Romans & histoires Supernatural Funny Quotes

“Excuse me sir, could you repeat what you just said?” “My best friend’s ghost is in my house and it is laughing at me. I think it wants to kill me. Send help please, I don’t wanna die “Sure thing, sir. Wait a minute let me ask my grandmother for the Ghostbusters number or maybe I’ll get R.L. Stine to look into it, maybe one of his books has an explanation..” “What? This is not a joke, I’m serious” “Have a nice day, sir.” The line went dead.

He straightened up after a moment. “What a relief.” He muttered. I gave him a curious look. He smiled knowingly. “Yesterday you were in a hell of pain. And today, you're all better. It tells me it's more supernatural than medical.” “Supernatural?” “I really can't explain since I'm not certain of anything. But I will have to keep an eye on you even after you're discharged. If something like this repeats itself. Then we will know it's supernatural. And then we will know the solution to it.”

"no..I mean yes but wait why are you here?" "cause i wanted to talk to you " "okay ? what do you want to tell me?" "I'm gonna give you ur powers back soon the time is near " "what does that mean?..no wait it'll ruin the fun right?" " right" "you're far funnier than I imagined God to be ... Wait ! I'm not gonna faint again am I ? " "off course you are" "no please wait do-"

She asked looking at him with bright eyes. He is a supernatural and she is sure his life must be full of thrill and adventure unlike her life which is nothing but boring. It must be super fun to be a supernatural! Why can't humans have a trilling life like supernaturals? Why can't they have some amazing powers like them? "Nothing excited or good happened today with me. Well expect for the fact that I got to meet you every night. It's the only thing which is keeping me sane." He said the truth, making her turn red again.

he replied. "Is that supposed to be funny?" I was a bit hostile. "No, nothing I say or do is funny but I'm glad you are speaking to me. It's better than watching you stare at nothing. It was kinda creeping me out ." he rapped and I burst out laughing. "You are a priest and aren't casting out demons like your thing you shouldn't be afraid of me staring at nothing?"

Books and science have proven that the existence of the supernatural was impossible. “From where I’m standing, you should be terrified to hell,” She replied, her voice smooth and disconcerting. “Hell, you should even be pissing your pants over this right now.” Willow added. “And why should I?” Russell scoffed, taking another swig from his beer bottle.

She was bathed in purple and it was creeping up on Ronnie who was clearly unbothered. “You better know what you’re doing” she heard her thoughts loud and clear and she too was bathed in purple and soon the entire apartment. Slowly the light died down. “Did it work?” Danny whispered. “Shouldn’t I be the one asking you that?!” she sounded angry. There was a chance that it didn’t work. “Why did you come to me anyway?” “You’re one of the strongest Supernaturals I know”. “Touching” she rolled her eyes.

“Don’t you mean fangtastic?” “I most assuredly do not.” His face was now stern. I rolled my eyes. “OK, got it. Dick jokes are OK but vampire jokes are not. Touchy much?” His mouth was drawn in a thin line “Funny jokes are acceptable. Others should be met with the derision they deserve.” There was a pregnant pause and all silly jokes and puns rushed out of my head, so I settled for rolling my eyes at him as I jumped off the bar stool instead. “Do you have anyone you need to let know you’ll be away?” he asked

You have no idea how good this is. “Oh, I have an idea.” Sam grinned, his fingers gently trailing over my leg. Lucifer suddenly appeared at the table, his hands resting between us as he leaned forward, looking dazed. “I think I’ll stay here,” he declared. “Do you like being around vampires?” I asked, intrigued. “They’re much more fun than demons,” Lucifer said with a drunken laugh. “Demons are always so serious. Vampires, though, they’re actually funny.” “Well,” I tapped the table playfully, “you can take one home.”

I pouted my lips and waited for Rosie to reply to me but returned she laughed. "Why are you laughing now?" I looked at her back. She laughed once more. "Dude, I am not joking. I've never seen vampires and werewolves in my real life other than in the damn series!" My lips pouted in sync "You are so cute!" Rosie pulled my cheek, ouch I know my cheeks are chubby but I don't like it if someone touches it....huh! "Today I tell you, not based on the Supernatural series but from my life experience."