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ANONYMOUS KILLER

ANONYMOUS KILLER

ano abnormal lang? "Mabuti kang kaibigan sorry pero trabaho lang." Sabi pa nung isa.dahan dahan kong binuksan ang mga mata ko para maaninag ang tao tumingin ako sa salamin ng kotse dahil mas madali iyon kesa sa tumalikod pa ko laking gulat ko nang makita ang isang lalaki na naka blue na polo ay may hawak na sako hinihila nya ito na..at wait putek!
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TEAM SAWI Series One: One Last Cry

TEAM SAWI Series One: One Last Cry

Naisip kong baka nandoon nga si Thana, kaya naman ay kaagad kong pinaandar ang aking sasakyan matapos kong kausapin ang minamahal kong kapatid. "Valenzuela People's Park" 'yon ang pangalan ng isang magandang parke na hinintuan ko. Inalis ko agad ang aking seat belt at dali-dali akong bumaba. Nasa bungad pa lang ako ay naririnig ko na ang isang maganda at sikat na awitin ng Imagine Dragons na Believer. Natatanaw ko na rin ang kahanga-hangang dancing fountain na mariing umiindayog sa saliw ng magandang awitin na 'yon.
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San Andres Agents: Rui Grymes

San Andres Agents: Rui Grymes

"mahal na mahal kita." "Mahal na mahal din kita, sige na namimiss tuloy kita eh," natatawang wika niya rito. " i miss you more, Baby, Sige na tatapusin ko na muna itong trabaho ko. See you soon, Baby Ru!" "okay, see you soon! May naiwan pa akong misyon, ipinasa ko lang muna kasi kay shane dahil nagkaroon nga ng emergency dito sa bahay." paliwanag niya.
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Until The Hate gone

Until The Hate gone

Sarcastic I slowly close my eyes i feel the peace in this kingdom, i fell like im home. I open my eyes where am i? Its so dark i cant see anything! I hear some voices whispering in my ears i hate it! "Wag kang mawawalan ng pag asa hija" i heard it, whats this? "Zuri wake up" ""What do you think my daughter you can have a happy life?" Im scared, im so scared Its look like an echo inside in my mind "Baby dont hate me okay? Uhmmm daddy loves you so much kaya gising ka na"
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Uncontrollable Ability: The Academy

Uncontrollable Ability: The Academy

["Oh? Nasaan ka apo?" ["Nasa mall po, La. Si lolo po ba nandiyan?"] Tanong ko. ["Ha? Ah eh wala eh, alam mo naman ang lolo mo, busy, masyadong mahal ang trabaho."] Inilapag ni lola saglit ang phone niya tapos kinuha ulit, ["Ay siya apo, busy ka yata. Mag-enjoy ka diyan kasama ang mga classmate mo."] Tumingin ako sa paligid ko at nakakita ng isang maliit na portal, nandoon si lola at kumakaway. ["Nako, kayo talaga, La. Hahaha!"]
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CLASH OF TARGETS

CLASH OF TARGETS

Baka mal-late? Nagulat ako nang biglang nag-vibrate ang phone na hawak ko. Nagreply pala si Kat, "Baka ma-late or hindi ako makapasok." Ayon lang ang naging sagot niya. Nagreply naman ako agad ng 'bakit', ngunit hindi na siya muling nagreply pa kaya hinintay ko na lang ang reply ni Alex. Sakto biglang pumasok ang Filipino Professor namin kaya agad ko nang ibinalik sa bag ang phone ko at umupo ng maayos. Agad naman kaming nagsitayuan upang bumati.
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What's Wrong With Mr. CEO?

What's Wrong With Mr. CEO?

Mahina subalit may diin sa bawat katagang binanggit ko. Mas lalo pang nangunot ang kanyang noo matapos niyang maproseso sa kanyang utak ang lahat ng aking sinabi.Subalit maya-maya lang ay pagak na itong tumawa. "This is an Italian restaurant! So, ano ang ini-expect mo? Maghain sila ng Filipino dish at Delight Yoghurt drink?" Sarkastiko niyang saad na pawang pang-iinsulto ang naging dating saakin.
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Slave By My Stepfather

Slave By My Stepfather

"Masaya lang ako, super duper." Halos marinig na ng buong barangay ang tili at sigaw ko ng may sinend ulit siyang litrato. Picture na kinakagat niya labi niya habang hawak ang mataba, malaki, mahaba, mapula at matigas niyang k*****a with a caption, "Dont make us wait for too long baby, I cant hold it any longer." Oh my God! Pwedi na po akong mamatay! WAAAHHHHH!
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Writings of Kybelle (Tagalog)

Writings of Kybelle (Tagalog)

Parang isang maling salita mo lang, may buhay na pwedeng mabago. Kaya siguro pagkakita ko sa chat ni Ahmad sa GC naming apat, halos matawa ako sa sobrang contrast. Ahmad: "STARBUCKS. NOW. Kailangan ko makita personal boyfriend mo bago ako mamatay." Miggy: "Kapag catfish ’yan susuntukin ko." Kang: "Magto-toothbrush ba kami o tanggap na niyang squammy tayo?"
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The Dark Side

The Dark Side

) Lorey said and Christian laugh at the word ‘navigator’ The boss scratched his head “sabi mo diba nakaka usap at nakakakita ka ng mga multo? Puno ng ganon ang isla kaya naisip naming ikaw ang maghahanap sa mga bata” (you told us that you can see and talk to the ghosts, the island is full of those things. We planned that you will locate the missing children) Christian can understand and speak tagalog so he understand what the boss said “this face of missings” they give them the missing posters and Lina recognized them. I should have ripped this poster earlier if I know that they’ll need it
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