Tall People Jokes

“I wish I can divorce you but the court clearly states that no divorce until the second year of marriage. Which means, we are stuck with each other. And until then, you are not leaving my sight. That means, you now live in this house, and now work for me!” He retorted. “Deal with that, princess.” The princess was said in a demeaning way. I took a shameful walk back to the sofa I got up from and sank into it. Two years with Evan Blackman? Or the street? Which would it be? ***** After Katie Malory divorced her husband who was cheating on her, she found herself rejected by the only family she had ever known. Left to suffer on the street with no single penny to her name, she was met with the rude shock that she had married a man who had always shown her that he would rather die than look at her twice. How the mistake happened, she couldn’t comprehend. But she knew she only had two options to choose from. The street of the home of the man who hated her with every fiber of his being.

Nalaman ni Tessa na nagloloko sa kaniya Ang boyfriend niyang si Mark kaya naman humila siya ng lalaki na nasa tabi niya lang at hinalikan ito upang ipakita Kay Mark na hindi siya naapektuhan... ngunit Ang hindi niya alam ay ang nahalikan niyang lalaki ay Ang lalaking pinakasusuklaman niya

Soren Knight was meant to marry the perfect bride. Instead, a drunken night in Vegas left him with a husband he barely knew. Adrian Vega never asked for a billionaire’s world, or the spotlight that came with it. But one reckless marriage ties him to a man who sees love as weakness and business as everything. What begins as a deal to protect Soren’s empire soon turns into something dangerously real. Between scandals, betrayal, and a secret that links Adrian’s past to Soren’s family, their mistake might be the one thing neither of them can walk away from.

Nagkaroon ng aksidenteng one-night stand sina Andrew Sandoval at Hanna Williams limang taon na ang nakalilipas, at hindi makalimutan ni Andrew ang katawan ni Hanna. Hindi niya maabot si Hanna dahil sa kaguluhan ng pamilya na dulot ng biglaang pagkamatay ng kanyang ama. Pagkalipas ng limang taon, kinuha ni Andrew ang negosyo ng pamilya at natagpuan si Hanna, na baon sa utang sa pagsusugal ng kanyang ina. Iniligtas siya ni Andrew at tinulungan siyang magbayad ng pera, na naging may utang kay Hanna. Pinakiusapan niya itong maging manliligaw ngunit tumanggi ito dahil may nobyo ito. Nakipagpustahan si Andrew kay Hanna na iiwan siya ng kanyang kasintahan para sa pera, at sa kanyang pagtataka, iniwan siya ng kanyang kasintahan para sa pera. Single siya pero hindi pumayag na maging manliligaw ni Andrew. Lalo siyang kinaiinisan dahil ginulo nito ang kanyang mapayapang buhay.

Anais, a poor orphaned Omega who sells her body to make a living, finds herself in a life-altering situation when she wakes up mated and pregnant after a night with a mysterious alpha. Atlas Hawke, a wealthy Alpha used to being in complete control and getting his way. He discovers she’s bearing his pup and takes Anais away from the sex club where she works, making her his mate. They each come from two different worlds and it becomes painfully clear that Anais is out of his league. As they grapple with their differences in backgrounds.. Will Atlas and Anais be able to find a way to make their mating work or will the pressure of both of their past and the scrutiny of the media prevent them from their happily ever after? ***find me on FB @K.B and any social media platforms @artful.kamara***

Who would have thought that one disastrous night could bind two strangers in a contract neither saw coming? Everlyn Ateya Wangari thought she had it all—a stable job, a loving boyfriend, and a future she had fought hard for. But that illusion shattered the moment she walked in on the man she had sacrificed everything for, tangled in the arms of another woman—her biggest rival at work. Betrayed and heartbroken, she storms out, only to stumble upon a high-stakes deal that has nothing to do with business and everything to do with revenge. Kurtis Otias, Nairobi’s most elusive billionaire bachelor and the newly appointed CEO of her company, is a man who never begs—except now. With a billion-dollar merger hanging by a thread, he needs a wife, and he needs one fast. A chance encounter. A reckless offer. A contract signed in desperation. One seeks power. The other seeks payback. But neither of them anticipated the one thing they couldn’t control—**love and obsession.** When emotions start to blur the lines of their cold arrangement, will they walk away unscathed, or will they destroy each other in a game where the rules were never meant to be fair?

Christian Bridges, the fashion icon who once swept Sienna off her feet, is back in her life - but this time, it's complicated. After a catastrophic accident leaves him reportedly brain-dead, Sienna is shocked to find Christian very much alive, wheelchair-bound, and then, he utters the unthinkable: "Put her in a wedding dress." From rocky starts to sweet endings, they discover love in the most unexpected way.

For three months, I’d been seeing a guy named “Rex.” A total stranger I’d only met online. We were in the thick of it, that honeymoon phase where every night my phone would blow up with messages that made my pulse jump. “Miss you, sweetheart.” “Dreamt of you again last night. You were all over me, begging for it.” I was about to suggest we finally meet. But then he sent me a picture, a casual shot of his desk, and I saw something familiar: the crest of the Falcone crime family. And I work for a company owned by the Falcones. For three months, I’d been sexting a dangerous man, a made man in the mafia, who could be right under my nose. And just when I was trying to figure out who he was, I saw them. The custom black onyx cufflinks I’d picked out for “Rex”… on my boss, Marco’s, wrists.

Elizabeth Kennedy, an orphan who doesn’t want anything but a normal life. She wants a quiet life away from all the complicated fucked up, scheming life that others live. She doesn’t have money, friends, and family to call her own. A lone girl making her living with a part-time job and all the odd jobs she can to make money. Supporting herself is tiring sometimes but she has no other options. She just wants to complete her college and find a decent job to make life easier. She is a simple girl with a difficult life until she meets him. Christian Ford is a billionaire who can get everything he wants with just one word. People respect him, fear him, scheme around him but can never take advantage of him. He lives a carefree life. He never has such feelings until he meets Elizabeth. Something in her attracts him, and her blue eyes capture his heart. He is pulled towards her unconsciously. He decides then and there that he will make her his. But the question is that he has a secret. Will Elizabeth accept his Darkside and be willing to be with him? Somehow, Elizabeth ends up tangled in all the scheming, dangers because of Christian. She tries to escape; he finds her every time. Will she survive all the hardship and get together with Christian? Can Christian protect Lisa and make her his? Will Lisa be able to escape from his clutch? Or will she fall for him? Let 's read and find the answers.

Love is a beautiful feeling. It's uncontrollable, gentle, satisfying and worth living up for. It is crazy when you fall for someone you shouldn’t have, especially when you’re already engaged to someone. True love? Friendship? Likeness? Crush? All of these leave you in awe when you get stuck between two people. When mistakenly you commit your life to a wrong person and fall for the right one, you’re left in a fix and the only thing left to do is leave it to fate.