? SMDH" Sam replied back.

I just stood there, frozen. The same guy who used to whisper "Bella, you're amazing" now tossed around "sad little simp" like it was a joke. My chest caved. The loan papers slipped from my hands and smacked the floor. On the phone, his buddy cracked up. "Heard she's been frying food nonstop just to save cash for you?" Jack laughed. "Yup. Arms full of burns and still smiling like a clown. Simps are too easy."

My vapidness would love to smack some sense in him. ‘Cheers!’ Another wrote with clinking glasses. His teeth would look better on the ground or better as toppings. ‘Can I have some?’ The following goes on. I'd like to have some of your arteries too. ‘Cheap drunks!’ You think you can afford the cheap in the wildest of your dreams. The netizens had a gala day sharing memes amongst themselves. I have become a laughingstock. It ranges from hilarious to disgustingly vulgar. For what? For outspeaking and spitting facts at a jerk's face. For standing up by the side of a vampiress who is forced to become his sex slave. For having opinions that do not reconcile. For wanting to be admired.