Supernatural Funniest Quotes Novels & Stories

I asked quickly, my gaze darting through the shadows, trying to catch any movement. ‎River froze for half a second. ‎ ‎Then he burst out laughing out Loud and Unrestrained. ‎ ‎I blinked at him, confused. “What’s funny?” ‎ ‎“You,” he said between laughs. “You’re funny, Seraphina. ‘Blood-sucking demon’?” ‎ ‎I rolled my eyes, a small smile slipping through. “What was I supposed to call them?” ‎ ‎He smirked. “Well… they are blood suckers.” ‎

“Thanks for the PSA. I’ll be sure to send him a thank-you card.” Another guy, shorter but just as confident, chimed in. “Seriously though, Faith. You’re like the Mona Lisa—everyone’s trying to figure out what’s behind that mysterious smile.” “Wow, that’s original,” I replied, deadpan. “Did you G****e that, or did it just come to you in a moment of divine inspiration?” The group burst out laughing, and the first guy tried again. “Alright, how about this? Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, everyone else disappears.”

They cannot contradict us. "Enough with your drama. Cheer up tukmols..." Joshua said with a laugh. He's always the go lucky monkey in our group. "No matter what happens. We're together, brothers.. Whether we're related or distant. Always be SUPERMAN. Even if we look stupid because our brief is out. Hahaha." he continued. We laughed there. I then remembered the funniest incident in the lives of the six of us that was the reason why we all met. We were still young, remember when you were young you really liked Superman, spiderman, batman, ironman and many more. We are all for Superman.

They also had their card held up. “Jordan.” Kelly said and the whole room turned to see the woman in question blushing. Grinning, Jordan nodded. “My granddaddy always said it. My grandma was never sure if he was talking about being surrounded by the enemy or kids.” “Either way,” Charlotte laughed, “being surrounded simplifies things.” “How many more?” Someone asked loudly. “Someone is getting hangry.” Charlotte laughed and clicked the key on the computer. The program that Camille and Trevor had written for this, shuffled the quotes and pulled up another one. “Last one. Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. Mae West.”

"Ha-Ha! Very funny!" I shouted angrily at him. I got scared for a moment since I thought its tru, but that's so stupid of me. The thoughts of Adam are making a fool out of me, the demons and shit. Now I am curious about heaven and the angels. I regained my normal breathing and scrunched my nose. "Why would you even believe a ridiculous joke?" He mocked me as he beamed, and it was irritating and adorable at the same time. "Don't you believe in the supernatural...?"

Lucian "And why the full moon?" He let's out a mocking smile. "Pure coincidence, don't confuse us with those stupid hounds!" Stupid hounds? I think back to the conversation we had about the wolf I saw. He made fun of me, hitting at the fact that it as a werewolf. I thought he was just joking! So as well as vampires and witches, there are also supernatural dogs? And then what, fairies, aliens, and unicorns? It's getting ridiculous!

"Easy for you to say, Jake. You're not the one with a taste of otherworldly snacks on your lips." Trevor and Alpha Charles joined in the banter, their camaraderie evident in the easy exchange of jests. The room, once charged with the weight of impending doom, transformed into a space where laughter mingled with the echoes of our shared experience. In the midst of our banter, a realization dawned – the bond we had forged wasn't just about facing external threats; it was about embracing the inherent humor in our shared journey. The supernatural had intersected with the mundane, and in that convergence, a camaraderie flourished that transcended the boundaries of our packs and roles.

“You were so deep in thought, you didn’t even hear me come in.” Lucas chuckled, rubbing his hands together. “It’s been... weird lately. Do you believe in supernatural power?” Mike laughed. “What?” he coughed, still grinning. “That only happens in fairy tales, bro. You’ve been possessed? Let me guess, by a werewolf? Alpha? Or maybe Luna herself?” Lucas laughed too, shaking his head. “Maybe. Or maybe I’ve been bewitched. And to be honest, I don’t want to be free from it.”

Lyra sipped hers. Big mistake. Her face contorted like she’d just licked a lemon made of lava. “Why would anyone willingly drink that?” she gasped. “Because,” I said, grinning, “it makes everything seem funnier. Watch.” At that exact moment, a man tripped over a bar stool and fell face-first into someone’s nachos. Lyra giggled. The sound was music. “You’re insane,” she whispered. “Comes with the territory.” ---

I’m not a big fan of horror, but at least he’s talking to me. Me:What are your favorites, apart from Alien? Tim:Oh, The Exorcist, The Shining, Saw, that kind of thing. You? Eesh. Me:I enjoyed The Thing. Tim:Yeah that was okay. Me:You gotta be fuckin’ kidding me! Tim:LOL why? Argh… Me:No, it’s a quote from the movie. Tim:Oh right, LOL. Me:Sorry. I feel like an idiot now. Tim:No, it’s cool. You sound fun.