Snake Jokes

A security guard caught a snake in our apartment complex and delivered it straight to my door. I was just about to scream when floating comments cut in. [The male lead got dumped and turned back into his real form just to spy on his girlfriend, and he actually got caught? This is funny as hell!] [He got dumped, and his girlfriend hates him. He's probably gonna cry himself to sleep!] [Aww, poor little snake can't curl up on his girlfriend tonight.] The big black snake looked pitiful in the guard's hands. It secretly sized me up with its slit pupils. I tried holding out my hand, and the black snake stared in disbelief. Two seconds later, it obediently rubbed its head against my fingers.

Millions of years ago, a norm was broken the queen serpent (nagin)fall adamantly in love with a human being which was never allowed in the snake kingdom. Her kingdom chose to reject and banish her from that kingdom and dethroned as the queen of snakes. She decides to sake refugee in her lover's house only to fall in the along waited trap . All her powers are taken. As if that is not enough, her own lover kill her to get an everlasting life. Millions of years after pleading with the gods , she is given one more chance and she is back in a reincarnation to make sure every one in both the snake and human races who had the slightest bit of what fall her has to pay ...and pay dearly with blood. She believes, revenge is only fair in life for a life.

-If my charm is not able to captivate you, then my magic will ensnare you- Empress Rengganis was maliciously slandered by Madhavi's concubine. Even the mother died miserably at the hands of King Abra, her husband. Rengganis, with the help of the warlord Khandra, fled when he was about to be beheaded. While on the run, Rengganis meets a human figure with a snake body named Lady Nagini at a hidden waterfall. Hatred, as well as ambitions for revenge, make Rengganis accept Nagini's helping hand. Learning to fight also learn kanuragan knowledge and some magic spells. How can Rengganis survive on the run? Can she reclaim the throne of her kingdom back? @lovely_karra

Simone Thompson, the ruling Mafia of Austria, has undertaken the ‘underworld of men’ with her women racketeering organization and unending love for terror and adventure. She seeks revenge against her favorite enemy, but on this quest to quench years of thirst, her heart unexpectedly leaps toward Ashton Walkers, the top Hollywood model and Austria's biggest hotelier. Unlike others who tremble at Simone's power, Ashton dares to challenge her dangerous lifestyle while wrestling with his own burgeoning feelings and the secrets behind his wife's disappearance. Despite knowing Simone can be as lethal as a venomous snake, he steps into her world to solve the riddle starring his wife Alicia as the greatest con-woman. 

Once in a while, in the middle of life, love gives us a fairytale.And some fairytale love stories are completely unexpected and thus more memorable.No one expected the class president and the leader of Trouble Triggers to even talk about anything but notes and pencils. But then fate's a bitch and loves to meddle!Their life changes drastically when the good girl- Joanna Williams has to tutor the bad boy- Bryan Cooper.Along with the tutoring comes constant fun, too much bickering, lame jokes, scary sarcasm, idiotic friends, too many unknown emotions, jungles in tummy, bucket lists, unheard secrets and haunting pasts.Maybe some fairytales don't have a happy ending... or do they?

Kataya Duponte is the shifterless daughter of the Primate King. She's been fated to four mates: Twins Ari King and Rei Kang of the tiger clan, Hiru Treeson of the snake clan, and Samuel Jones of the wolf clan. Hiru hates the idea of her as his mate. When the opportunity arises for him to reject her on all of their behalf, he takes it. Only Ari King and Rei Kang know the true reason of her shifterless nature. They WANT to be fated to her. Samuel didn't like his choice stolen from him. Now mateless and forced out of her home after word spread of her rejection she has nowhere else to go but up, right? TRIGGER WARNINGS: ABUSE, VIOLENCE, SEXUAL ASSAULT

It is rumored that Mr King is ruthless,a murder and a King. Everyone kneels and bows when they see him! It is rumored that there is a snake den in Mr King’s house which is full of skeletons! Rumor has it that Mr King’s married little bride has run away! ! !Mr King was so furious that he want to destroy the world,and everyone was in danger... However, Seeing her again, Mr King smirked and handcuffed the little bride and held her in bridal style directly to the bed, "If you run away once more, I will broke your legs." The little bride trembled, her eyes wet. Then Mr King heart’s softened and he directly pressed a kiss on her lip!

“You’re weak and ugly!” “Stop acting like you’re one of us. You disgust me!” ***In high school, Tabitha was fat and the constant target of the quadruplet brothers' cruel jokes and bullying. They were her living nightmare. After dropping out, she left the werewolf school behind and enrolled in a human university, where she slimmed down. The quadruplets were raised by their father with strict military discipline, shaping them into rebellious and unruly young alphas. Five years later, Tabitha and the quadruplet brothers met again, because her mother married their father. Now, Tabitha is forced to live under the same roof as the four Navy Alpha bullies. They quickly recognize her and are stunned by how beautiful she’s become.

Betrayal turned deadlier than a venomous snake but wasn't the end. What would happen when the two people you trusted rob you of your life? Cara's previous life is bound to Kyle, her mate, and Layla, her blood sister who betrayed her, leading to her death and her unborn child. But Cara was reborn into a new life. Cara discovers she's Maya, the Queen of Mooncrest, mated to Alpha Dane, and also the blood sister to Kyle. As she navigates her new role and relationship with Alpha Dane, she must confront the darkness of her past and the secrets of her rebirth. *** "Can she find peace and loyalty with her new mate, or will the shadows of her former life destroy her chance at happiness?"

Can you believe this? I was just some random fake-sweet girl online, then boom—the richest couple in Rivora City showed up waving fifty million, begging me to be their daughter-in-law. All because their son—the golden boy who was supposed to have it all—threw everything away simping for some broke school beauty. "If that tramp actually loved him, fine. But instead, she keeps rejecting him while milking his name for her family." "Our son's obsessed with that manipulative girl? Then we'll find someone faker. More manipulative. Fight poison with poison." Yeah... that stung a little. But a black card with fifty mil? Hard to stay offended. I signed on to "rescue" their hopeless son. Then I opened the file and laughed. That tramp? My sister. The same snake I crushed years ago.