Supernatural Funniest Quotes Novels & Stories

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

, I said. " Okay dawg, you stay safe out there", he said. " Yeah sure, no problem", I replied as we did our ritual handshake. ______________________________________________ *** Back at the hospital*** " Those idiots are just rich, too rich!", I said with a huge burst of laughter, " I mean, how dumb can they get?", I asked rhetorically as I wiped the tears that had welled up in my eyes due to the intensity of the laughter. I was just mesmerized at how dumb Justin and his men could be.

The viewers who heard Sienna’s words were all dumbfounded, and they were stunned as they asked, ‘What did she just say? Did I hear it right? Did she actually say that Quentin was a useless man?’ Someone could not hold back and typed in a comment, ‘Hahaha! I usually do not laugh unless I can’t help it. Hahaha…’ The netizens who were here to watch a drama could not get enough of it, and they swarmed over to Quentin’s live broadcast room immediately to let Quentin know about this matter through the pop-up comments.

I breathlessly panted out amidst huge cheers before flipping my finger at the commenting, bratty sextuplet siblings of mine. “DID KYLER DIE BECAUSE OF HER BAD BREATH ? HE DOES NOT SEEM TO BE RESPONDING OR WAKING UP AFTER THE DEATH INDUCING KISS!!” “I WON’T BE SURPRISED IF THE POWERFUL BLUE MOON ALPHA WOLF COULD NOT STAND IT. IT IS ACTUALLY ATROCIOUS AND CAN BE USED TO MAKE STINKIER FART BOMBS” “SAY NO TO BIOHAZARDS AND SAY NO TO SAMANTHA !!”

He was her loyal knight, pouring her wine and serving her food, all the ruthless decisiveness of an Underboss erased. They were laughing and talking, and I was clearly not needed as a prop. I didn't want to waste any more time and looked for a chance to slip away. But Noa suddenly turned to me gracefully. "You must be Maeve. I've heard so much about you. The famous 'piano goddess of the underworld'." Caught off guard by being singled out, I quickly waved my hand. "Thank you, but that's an overstatement. Just some flattery from friends."

Why was everyone fighting? The strangest part was watching supernatural beings try to fight with human strength. Former vampires who'd been impossibly fast now stumbled around like they were drunk, their enhanced reflexes completely gone. Ex-werewolves kept expecting their enhanced healing to kick in, then looked shocked when cuts actually stayed cut. It was like watching a bunch of people try to perform magic tricks after forgetting they weren't actually wizards. And for some reason, I started laughing. The sound bubbled up from somewhere deep in my chest - not the hysterical laughter of someone having a breakdown, but genuine amusement at the absolute absurdity of what I was witnessing.

About fifteen minutes into the drive, I asked, “Why so slow?” “Oh, I’m sorry. Do you feel the need, the need for… going faster?” I laughed so loudly I almost snorted and had to put both of my hands over my nose since even a baby like me recognizes the famous movie quote he almost said. “You’re a funny guy in an unassuming way.” He turned a slight shade of pink. “Yeah, well, in our line of work you have to find some way to be a little bit of a comedian, or you’ll end up in the loony bin.”

"Wow. Give me three." "How about you pay 500?" "Gimme a sec." I text Bruce: Hey, big bro. I need $500. It's an emergency. Bruce: What? Zee: I think I got attacked by something supernatural. Bruce calls immediately, asking, "What do you mean?" "Bruh! I think this older guy I met is a werewolf or was trying to sacrifice me to one!" "Do you see what I mean, now? Dad and that heathen he married think everything I say is a joke, but we're not fighting flesh and blood, but spiritual wickedness in high places!"

“Unless you come across something positively dark, my experience tells me it works every damn time.” Ted tilted his head, narrowing his eyes. “I didn’t know you’ve dealt with paranormal entities outside the Manor.” The tale of my Pennhurst adventures took up the rest of the dinner. Save the bit about the angels, that I completely omitted. They wowed and frowned at all the right moments, and made a lot of questions. They laughed heartedly when I told them about the new Skippy. “So a lot of cussing but no more scratches!” Ricky repeated, still laughing.

But the paranoia was eating me alive, and Jeff was the closest thing I had to a friend on this team. I had to know. “Hey,” I said carefully, keeping my voice low. “Have you ever… I mean, this is going to sound weird, but have you ever seen anything strange? Around the team?” Jeff turned to look at me, one eyebrow raised. “Strange how?” “Like…” I struggled to find words that wouldn’t make me sound insane. “Like, I don’t know. Vampire strange?” The silence that followed was deafening. Then Jeff burst out laughing… loud and genuine, the kind of laugh that made other people turn to see what was so funny. “Vampires? Are you fucking serious right now?”