Snow Angels Funny Novels & Stories

I beamed and faced him again with a wide smile. "What? What Egg—" "That's what I called my readers, duh!" A soft laugh made its way from my mouth as I jokingly punched the stranger in his left arm. "And why would you call your readers Egg Cells?" "You don't like it? Does the fandom named 'Cums' really sound better?" I held my chin and ignored him choking on his own saliva. Good thing he regained himself and slowly faced my direction. "You're weird." Oh, coming from a man who dressed like he was from Hueco Mundo.

“Morning, Birdie,” Angel says. I stay with my back to him because I don’t want to ruin my day so early, “I asked Saint about his type, apparently he likes athletic, strong women.” “Is that why you’re always shirtless around him, flaunting your muscles?” Eros asks Angel with a mocking tone and once again, his joke hits too close to home and it makes me turn to him with murder way too clear in my eyes, “It was a little joke, man, chill."

Angelica said as she smiled from behind her coffee mug. “Spare me, Vampires burn in the sun, not sparkle. That woman should be hung from her toes.” Shayla said as she made an annoyed face. “You should watch it with dad to see his reaction.” Angelica said with a snort. She would pay good money to see his reaction to the sparkling vampires. “I want to see his reaction to.” Astra piped in. “That would be hilarious.” “Count me in.” Devon said wanting to see Alister’s head explode. “I bet fifty he gets pissed off.”

The height difference between the two kings was minimal, Damien only slightly taller, but carrying his height with a more menacing feel. "You're cute when you're flustered." He smirked, causing Ashton's eyes to widen. "Angels are so easy, but you've been overly difficult to sway my dear." "I'm not your dear." The angel spat back without hesitation. The sudden fight in his words were enough for the opposite king to be visibly impressed. "Oh come now. I haven't had an angel to play with in a long time. Would be quite a shame to have to wait longer."

"Why is that so easy for you to say? Angels are not supposed to be bad. Unless you are a fallen angel and you are delivering us to hell." "Pfft," he tried to cover his mouth. When she threw him a dirty look, he swallowed his laughter. Well, he just find it like the lady was throwing insult at Keisuke. "What's so funny?" "Nothing," he replied, standing up. "Now that you seemed fine, I have to go and be evil. You will be seeing me more often from now on. And Tenshi will be more furious than ever." The amusement on his face was made obvious.

The men below noticed. Laughter rolled up from the crowd. Low at first. Then louder. Sharp. “She’s drunk already?” “Look at her shake. New girl can’t even stand.” “Pathetic. Bring Angel back.” I turned. Looked for Angel. She was on the other cage stage. High up. Spinning smooth around her pole. Legs wrapped. Back arched perfect. She caught my eye. Gave me a nasty look. Lips curled. Eyes cold. Like she was watching a child fail.

He would have to let me out of this place if he wanted my forgiveness. The only time I saw Angels place like a real house was whenever Arina was around, I never hesitated to open my door for her. I was becoming fond of her and her weird jokes, they were entertaining. “Hey, do you know Angel almost puked on me the first time we went to see a brutal movie?” She said on one of her visits as she giggled so loudly, she had a way of making Angel look more like a human or even worse a kid whenever she spoke. Her description of him was always way more different from the Man I saw.

And three young men walked in, they all had burly men and two old men whose hair was filled with white, and from a distance, one could tell, the two old men were masters of cultivators. Hart ended the handshake, “Miles, how was your day?” Miles turned his attention to Angel, who wasn't smiling, “I had a nice day, um… how did the advertisement go?” Miles inquired. “Miles” Sneaky called out to him, she has just escaped from the lady after exchanging numbers. Angel looked at Sneaky and was stunned, it was the first time seeing Sneaky, her exquisite features, made her look like a girl, “um…”

Xavier stared at Chiara as she slept. She looked so peaceful and harmless as she slept, he never would have guessed she was a psychopath. The corners of her lips were curved in a smile and she looked angelic. The cold expression that was usually on her face was replaced with a happy expression.

Sunshine and Dennis stop laughing when seeing his angry aura. Angelito is grave because his patience is gaunt. "Angel—" "Take your crazy girlfriend with you, Dennis. We will see tonight at your place—" Denver stands up. "Wait! What do you mean at his place? H-How about me?" he stammers when asking his response. Sunshine goes at him—wrapping her hand on his neck. "Nah! Don't worry, pimp squeak. We will now leave because I think Angel is upset about our joke. We don't want to disobey his words," she said, and she grabbed Dennis with her.