Smooth Pimp Quotes Novels & Stories

Chapter 11 Totally over "Why do you look so devastated?" I raise my head to sight Imelda who just laid my breakfast at the table. I shrug at her and started to eat. "You look ugly, do you know that?" "Arg!" I almost choked from my food. Why is everyone so mean with my features?! First Casper who called me garbage, now Imelda with her ugly comment. Geez, Grimson is the home for creative compliment. I am being sarcastic here.

I asked him confused and amused " Ohh you started with your stupidity!? Huh!?" He facepalmed himself then said," WORKSHEETS, MISTAKES, PUNISHMENT, 1MINUTE FOR EVERY MISTAKE." " Ohh ohh I got it now." I said smiling awkwardly I murdered the joke badly! " Yeah, good Nerd but so stupid." He said " Whatever... Have a good time with your lovely sister this weekend." I teased smirking " What? Why should I? Why are you smirking?" He acted

Sophie's tone dripped with sarcasm as she drawled, "Oh, how delightful - a quiet escape into nature. What a novel concept." Picking up on her scepticism, I offered a reassuring smile. "Hear me out, Sophie," I said. "I just thought it would be refreshing to unplug for a day. No phones, no constant notifications, just a chance to experience a simpler time, like back in the eighties." I explained further, hoping to paint a clearer picture of my intention.

“Sis Bammie! Tell her I'm telling the truth that I have a high IQ! Isn't it the reason why you hired me to do this mission? Because I'm smart and not an idiot?!” “Idiot” Carmina repeated. Simon cannot believe that Carmina was degrading him like that over the phone! She was always mean to him and there was no day that she would talk to him without sarcasm if not bullying him! “I'm telling you to my bro!” he cried. He could hear Carmina clicking her tongue and he could imagine her rolling her eyes heavenwards and seemed unbothered by his threat, while Bammie from the background was laughing and didn't seem to have a plan of helping him at all.

" 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒂 𝒃𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒈𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝑳𝒐𝒍𝒊𝒑𝒐𝒑𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒕 , 𝑰𝒄𝒆 𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎 𝒊𝒔 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝑭𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆 " - UNKNOWN QOUTES - ZI ARA " 𝒘𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒉𝒉𝒉, 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 " 𝒇𝒂𝒏𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒆𝒂𝒎.

“Okee dokee. Off we go, then.” As Mick leaves the parking lot, I pull out a Slim Jim and dangle it in front of his face. It stays stiffly out in front of his nose for a few seconds but then starts to bow down, going limp in my hand. I bounce it a few times for effect and it taps his nose. “Want one?” He takes it from me, smiling just before he rips off a big chunk with his teeth. “Don’t mind if I do.”

I asked him where he learnt these romantic quotes. He told me that i did not learn these and i just said it casually. He asked me why I was asking this. I told him because it was very cheap. When I said this then there was pin drop silence for a second and after that I started laughing. Brent was thinking that I said this seriously but I had done some humor with him.

Sarcasm evident in my words *Just hurry up* *Fine* I replied and as I was about to keep my phone back into its rightful place I bumped into someone and my hot cocoa slipped from my hand unto the floor "We have to stop meeting like this cupcake" Only one human being in the world called me that. "Sorry about your hot cocoa though. At least it didn't spill all over your shirt" he said with an amused look on his charming face. Maybe if I ignore him he'll go away

Roger replied as he tried to imitate Mae West as well. “Of all the fabulous Mae West quotes to pick from, you go with that?” Chris chuckled as she planted herself on the sofa next to him. “It’s the best I could come up with on such short notice,” he shrugged. I placed my elbows on my desk and held my face in the palms of my hands. “Tough day, honey?” Roger asked. “Every day’s a tough day,” I replied. “Our little Gertie found herself a new man,” Chris teased.

he said with excitement and she smiled as he began to narrate the ordeal of their meeting. "I've never seen my brother so excited all his life, except for the times you were spending with Jessica back then," she said and he smiled "True friends are actually like diamonds and they're one of the most valuable things you can ever get" he said with his face beaming with a smile "Look at you, giving us friendship quotes" she said as she laughed "Hey, why did you have to act that way in front of him?" He asked again She sighed and increased the speed of the car.