Stand Up Comedy Teks Singkat

Durani Lopez is an 18 year old highschool student who's a few months shy of graduating. She comes from a less the perfect home with an abusive mother. One fateful night after her mother beats up on her she runs out of the house and crashes in to a hard chest falling to the ground looking up she's meet with three sets of eyes, her revenge comes in the form of them. Damitri, Damien and Dante King are your typical 18 year old bad boys partying and sleeping around they don't do the whole relationship thing. They grew up with a silver spoon but they don't like showing off. One by one they find themselves locking eyes with a surten brown eyed girl. One night while out doing business for there uncle that same brown eyed beauty runs right into them. What will happen read and find out.

Amber has lived her whole life being the perfect daughter, though bound to a comatose man, she remains unwaveringly faithful, until a work trip changes everything. Amber witnesses a murder and ends up being hunted by a dangerous underboss. Then she meets Valentino Orsini– the family's dangerous, exiled son, and her husband's Uncle that she had long sworn to forget. He offers her protection in exchange for her living under his roof. To Valentino, she is his little Purple, fierce and strong willed. To Amber, he is the cold, ruthless man that left years ago. What happens when old spark reignites and what is meant to be nothing more than in-laws living under the same roof twists into something more than just desire? What will Amber's fate be when she is thrusted into a world of blood, temptations and sin? Will she be able to resist her uncle In-law or will she submit to him? What happens when her husband wakes up and she has to return to her life? Will Valentino be willing to let her go?

A brat woman met her first love again for almost 10 years just because they are getting married for unknown reason. Hillary hated him always and she will always do. Hillary's ego strample because of his father's decision. Parang isinaalang-alang niya ang pride niya at nawalan siya ng respeto ng gumawa ng desisyon ang ama niya na ipakasal siya sa isang kilalang lalaki. And, as expected. She really knows that man. She very well known that man. That man is giving her a creeps in her whole body. Hindi niya alam kung nandidiri ba siya o ginagawa niya lang itong dahilan para hindi mapansin na iba talaga ang ipinapahiwatig ng nararamdaman niya. Samantalang ang lalaking pinakasalan niya naman ay sobrang nakakairita. Walang araw na hindi niya nararamdaman ang pagkulo ng dugo niya. Walang araw na hindi nagbabangayan at nagbabardagulan ang dalawang 'yan. Halos araw araw silang nagsisigawan na parang mga sirang plaka dahil sa paulit-ulit na mga sinasabi nila. Minsan napapaisip ako, hindi ba sila napapagod? Nakakapagod kaya makipagsigawan sa isang taong makitid ang utak. Well, hindi pa naman bukas ang puso at isipan nilang dalawa para magmahalan, kaya hangga't hindi pa dumadating ang araw na 'yon. They were just enjoying being a mortal enemies.

"Bray, I'm pregnant! You have to take responsibility!" "Me? Don't you have a boyfriend and a one-night stand schedule every night? Besides, you are convinced we didn't do anything that night." "I've only slept with you my whole life, asshole! No one else." *** Five years after dumping her boyfriend, Bryan Sanders, neither Shienna Miller nor Bryan expected that fate would work so miraculously. They both were brought together in different situations and conditions. The once poor man Bryan Sanders, whom she called fat, appeared with a different look: super-rich. One more thing that Shienna couldn't resist was his appearance had changed to be handsome, dashing, and totally HOT! However, they met each other with one thing in common: both were heartbroken and messed up after a few alcoholic drinks, waking up in the same bed, and sharing a blanket after enjoying a steamy night together.

A girl who has secrets and thoughts darker than most. A boy who will be the leader of the most powerful Mafia in the world. A past of heartbreak and pain. Brooklyn Lilac Russo grew up learning how two kill a man in hundreds of ways. She never feared death she embraced it. She knows more languages than you can count on your hands. Killing people has never been a problem. But falling in love? That is something she tried but did not work out. Now, will she be able to find love with a man who rivals herself in death and destruction? Mason Enzo Morelli grew up knowing what his role is in the world. Be the greatest Mafia empire known in every town and city. He built his own gang at 14 and at 21 he has to prepare to take over his family's empire built on fear and death. But a young woman who is blessed with the beauty of the gods but rivals the devil comes into his life and messes up his plans. Can they fall for each other while Brooke's past catches up to her? or will the past take the one thing, Mason loves more than life itself?

Devyn Eunice Dawson Ang Inosenteng Babae na Maraming Kalokohan Sa Buhay. Voughn Zimmerman a handsome and heartless man. Palagi na lang itong galit. kaya ang mga nagkaka gusto dito na babae ay hanggang tingin lamang sila kay Vaughn Dahil nakakatakot itong lapitan. Abangan ang mangyayari sa buhay nila Devyn At Voughn.

Newly engaged couple of Elsie and Lewis Woodley are having marriage problems three months after their engagement. Lewis is still a heart-throb that wants to have fun but at the same time keep the love of his life while Elsie feeling ignored wakes up in franks bed after a one-night stand that grows into love she has always craved for. Now she is stuck between the two billionaire kids, and to make matters worse the two families are long time business nemesis that hate each other to the brink of death. Elsie is so deep in this web when she gets pregnant with both frank and Lewis claiming responsibility, her choice is Frank but the baby turns out to be a Woodley. She still chooses Frank only for their love to face its first big test, he is not a billionaire’s illegitimate son as they earlier thought. He is just the son of a butler! Will Elsie stay or money will win?

It was all started in the hospital. I have a rare heart condition. I met him there, walking around the wards in his doctor's coat. Checking all the patients that been there. I thought my personality doesn't accepts other feelings. I'm a certified man hater! I didn't know why I fell in love with that grumpy doctor of mine! He's so mean and such a pain in the ass! I can't believe in myself that I totally fall for him. Not even a single day, it means everyday! What if fate crossed our paths? What should I do now? I'd accept him after all or not? Letting him to destroy the barriers that I've build through the years? Or maybe we're not in the same lane to be good and fit in each other? What should I do? Accept it or leave it?

Undoubtedly, Carleigh Quintos renounce Zeiroh Hernandez for confessing his feelings for her. She bluntly said that she doesn't like him and definitely he's not her ideal man. However, her heart pounded strangely every time their eyes met but she just tried to ignore it. She even knows that something in her recognize Zeiroh's presence but she just let her mind to control her. For her, love is just an illusion. A temporary kind of emotion that will surely shot her down anytime— which is she don't want to happen at all. After years since their iconic encounter, they've met again in an unexpected situation. And then this question stuck on her mind— Now that they're completely grown up and had their own triumph in life, will the man still like her despite the rejection it has received from her way back when she didn't know what she really meant for him?

Dylan Eros Salcedo, a 17 years old virgin that transferred in a private school named St. Magdalene where he can know the secret that lies inside of it. On his first day, he met the three woman that will make his everyday life a student memorable. Miss Mirabella, his english teacher. Hailey, known as the campus Goddess. And, Selene, the silent type girl that likes to looked at the other side of the windowpane. As time goes on, his desires grows stronger and bolder. As a man, he knows that he can't hold it any longer. Does temptation prevail or or he'll resists it?