Supernatural Funny Memes Novels & Stories

The two men stared at me and I stared right back at them with a blank expression. How were they expecting me to react after all the bullshit they just spurted out of their mouths? Vampire Kingdom?! Supernatural world?! Human slave?! Ha! Is this a fucking prank or what? I forced out a laugh trying to make them think that what they said was funny. At this point I would do anything to get away from these lunatic creeps. "That was very funny guys. Thanks again for saving my life. I really need to go home, bye!"

Rhalia fired off, followed by a slew of red flags and eggplant emojis. "I don't know how you did it, but girl... It's been what? Almost a year?? And you still don't feel the urge to jump that absolute Adonis??" Liora added with her signature dramatic flair. I felt heat rush up my neck as I fumbled with my phone, frantically typing, "Oh my God, guys-", but before I could send it, Maelis delivered the kill shot. It was a meme of dogs humping in full force, with the caption: "Don't be shy, sweetheart. If you need tips, I can help. 😈💅"

He insulted, “What the hell are you? How dare you ask us to apologize to you? What f*cking era is this? Do you know about high technology? Do you know anything about thermal weapons? How could you still believe in things like taming seance? “I mean, you guys are also here today for the Juan Yates and Tyr Summers group. I have a word of advice for you all. None of your supernatural means will work here. You guys better scram! In case, you all will wet yourself in the battle later.” “Muahahahaha...” All of those mercenaries laughed out loud. But, of course, they were atheists, and they had also survived the battlefield bloodbath. So, as expected, they did not think highly of this group of sham

“Then how do you explain the basement or the chains?” Tim had always believed in the supernatural. In fact, ever since we met, he'd told me that he was trying to prove the existence of the supernatural, and I had never taken him seriously. Even now, it seemed laughable that the best explanation he could come up with was that I was living with vampires. “Weird kink, like I said before,” “Nah, it's more than that. Trust me. How do you explain their fast reflexes? Hell, how do you explain the loss of your memory?

“Mila, you’re a saint!” Then, he pulled out his phone. “Look at the group chat. It’s exploding!” The group name had been changed to ‘Care and Support of the Clown Werewolf King,’ and it was flooded with merciless mockery. Someone had photoshopped Sarek’s face with clown makeup and captioned it: [So I came after. I’m a homewrecker.] There were even meme videos titled, “The Werewolf King’s Breakup Survival Guide.” Louis laughed so hard his whole body shook. “Hahaha! That’s brutal!”

Chris feigned a pitiful expression as he answered Henry before turning to Addison “No” “You didn’t???” Addison’s eyes widened in shock before they were filled with admiration “Who could come up with something so ingenious?? I have to worship this god of retribution….ha….ha…. it was so refreshing to see the memes…. Ha….ha…ha…” Addison bend over hugging his stomach. He couldn’t stop laughing, the memes were too hilarious. He wondered if Daniel would ever be able to recuperate the courage to face the business world again. “Your god of retribution is next door doing his 1000 push up punishment. Would you like to join him?” Chris hooked his eyebrows teasingly.

“Well, okay. Whatever.” “See, that’s why you’re my best friend, Isabelle,” I said with a sarcastic tone as I looked at her. “You see me hurt? You get all worked up, and get me help. My supposed best friend walks in, sees me hurt and what does he say? ‘Whatever’.” He laughed. “You think you’re funny?” “I think I’m hilarious.” “That’s a line from Supernatural. Come up with something original for a change.” He rolled his eyes while taking a seat a little away from us.

I asked in the most innocent voice I could muster. The soldier in front of me spoke over his shoulder in a hushed tone so that his superiors couldn’t hear. “We’re hunting supernaturals,” he said. “I’m sorry,” I said, meekly. “Do you mean like Superman and Batman? They’re real?” “Where are you from, girl?” the soldier laughed. He was joined by a few others who were close enough to hear. “I wasn’t trying to be funny. I just don’t understand what you mean by supernatural,” I said with a hurt tone.

“It’s time you started thinking like a witch and not a mundane.” “Mundane?” Freya chuckled. “That’s what we supernaturals call people with no supernatural powers. Mundane has two meanings. One is that they are not of the supernatural or spiritual realm and the other is that they are very uninteresting. They fit both descriptions if you ask me.” Davina smiled. “Mundane. I thought I was one of them once.” “You were never one of them. You just needed something to trigger your dormant supernatural side.”

At that moment, Albert mimicked a meme on the internet and exaggeratedly said, “F*ck! Savage!” A burst of loud laughter resonated across the yard. Meanwhile, Sean looked like he wanted Charlie’s head on a platter!