Smooth Pimp Quotes Novels & Stories

Caden clarified, leaving Sophia's face drained of color. Amber waved with a warm smile, and Sophia, engulfed in embarrassment, awkwardly reciprocated. Her mind raced with self-reproach. 'This is embarrassing!' Attempting to salvage the situation, Sophia let out a forced laugh, biting her lip. "Oh, ha-ha-ha, I was just teasing you. Of course, I know her. Amber right, hi, I'm Sophia—you can call me Sophi," she stammered, desperately trying to pass off her misjudgment as a joke.

I was feeling too good to let him get under my skin, and then I recalled how his ten-year-old daughter has him wrapped around her finger, and from the sounds of it, so does his wife and decided that it wasn’t so bad being labeled since we were pretty much both the same. “Right back at you, pal.” When he smiled and looked back down at his screen, I was never so damn confused. I thought simping was a bad thing. With the way his mind works, I guess I can see why he wouldn’t be bothered. If ‘I don’t give a fuck’ was a person, it would be him.

Shifa looked at Ansif's face where all the brightness is long gone and gasped "What the hell happened to you? Who the hell did this to you? " Getting no reply , She continued "No worries , I will make my famous lemon medicine for you . It will shoo away all your pain " Ansif shook his head not having energy for another torture "How can you deny her sweet gesture Ansif ? She is trying to be nice only " Simran asked faking anger . Hearing her Ansif sat there without any protest , he is confused whether she is making fun of his state or pitying him actually. Opening the fridge , Shifa took a lemon and looked Ansif passing him a sweet smile . Ansif didn't smiled back , he wanted to run but he a

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I did not have time to deal with her because a voice suddenly rang in my head. “Congrats, host! You’ve completed your mission. The Simp System is now deactivated.” My sanity finally returned!

I traced a constellation with a glint in my eyes, “It’s my motto, maybe you should make it yours too” I tilted my head to give him a genuine smile. I saw his wheels turning in his head for a while through his green orbs, then he broke into small chuckles, shaking his head. I blinked my eyes as to why he was laughing. We were talking serious things right before he began chortling. Did I say something funny? “Why’re you laughing?” I asked. He silenced his chuckles to look at me biting his lips preventing any more. “No wonder you were called the ‘Quote Schmuck’” he quoted.

He in turn groaned in reluctance, and a moment's stillness later, he spoke like he was spilling gold out of his pie-hole, "I am the one who you like to call the Jerk Mummy King." Do you ever just forget to hide your expressions for a minute and then you're like 'I did not mean to make that face out loud'? Yes. That face. I was making exactly that face right about now. The Oh-sh*t-I'm-screwed face. Think! Think Lithe think! You are the sassy, smartassy most awesome little lollipop triple dipped in brilliance. Making an excuse is a piece of cake. Anything will do. Just speak up. You know you have got this. You can do this!

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he smirks ________"How was the date?"Johnny says as I walk in slamming the door "It was nice, we laughed, talked and I told him I was a hybrid which brought even more laughs" "Oh nice, wait for you what!!" "Relax Johnny, he doesn't even believe me, like they say the truth is always hardest to believe " "Wow why haven't I heard such a quote," he asked with a bit of sarcasm in his voice "Because you're an Idiot" I stick my tongue out.

Tugging on my lower lip, I quickly typed out a reply, deciding to go with the flow. Me: good…sup? +39 XXX: Sup? What does that mean? A snort escaped me before I could I stop myself. “What the hell are you smiling at?” Tanya asked, pausing on her task at hand. Angela and Ava had their eyes fixed on me too. A fake smile tugged on my lips. “Uhh… nothing? Just saw a funny meme that's all.” Her eyes narrowed, almost like she didn't believe but then she nodded, resuming her work on Ava's nails. “Okay…”