Smooth Pimp Quotes Novels & Stories

“You really wouldn’t fit with us at all.” Quinn gave a benign smile back, was this really the only thing her small brain could come up with to comment on? “Lucky I don’t give two flying fucks what you think, at least I don’t go around showing my bare ass cheeks to all and sundry every time a gentle breeze blows.” Mila went red in the face. “That’s it, I’ve had enough of your fucking smart ass comments back to me, freshman!”

But they just sighed with no energy to even say anything. “Rude but not so... Rude” Priya mumbled. “Badboy but not so... Badboy” Akhila mumbled. “Player but not so... Player” Ritika mumbled. “Jerk but not so... Jerk” Kritika mumbled. "Why do we all have such an amazing selection in the boys?" Asked both the twins at a time looking at their elder sisters. "We will definitely note the sarcasm." added the middle sister for them.

Isn’t this a slap in pretty girl’s face? **[Love pretty girl: So what if you know the motto? My sister pretty girl studied there, and you people, you're all just from the bottom. Poor, that’s why you’re throwing money at a streamer like this. Pathetic.]** **[I Want to Be Single: The streamer never asks for gifts.]** **[Go to Capital University of Medicine: Oh? Just say you’re poor.]** As soon as her comment dropped, a meteor shower filled the screen, with silver lights raining down and occupying the entire screen. Following it was a line of golden text.

Miss Simpson might seem hard to get along with, but she actually loved treating her employees well. “I’m doing good, Micheal. Thanks for asking. At least, you care, unlike someone I know.” I said jokingly as I rolled my eyes at Jasmine who was seated on the other side of the table with a burst of laughter. She knew I was definitely referring to her. “You know I care about you, honey!” Jasmine said jokingly with a wink. “Yeah, right! By sitting me down every night after a very stressful day to tell me about your newfound crush?” I asked sarcastically.

I replied and she spit out the drink she was drinking. "I guess I am right," I replied with a smile. "You are never right," She replied. "Says the person that her check goes all red because I mentioned him and spit out her drink.. Your expression rat you out girl" I replied. "So I guess I am only the one that did not have a boyfriend or crush" Harper said mimicking a sad look "I don't have one either," I replied. "Don't you dare say that again" Harper said and we all roared into laughter.

Jessica smiled and then asked curiously, "Honey, tell me honestly, do you use skincare products? Your skin is so smooth." Mr. Marcus replied, "... Can't you say something nice?" Listen, what kind of words are these? "I am complimenting your good skin, aren't I?" Jessica smiled and ignored his embarrassed expression. Suddenly, she remembered something and paused. "Oh, by the way, if there is any movement from the Lopez family this time, don't bother with them, let them go."

“I dunno. Less homicidal than usual after work.” Simone narrows her eyes at me. “Actually… yeah. You’re weirdly cheerful.” “I made good tips,” I say quickly. “And nobody threw up in the bathroom sink tonight, so honestly? Huge win.” “Mhm.” Simone sits up straighter, clearly unconvinced. “Why are you glowing?” “I am not glowing.” “You absolutely are.” “It’s sweat.” “It’s gay happiness,” she shoots back immediately. I choke on a laugh. “Please never say that again.”

He said , throwing it and looking sheepishly. "Ha-ha" I said sarcastically. I tossed his hands away and took a sip from my juice. Suddenly I felt unstable and I didn't want to feel like the teenager girl who got turned down. So I blurted out "I really don't understand why you'd take something that'd destroy your health" The same stupid smirk was plastered on his face. "Woah" "Yeahh..my mum's sick from that!" I snapped back, rolling my eyes. " I'm sorry "

my retort only had smile lines bracketing a scary grin, "you're creepy when you smile." What the fuck! Did I actually say that out loud? Someone needed to stuff a sock in my mouth so I wouldn't repeat any of the other stupid thoughts in my head. At my words, Miles' mouth pressed into a thin line, "I can't say that I'm used to smiling just because something is genuinely amusing." "Oh, your life sounds sad and miserable and if I end up with you my life is going to be sad and miserable..."

evident sarcasm rolling off my tongue. "Your sarcasm is not appreciated McCarthy " His smirk turned into a pout making him look really cute with his lips pointing out like that. And the little heart shaped birthmark below the left side of his lower lip. "you know if you want to kiss me, you can just ask. "