Supernatural Funny Memes Novels & Stories

What are you planning? "Bring me two million, and I'll help you nail her." I stared at Summer. "Otherwise, I'll keep taking her money. "When you're making deals with the devil, you stand with whoever pays more.” "Goddamn it, Mark! One day, money's going to get you killed!"

I said, and he squinted his eyebrows. “What? This doesn`t make sense. How my parents being human summarized what the fuck happened to me, and why I woke up here in the middle of this clearing.” He said, and I took a deep breath. “Let me explain something not many know…” I sighed. “A couple of supernaturals most likely will have supernatural offspring, but in rare cases, they just get human offspring,” I said, and he squinted his eyebrows. “We call them recessive supernaturals,” I explained.

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My spiritual self hates me so much and never lets me pass any chance of taunting me. 'Oh, come on, I was just stating the facts, couldn't help, it's too harsh, could I?' her witchy laugh is all I can hear in my head, and it's annoying. I wonder how other supernaturals make peace with the spiritual beast continuously nagging inside their heads.

Why was everyone fighting? The strangest part was watching supernatural beings try to fight with human strength. Former vampires who'd been impossibly fast now stumbled around like they were drunk, their enhanced reflexes completely gone. Ex-werewolves kept expecting their enhanced healing to kick in, then looked shocked when cuts actually stayed cut. It was like watching a bunch of people try to perform magic tricks after forgetting they weren't actually wizards. And for some reason, I started laughing. The sound bubbled up from somewhere deep in my chest - not the hysterical laughter of someone having a breakdown, but genuine amusement at the absolute absurdity of what I was witnessing.

“MASTER, DO NOT DIE!” I hear some shuffling. “Don’t you dare take this opportunity to hug the master, Leviathan!” “What do humans need to recover!?” With my eyes still closed, I sneeze. Apparently, this made them panic further. “Ah!” “What is it now, brother Mammon?” “I used to hear rumors that when a human sneezes, their soul leaves their body! The only way to prevent it is to say a holy mantra.” “We’re fucked. We’re demons. If we say anything holy, we will burn.”

, Meme stutters out through her giggles, only making Amory laugh harder. “Okay haha! I haven’t had sex in three years. Funny”, she finally says. “Let’s move on, Meme”! “Neither have I”, both Spencer and I stated under our breath. “Okay, we’re still at six to three! Lala’s favorite ice cream?”, Meme asks. Butter pecan! “Seven to three, how much does Lala weigh”? That’s rude! She weighed a hundred and five pounds after she gave birth and I remember the doctor commenting that she weighed less than when she started, so that’s what I write! “Well damn”, says Meme! “Okay, Lala’s pet peeve”? Dirt?! Germs?! Life?! Fucking girl is mad OCD, you could lick her toilet and not get sick! “Seven to four, o

Her fingers trembled as she scrolled. “Bro she’s INSANE” “Ethan run 😭” “Psycho girlfriend energy” “She belongs in jail wtf” Elena clicked out of that post and the next one loaded so fast. A meme this time. Her face photoshopped onto the Hulk’s body, mid-rampage. Caption: “Elena when you forget to text back.” Then another. Her face on a tiger, roaring. “Don’t mess with Elena Cruz.” Then another. Her with exaggerated muscles and a unibrow. “Roid rage Elena.”

“You were so deep in thought, you didn’t even hear me come in.” Lucas chuckled, rubbing his hands together. “It’s been... weird lately. Do you believe in supernatural power?” Mike laughed. “What?” he coughed, still grinning. “That only happens in fairy tales, bro. You’ve been possessed? Let me guess, by a werewolf? Alpha? Or maybe Luna herself?” Lucas laughed too, shaking his head. “Maybe. Or maybe I’ve been bewitched. And to be honest, I don’t want to be free from it.”

Of course, I wasn't letting them into my hell of a ride back there. "This might sound very inappropriate. But I'm sure you must have heard about the war. Supernatural species going up again the other. Just last night, the Lycans attacked the werewolves. If there is a supernatural world war, we would be vulnerable and an easy pick. We would easily be made into slaves." "I'm sure you have a plan already... Dad." This was gradually going down to it might not be good for you but it's what's best for the pack.