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“Ang tunay na sakit ay hindi nagmumula sa mga kalaban, mula ito sa mga pinahahalagahan natin.” Si Charlie Rae na dalawampu’t isang taong gulang ay natutunan ito mismo ng pagktaksilan siya ng mga taong mahal niya. Nangako siyang tatapusin na ang ugnayan sa kanila ng pang habambuhay. Pero ang pag drop out mula sa unibersidad ay hindi kasama sa kanyang pagpipilian, at imposible an iwasan sila sa campus. Ang kaisa-isa niyang paraan para tumakas? Ang lumipat sa tinutuluyan ni Taylor West–ang pinakamalaking karibal ng ex-boyfriend niya at kilalang bad boy ng unibersidad. Pansamantala lang ito dapat, pero habang tumitindi ang tensyon, napaisip si Charlie: tunay ba siyang nakatakas sa mga problema niya, o baka makakagawa na naman siya ng isa pang pagkakamali? *** “Linawin natin ito–housemates lang tayo. Hindi kita type, kaya huwag ka magtatangkang pagsamantalahan ako!” Nilinaw ni Charlie ang kasunduan. Ngunit, isang umaga, nagising si Charlie sa kuwarto ni Taylor. Ang gray niyang mga mata ay nakatitig sa kanya habang mapaglaro ang boses niya ng magtanong, “Ang akala ko ba hindi mo ako type. So, sinong nananamantala dito?”

Amethyst is a woman who loves her family so much. She has a boyfriend named Earl. Amethyst's life was simple, and it's ok with her. Until one night, she and her boyfriend, Earl, went on a date. It should be a romantic and simple date but it turns out into a nightmare! They witnessed a killing which leads Earl to die. And the master mind? Named Aivan Warren who's reckless that suddenly feel something strange when he saw Amethyst. He let Amethyst live and free but in one condition. She will do whatever Aivan wants for two months! Yes, it was totally crazy for her. But, what can she do? He's powerful and reckless. If Aivan told her to love him, can she also do that? How can she love the person who just killed her boyfriend for no reason?

"And if the devil was to ever see you, he'd kiss your eyes and repent." – Farouq Jwaydeh He kissed her lips, then her eyes, after the priest said that they may. Such an unexpected act that the called "heartless Billionaire" could ever do in an arranged marriage. And there she thought everything was just a misunderstanding, everything that people have told her was nothing but false news. Rumours. And he was only like that because of how people treated him. So she fell. But no. She only thought wrong, very very wrong. After keeping herself inside the lies her whole life, knowing how everything she was told was nothing close to the truth, she ties herself to him, to a stranger who knew her better than she knows herself. He was indeed the heartless billionaire, and she was his wife.

Betsy Makabayan is your 'not so' typical bente-singko anyos raketera girl. Paano ba naman kasi maliban sa pagiging isang call center agent at sa iba-ibang raket na pinapatos niya, isa rin siyang magaling na artista. Isang araw, hiningan siya ng pabor ng isang babaeng haponesa, sa sa mga naging clients niya. Kapalit ng malaking halaga, si Betsy ay pumunta ng New York at nagpanggap bilang si Yuri Haruko. Kahit na walang kaalam-alam sa business world, naglakas loob lamang siyang magtungo doon. There she met Jack Wills, an American rugged looking guy who's convinced that Betsy is not the person who she said she is.

Adrianna is an ordinary college student who's trying to get through her life by working part-time. Isang araw ng pagdalaw niya sa kaniyang ina ay kinagiliwan siya agad ni Madam Polly, ang ina ni Axl Genesis. She offered her to work for Axl. Ang akala niyang masaya at simpleng unang araw sa trabaho bilang secretary ni Axl ay nauwi sa isang pangyayari na lubos niyang pinagsisihan. She became a witness of a crime done inside the Genesis Office. And became the suspect for it. She did everything to prove that she's innocent. In the end, she has to stay with Axl, in his condo unit so she can prove she is innocent. Axl made sure she's safe as a witness and secured as a suspect as well. And he made sure she stays with him while the investigation is on going. The investigation and Adrianna's work with him was a rollercoaster ride. Unti-unti niyang nakilala si Axl. She found out why Axl became aloof, she found out why it was hard for him to trust people. Hindi nagtagal, nalaman niyang nahuhulog na rin siya rito. With her status in life and Axl's wealth, alam niyang imposible silang dalawa. She left for Axl's sake, to save his name and his family. But Axl didn't want it that way. He's willing to fight for her, he's willing to face all the problems as long as she's with him. Adrianna realized that she can do the same, that she can protect him and love him while they're fighting for each other. They are willing to prove that there's no such thing as meant to be, that there's no such thing as destiny, because you can be with someone as long as you want to be together. We create our own destiny.

(Giovanni Ivanovich's Story) After years of stalking and being in love with him, Summer Vesarius finally marry Giovanni Ivanovich. Pwersahan silang ipinakasal ng ama matapos sila nitong mahuli sa iisang kama—h ubad, at masakit ang p agkababae niya. Hindi nakatutol si Giovanni lalo pa’t malapit na magkaibigan ang kanilang mga magulang. Throughout their marriage, she tried her best to be the perfect wife. Not until Giovanni’s first love—Amber El Greco came back. He was with Amber during their first anniversary. Broken-hearted, she signed the divorce paper and left the country pregnant. Years later, when her father asked for her help, she came back, fully moved on and in herself again. Her and Giovanni’s paths met again, not him knowing they had a daughter. And the man was acting like he didn’t bring so much pain before. He was acting like a lovable husband, and getting her attention, all he wanted. This time, she’s not chasing Giovanni anymore. He’s chasing her, begging her to take him back.

"Mamahalin kita't pagsisilbihan buong buhay ko, kahit ikaw pa ang pinakamasamang babae sa mundo." Kung ikaw ay lumaking mayaman at naghihiga sa salapi, gugustuhin mo pa bang magtrabaho bilang tagasilbi ng isang malditang may kapansanan? Kakayanin mo bang pagtiisan ang masama niyang ugali sa loob ng apat na linggo? Iyan ang sitwasyong pinagdadaanan ng bilyonaryo at police officer na si Grellen Burnett, ang paminta na handang bumuka sa harap ng pinakamamahal niyang boss na si Inspector William Fukuyama. At dahil sa katangahan nito na naging dahilan para pag-pyestahan siya sa social media, napilitan si Grellen na maghanap ng babaeng ihaharap sa kanyang ama within a month to save his heritance. Sa paghahanap niya sa maswerteng dilag ay nagkrus ang landas nila ng negosyanteng si Barbara Durless. Unang kita palang niya sa dalaga ay talagang namangha siya sa kagandahan nito. So Grellen come up with a decision to get her on instant, and the only way to keep in touch with Barbara is to apply as her butler. Posible kayang mahulog ang loob ng beki na si Grellen sa katulad ni Barbara na daig pa ang may dalaw kung mag-taray? __ This is the original/old version of this novel written in 2020. This is one of my old stories so expect lots of errors and inaccuracies. Kung hindi naman kayo mateknikal at gusto niyo lang ma-enjoy ang pagbabasa, I suggest subukan niyo. Date started: June 03, 2020 Date finished: July 25, 2021 Officially signed on GoodNovel: November 15, 2021

Adira Armani 'Adie' The eldest daughter of Levi and Alijah Armani, she was her father's pride because of her talents, intelligence and achievement and she never does things that disappoint her parents. Everyone saw her as the experienced, and knowledgeable in the aspect of business but behind her perfect job ay nagtatago ang isang babae na walang kaalam alam sa labas, she didn't even experience a joyful life na nararanasan ng iba, she knows nothing about life. As a good daughter she was arranged to be married to the man that she didn't even know, Lucas Raccini she's not even interested in him pero wala siyang choice. So before the wedding she asked for a vacation from her father at pumayag naman ito. She decides to drink her heart out, and talk to the hot stranger she met nang ipagtanggol siya nito, but she didn't expect to wake up beside him kinaumagahan sa loob ng yate nito. Marco offered himself to be her companion, and promised her to experience the first things in her life na hindi niya pa nararanasan in just a month, and she agreed without even thinking. Adie tried to escape from Marco the day before her wedding but, she didn't know that Marco's already obsessed with her, and he will do everything para di lang siya maka attend sa sarili niyang kasal because Marco wanted her for him. Will she still choose Marco,even if Adira is already married to Lucas. How can she escape from her fate, she already fall for Marco but Lucas is her responsibility.

Naging Stripper sa isang Bar si Selene matapos niyang masangkot sa isang S*x Scandal kasama ang mapapangasawa sana ng Pinsan niya. Napa-tragic no'n para sa kaniya dahil itinakwil siya ng mga mahal niya sa buhay. Kaya naman natuto siyang buhayin ang sarili sa pagbebenta ng kaniyang katawan. Ngunit hindi niya inaasahan na magku-krus muli ang landas nila ni Dreyk Sebastian... ang lalaking nakasama niya noong kinidnap siya't sapilitang pinags*x dito. Una'y inalok siya nito ng desenteng trabaho hanggang sa natuon sa pagpapakasal nito sa kaniya. Dreyk had the power and money she needed in life, kaya naman um-oo na siya. But then, as the marriage took deeper there were secrets unveiled. Dreyk impregnated a woman and so on. Would Selene surpass all the consequences of loving Dreyk? Or will her heart torn apart after hearing lies from him?

This story is about a woman named Maria, who is trapped and tortured inside of her own Manor. Every night they heard her screaming in agony from the intolerable pain they didn't know. They believed that Maria was tortured, raped and eventually murdered by someone but that was only their beliefs because they didn't know what really happened.Until a man name Thaddeus Ambrosio arrived at the Belle Veu Manor, he was forced by his father to check the Manor because he is the one who inherited the Mansion given by his grandmother, he has nothing to do with it. But his father was so persistent that's why he give it a try.But when he is in Belle Veu Manor his simple and peaceful life was changed when he saw a diary, the diary was owned by a woman named Maria.Will he unravel the truth of Maria's painful past and sufferings ? Will he able to help her to change the past? Or will he move on and mind his own business.But what if he will fall in love to that woman named Maria? Can love wins against the devil who cause Maria's sufferings?