Tagalog Jokes Novels & Stories

Humagalpak ito ng tawa na siyang labis kong ipinagtaka. " 'Yon lang ba?" Sarkastikong tanong nito na hindi pa rin tumitigil sa pagtawa. Pinukol ko ito ng masamang tingin ngunit hindi man lang ito nasindak. Sa halip ay mas lalo pa nitong nilakasan ang pagtawa. "Sira ulo!" singhal ko rito. "Hay naku!" nakapamaywang na wika nito na sinabayan pa ng sunod-sunod na pag-iling.

biro nya "Paano ka naman mamamatay? May sakit ba ako na ikaw lang nakakaalam?" Tanong ko dito "Eh kung tignan mo kaya mga tingin ni kuya Wade sa akin" sagot nya "Hayaan mo sya, dukutin ko mata nya eh" sagot ko sa kanya "Joke lang, bawal pa ako mamatay. Likigawan ko pa si Zane" sabi nya na nakapagpalingon sa akin

He smiled and even clapped when at some of the lame jokes my collegue tried to pull off. Tahimik lang akong nakamasid sa sulok, papasa na ‘kong estatwa sa ayos ko sa totoo lang. Can’t balme me though, pilit ko pa ring kinukumbinse ang sarili kong ‘di n’ya narinig ang kahihiyan na ginawa ko kanina. S***a, Gen. Kung sa bingo purong-puro ka na.

Come on, I'll take three shots as punishment—consider it a toast to you and Macy! Todd stood to the side, his expression shifting between anger and panic. He stared at me intently, as if I were the cheating wife, the disgust in his eyes practically spilling over. Looking at the bunch of fools in front of me, I couldn't even be bothered to be angry. I turned my head and glanced at Terrence. He'd worked under Dad for 20 years. There was no way he'd be able to tolerate anyone insulting me like this. He suddenly raised his hand, about to slap Miguel across the face.

"Okay, okay, ito na. Ano ang sinabi ng bato sa tubig?" Napaisip si Thalia. "Hmm... ano?" "Wag mo akong basain, hindi pa ako handa!’" sabay tawa ni Nathan sa sarili niyang joke. Napailing si Thalia, pero hindi niya napigilang matawa rin. "Ano ba ‘yan, Nathan! Ang babaw talaga ng jokes mo." "Hoy, bawal manghusga! Pang-matalino ‘yung joke ko, hindi mo lang na-appreciate agad," sagot ni Nathan na kunwari’y nagtatampo.

nakangisi n'yang wika saka mabilis na tinungga ang alak. "Wag mong i-bottoms up!" pag-pigil ko saka inagaw sa kan'ya ang bote. "Isalin nalang natin sa baso para hindi ganun kabigat sa'yo." wika ko na kinatawa n'ya. "Alam ko na. Maglaro nalang tayo. Paunahan tayong makahula ng commercial na lalabas sa tv. Kung sino ang unang makahula maaring magtanong. Dapat masagot naman 'to ng natalo at syempre iinom din s'ya ng isang bote ng alak. Pero 'pag hindi n'ya 'to nasagot sa loob ng limang segundo, iinom pa s'ya ng isa pang basong alak. Game?" wika n'ya na hindi ko naman sinagot.

She might get grumpy if she came here me gone. "Okay. But later." I agreed. [Yeah. Later. There are people inside my office right now. So... it's really later.] My forehead automatically wrinkled. Is there someone in his office? Who? I'm not allowed there then. They would wonder why I was there. Why didn't he say who they were? And what did he said? Only later? I laughed realised what he said. /////You might not get the joke here. it was a language conflict joke. its in tagalog. I can't do it/its not funny in pure english////

I dialed my best friend's number. ["Miss mo ako?"] Sabi ko na tamang desisyon na tawagan ko siya. Tingnan mo, ngayon palang napapatawa na ako ng jokes niya, Tsk. "Miss ko lang yung libre mo. Busy ka?" ["Nasa kampo ako, bakit may problema ba?"] "Ah wala naman, tinatanong ko lang nangangamusta ganun." ["Hindi ako busy. Pupuntahan kita."]

reduced his feeling of reading the awkwardness of friends. Pepeng Masarap😂😂 Jusko! It's great to find an office here! Pepeng Maliit😂😂 Well, chiiiill lang is meee😂 Pepeng Malaki😂😂 Guuuuyss andaming pogii ditoo😅😅 He just laughed as he typed. Pepeng Kulot😂😂 There are pogii here too! I'm still next to isaaaa😍😍

laughed at the promise. It's probably because I was surprised that a dirty child was clinging to me. Why should I be happy, right? "Naturally, I was surprised, Gen. Maybe later it will be kicked and bitten." "There are no ghosts here. There are no ghosts. There are monsters." This is the answer. "You know, it's amazing that you know folk tales. Do you know the words you use in Tagalog? Can't it be Korean, Japanese, Russian, or Italian... Why Filipino and English?" I asked wonderingly. Of course, I'm Filipino, I just happened to ask here.