Snake Jokes Novels & Stories

They’re going to have a heyday with this. Of course, Lancer leads the charge. He can never resist the opportunity for a good joke, ribbing, or practical jesting. Are they all the same thing? Perhaps more like skewering someone on the sharpened end of the pike of his wit. That might be closer to the truth. “Wooooeeee. Going au naturel, I see.” “What’s wrong with a little hair on the biscuit?” Atlas might appear to be on my side, but he’s got his hand pressed to his mouth to stifle a laugh.

I look in his direction and shrug. “A meow-tain,” he laughs. I laugh as well—not because it’s a good joke, but because his laugh is so infectious, you can’t help but join in. “You wanna hear another one?” he asks, anxious to make me laugh again. “Okay, but it’s the last one,” I playfully chide. “Good thing I’ve saved the best for last,” he cackles like a witch. “How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?” Oh, gosh I’ve heard this one, too. “I don’t know. How?” I ask.

So from now on forget that deal because I feel like a monkey in a party. This terrible joke made Sarah laughed. ''You do have a sense of humour compared to Tiger.” Jordan again sent his friend a mocking look accompanied by a smirk. ''Oh yes I do! Wait- Tiger?'' ''Oh, yes, I called the man beside you as Tiger!'' She explained, smiling sweetly in his direction. Tiger! Jordan couldn’t suppress himself as he vented an amused laugh. However Devlin silenced him by his cold look. He cleared his throat. ''Okay, Tiger. But seriously, Sarah if you want to know anything about him, just ask me. I'm a childhood friend of his and I know everything about...''

"Alright, fine. If you won't smile, I'll have to tell you my top-tier jokes. What do you call a fake noodle?" Elena had blinked, her stern frown flickering for a split second. "What?" "An impasta." She had stared at me in absolute, stony silence for three whole seconds. "That is terrible. That is the worst joke I've ever heard." "Okay, okay, tough crowd," I had grinned, my dark eyes sparkling with wicked delight as I stroked her cheek. "Why don't scientists trust atoms?" "Jaxx, please stop…" "Because they make up everything."

"I'm actually hearing a Nascent Soul Realm kiddo saying that he was going to catch the Millennium Walking Corpse! Hahaha! This joke I can laugh for a year!" Zhi Luan laughed at him while hitting the ground and pointing at him. It was in tears of laughter. Xiao Chen frowned and glared at it, saying, "Ain't you annoying? I was just joking, stupid cat; you eat too much and get sick! Go away!" Then he kicked it and Zhiluan rolled on the ground a few times.

Much more like a hormonal sarcastic sadistic nerd. You just described yourself. Ugh!!! "Ha Ha. You and expert don't belong in the same sentence." Jake insulted. I'm immune to this. "How would a raccoon with the body of a hippo know that?" I threw a pillow at him, but he ducked and it hit Blake. It looked like slow motion when Blake looked up, he ruffled his hair and looked straight at me.

Blanca sounds like she genuinely doesn’t know what’s tickled my funny bone. “I was just imagining your skunks out there, spraying the rocks, farting along as they go,” I tell her. She laughs, too. “Well, I don’t think they actually fart when they release their stench. At least, the ones I’ve seen out by the barn never do.” “You’ve seen a skunk by the barn?” I’ve seen a couple in the woods when I’ve been out on a run, but I always stay far away from them. “Yeah. One time Horace, that big guy who handles your father’s favorite horse, got sprayed. It was hilarious. He was so mad! He ran around screaming for people to bring him tomatoes.”

“In the middle of a dark forest, a man and a woman have sex. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, ‘Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!’ The woman replies, ‘Me too. You’ve been eating grass for the past ten minutes!’” Then I burst into loud laughter. ********* “Stop it, Conan. For Christ’s sake.” I laughed frantically to get away from him. A chuckle broke out while he tickled my neck, armpits, and waist. “If you don’t stop being childish, I will surely kill you.” “Would you like me to tell you another joke?” “Oh, no!” I blurted out. “I’ll pee in my gown if you don’t stop your dirty jokes.”

“Yeah well, my sleeping pattern has been off-balance lately, so it's only natural that my eating habits will change too. And geez, I can't help being hungry all the time.” “I think you should cut back on the food a little. At this rate, you'll end up being the biggest person I know.” He teased, poking her belly. “You're such a dick.” “But you still love this dick.” “Are you serious right now? Tell me, does it look like I’m in the mood for any of your crap?” “Whoa, it was just a joke.” “Don't joke like that. Some jokes that are funny, right? And others that are just not ok. Guess which category yours falls into.”

He’s so good to me. Snake asked “Umm.. Luna? Did you eat this whole bag of Oreo double-stuffed?” I tucked my head and mumbled “It was a snacksident.” Venom busted out laughing “A snacksident?” I nodded and explained “Yes! It wasn’t on purpose! I was looking for my pretzels and nutella, when I spotted the oreos. I thought I would have a couple to snack on, while I searched.” He started laughing harder and said “Baby girl.. you snacked on a whole package of cookies..” and I nodded again “Yeah. Snacksident.”